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Solid babe finally confessed

divine
Posts: 24 - Karma: 200
Nov 29 2021 11:59PM

I met a lady who confessed to me, how she felt about short guys.

She said "standing tall at 5'9ft ... I can't date a short guy. I feel like I am dating a toddler or a relative".

Yikes!!🤭🤭😬 .

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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2273 - Karma: 20,716
Nov 30 2021 5:44PM

Wait, we're not supposed to date our relatives?

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Young_patty
Posts: 3242 - Karma: 36,771
Nov 30 2021 5:52PM

“I feel like I’m dating a relative”…??

Like bruuuhhhh

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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,423
Nov 30 2021 5:59PM

divineI feel like I am dating a toddler or a relative".

she desperate 😳

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iH8pow
Posts: 1732 - Karma: 7,239
Dec 1 2021 12:03AM

Dang and here i thought solid 7 was making a reappearance. Yea my wife wouldnt date guys below 5’6 even though shes 5’0, worked out for but still thought that was a lil harsh to the shorter guys.

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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6190 - Karma: 66,665
Dec 1 2021 12:48AM

Trust me babe, I'm a solid 5'9... in ski boots and skis

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divine
Posts: 24 - Karma: 200
Dec 2 2021 2:48PM

larilinesignWait, we're not supposed to date our relatives?

🥲🥲🥲🥲 nope

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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,050
Dec 2 2021 3:21PM

divineI met a lady who confessed to me, how she felt about short guys.

She said "standing tall at 5'9ft ... I can't date a short guy. I feel like I am dating a toddler or a relative".

Yikes!!🤭🤭😬 .

bro, she really tried to sneak in "a relative" there. that is not a normal thing to compare something to. she defo from the south

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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 5,742
Dec 2 2021 3:58PM

ReturnToMonkeyTrust me babe, I'm a solid 5'9... in ski boots and skis

Im like a solid 6'2 in skis, boots, and a helmet on but only 5'11 commando.

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armchair_skier
Posts: 2110 - Karma: 26,548
Dec 2 2021 4:56PM

The women who say guys need to be 6ft tall are the same women who get pissed off when I say I don't like fat chicks.

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BrandoComando
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 18,734
Dec 2 2021 5:46PM

SmokedGoudaIm like a solid 6'2 in skis, boots, and a helmet on but only 5'11 commando.

yo did someone say commando

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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 5,742
Dec 2 2021 5:53PM

BrandoComandoyo did someone say commando

yooooo

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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
Dec 2 2021 6:24PM

if you're a shorter guy just look for shorterer girls its not rocket science

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36714 - Karma: 110,910
Dec 2 2021 6:46PM

RIP king, keep your head up.

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divine
Posts: 24 - Karma: 200
Dec 9 2021 1:57AM

TheHamburglarif you're a shorter guy just look for shorterer girls its not rocket science

Agreed.

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divine
Posts: 24 - Karma: 200
Dec 9 2021 1:58AM

CalumSKIbro, she really tried to sneak in "a relative" there. that is not a normal thing to compare something to. she defo from the south

Haha

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HypeBeast
Posts: 9778 - Karma: 72,270
Dec 9 2021 2:28AM

Lmao a short guy thread. Imagine being told you're too short to fuck someone. hahahahahahahaha

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hdubs
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 11,665
Dec 9 2021 2:51AM

Height is overrated. But like get me some giant Amazonian woman so I don’t fuck up my kids genetics. Imma climb that shit like a jungle gym

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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Dec 9 2021 5:54PM

5’9” = 69” The perfect height

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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
Dec 9 2021 6:31PM

Goddamn solid 7. The queen of NS

theLiquorDang and here i thought solid 7 was making a reappearance. Yea my wife wouldnt date guys below 5’6 even though shes 5’0, worked out for but still thought that was a lil harsh to the shorter guys.

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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,050
Dec 9 2021 11:04PM

Skibumsmith5’9” = 69” The perfect height

Hah let’s go

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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2273 - Karma: 20,716
Dec 10 2021 1:25AM

What about guys with big schlongs? Does size matter? 🤔

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Casey
Posts: 7790 - Karma: 23,522
Dec 10 2021 2:06AM

larilinesignWhat about guys with big schlongs? Does size matter? 🤔

Seems like it matters to men more than anything. My experience is that it seems like women are kind of a mixed bag, tbh. Some like to brag about enjoying getting throttled and just as many do not enjoy painful intercourse. 🤷‍♂️

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divine
Posts: 24 - Karma: 200
Dec 11 2021 11:49AM

HypeBeastLmao a short guy thread. Imagine being told you're too short to fuck someone. hahahahahahahaha

🦦. Sad 😢

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lickmyballs
Posts: 489 - Karma: 1,151
Dec 13 2021 3:51PM

fuck her mom. she def got the height from her dad

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theabortionator
Posts: 51293 - Karma: 157,925
Dec 16 2021 6:15PM

Skibumsmith5’9” = 69” The perfect height

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ModMommy
Posts: 10731 - Karma: 55,610
Dec 18 2021 12:03PM

larilinesignWhat about guys with big schlongs? Does size matter? 🤔

Girth to length ratio bb

but seriously I date men shorter and taller than me why are woman so pressed about it. I’m 5’8 lots of men are literally my height.

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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2273 - Karma: 20,716
Dec 18 2021 12:49PM

safarisamGirth to length ratio bb

but seriously I date men shorter and taller than me why are woman so pressed about it. I’m 5’8 lots of men are literally my height.

Like both big girth and big length, right?

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The_Dude_
Posts: 36 - Karma: 442
Dec 18 2021 5:04PM

larilinesignLike both big girth and big length, right?

Henrick harlaut be like “😞”

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skierman
Posts: 8071 - Karma: 4,922
Dec 19 2021 6:41AM

The_Dude_Henrick harlaut be like “😞”

You clearly haven't seen his kankles.

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