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Kim Jong-Un reported dead after botched heart surgery

CatdickBojangles
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Apr 25 2020 5:34PM

It has been reported that he is dead or brain dead after a botched heart surgery. Either way great news for North Koreans hopefully. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it was "botched" on purpose.

Interview with the surgeon is in the comments it refuses to embed in the main post.

**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:36:00pm

**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:37:31pm

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little1337
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Apr 25 2020 5:35PM

"Wouldn't want to be a vegetable in a starving country"

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CatdickBojangles
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Apr 25 2020 5:36PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Apr 25 2020 5:38PM

little1337"Wouldn't want to be a vegetable in a starving country"

That is spicy

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270on420out
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Apr 25 2020 5:52PM

idk if I’d call it “great news” this early. North Korea in a power vacuum seems like it has the potential to go south

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r00kie
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Apr 25 2020 6:01PM

This is certainly big news. Lets hope it ends up as great news and not terrible news.

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snowfinder
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Apr 25 2020 6:04PM

2020 is a wild fucking ride.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/

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PeppermillReno
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Apr 25 2020 6:04PM

Hopefully he put making Rodman the next great leader.

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elcheapo
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Apr 25 2020 9:51PM

No, they just put his brain in a leaner body

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Apr 25 2020 9:56PM

His sister looks like female martin shkreli.

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PeppermillReno
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Apr 25 2020 10:43PM

DogfartHis sister looks like female martin shkreli.

I’d fuck her and let you watch.

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Lonely
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Apr 25 2020 10:56PM

CatdickBojanglesIt has been reported that he is dead or brain dead after a botched heart surgery. Either way great news for North Koreans hopefully. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it was "botched" on purpose.

Interview with the surgeon is in the comments it refuses to embed in the main post.

**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:36:00pm

**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:37:31pm

Kim Sucks. Power Vacuums Suck. Not saying Kim is better alive but this may just be bad in a different way

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PeppermillReno
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Apr 26 2020 1:14AM

Vibes to Rodman for losing is good friend.

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Apr 26 2020 3:08AM

the surgeons were actually james franco and seth rogan

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dolanslebensraum
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Apr 26 2020 9:34AM

FUCKING SHENANIGANS

**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2020 at 11:16:27am

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JAHpow
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Apr 26 2020 10:05AM

A South Korean presidential aide said Kim Jong Un is alive and well

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PeppermillReno
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Apr 26 2020 3:05PM

Im mad looking forward to the Bulls documentary tonight shit is straight fire.

ESPN better show some respect and honor the Glorious Leader before it considering how big of a 90s Bulls fan he was.

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ChadThundercock
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Apr 26 2020 5:15PM

That fucker is still alive and we all know it

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tsingtaofanatic
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Apr 27 2020 5:59AM

dead or alive, nothings gonna get better. his sister is just gonna take over and she looks like fucking voldemort

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skierman
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Apr 27 2020 8:14AM

Oh look, a bunch of ignorant kids referring to social media hash tags and TMZ for their world news and it happens to be horribly inaccurate.

I'm shocked.

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dolanslebensraum
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Apr 27 2020 8:55AM

skiermanOh look, a bunch of ignorant kids referring to social media hash tags and TMZ for their world news and it happens to be horribly inaccurate.

I'm shocked.

You shouldve ripped them harder than that.

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CatdickBojangles
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Apr 27 2020 9:38AM

skiermanOh look, a bunch of ignorant kids referring to social media hash tags and TMZ for their world news and it happens to be horribly inaccurate.

I'm shocked.

It was right beside the buzzfeed quiz I was taking.

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little1337
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May 5 2020 11:02PM

Kim Jong Un won in the Gulag so now hes back

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Jro.
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May 5 2020 11:24PM

little1337Kim Jong Un won in the Gulag so now hes back

r/shitpost

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TRVP_ANGEL
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May 6 2020 1:10PM

little1337Kim Jong Un won in the Gulag so now hes back

very creative

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skierman
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Oct 9 2020 9:46AM

Thanks for bumping this thread which is proof of how fucking stupid NS kids are these days.

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_kevin_
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Oct 9 2020 9:59AM

godlike bump

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Charlie_Kelly
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Oct 9 2020 11:48AM

skiermanThanks for bumping this thread which is proof of how fucking stupid NS kids are these days.

You bumped it tho...?

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CatdickBojangles
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Oct 9 2020 12:55PM

Charlie_KellyYou bumped it tho...?

A bot bumped it.

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