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Kim Jong-Un reported dead after botched heart surgery

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CatdickBojangles
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It has been reported that he is dead or brain dead after a botched heart surgery. Either way great news for North Koreans hopefully. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it was "botched" on purpose.

Interview with the surgeon is in the comments it refuses to embed in the main post.




**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:36:00pm

**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:37:31pm
Apr 25 2020 5:34PM
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little1337
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"Wouldn't want to be a vegetable in a starving country"
Apr 25 2020 5:35PM
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CatdickBojangles
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/963127/-In-Japan--Heart-Surgeon-Number-1----The-Office-US
Apr 25 2020 5:36PM
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CatdickBojangles
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little1337"Wouldn't want to be a vegetable in a starving country"


That is spicy
Apr 25 2020 5:38PM
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270on420out
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idk if I’d call it “great news” this early. North Korea in a power vacuum seems like it has the potential to go south
Apr 25 2020 5:52PM
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r00kie
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This is certainly big news. Lets hope it ends up as great news and not terrible news.
Apr 25 2020 6:01PM
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snowfinder
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2020 is a wild fucking ride.
https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
Apr 25 2020 6:04PM
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PeppermillReno
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Hopefully he put making Rodman the next great leader.
Apr 25 2020 6:04PM
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elcheapo
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No, they just put his brain in a leaner body
Apr 25 2020 9:51PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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His sister looks like female martin shkreli.
Apr 25 2020 9:56PM
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PeppermillReno
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DogfartHis sister looks like female martin shkreli.


I’d fuck her and let you watch.
Apr 25 2020 10:43PM
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Lonely
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CatdickBojanglesIt has been reported that he is dead or brain dead after a botched heart surgery. Either way great news for North Koreans hopefully. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it was "botched" on purpose.

Interview with the surgeon is in the comments it refuses to embed in the main post.




**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:36:00pm

**This thread was edited on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:37:31pm


Kim Sucks. Power Vacuums Suck. Not saying Kim is better alive but this may just be bad in a different way
Apr 25 2020 10:56PM
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PeppermillReno
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Vibes to Rodman for losing is good friend.
Apr 26 2020 1:14AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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the surgeons were actually james franco and seth rogan
Apr 26 2020 3:08AM
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dolanslebensraum
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FUCKING SHENANIGANS

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Apr 26 2020 9:34AM
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JAHpow
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A South Korean presidential aide said Kim Jong Un is alive and well
Apr 26 2020 10:05AM
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PeppermillReno
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Im mad looking forward to the Bulls documentary tonight shit is straight fire.

ESPN better show some respect and honor the Glorious Leader before it considering how big of a 90s Bulls fan he was.
Apr 26 2020 3:05PM
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ChadThundercock
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That fucker is still alive and we all know it
Apr 26 2020 5:15PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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dead or alive, nothings gonna get better. his sister is just gonna take over and she looks like fucking voldemort
Apr 27 2020 5:59AM
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skierman
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Oh look, a bunch of ignorant kids referring to social media hash tags and TMZ for their world news and it happens to be horribly inaccurate.


I'm shocked.
Apr 27 2020 8:14AM
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dolanslebensraum
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skiermanOh look, a bunch of ignorant kids referring to social media hash tags and TMZ for their world news and it happens to be horribly inaccurate.


I'm shocked.

You shouldve ripped them harder than that.
Apr 27 2020 8:55AM
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CatdickBojangles
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skiermanOh look, a bunch of ignorant kids referring to social media hash tags and TMZ for their world news and it happens to be horribly inaccurate.


I'm shocked.


It was right beside the buzzfeed quiz I was taking.
Apr 27 2020 9:38AM
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little1337
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Kim Jong Un won in the Gulag so now hes back
May 5 2020 11:02PM
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Jro.
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little1337Kim Jong Un won in the Gulag so now hes back


r/shitpost
May 5 2020 11:24PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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little1337Kim Jong Un won in the Gulag so now hes back


very creative
May 6 2020 1:10PM
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skierman
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Thanks for bumping this thread which is proof of how fucking stupid NS kids are these days.
Oct 9 2020 9:46AM
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_kevin_
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godlike bump
Oct 9 2020 9:59AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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skiermanThanks for bumping this thread which is proof of how fucking stupid NS kids are these days.


You bumped it tho...?
Oct 9 2020 11:48AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Charlie_KellyYou bumped it tho...?


A bot bumped it.
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