Afterbang > Wacky waving arms

snowfinderAfterbang > Wacky waving arms

Pretzels > Peanut butter

CatdickBojanglesPretzels > Peanut butter

ride away landing > swerve landing

snowfinderride away landing > swerve landing

Actual Outerwear > some shit from you grandmas closet

CatdickBojanglesActual Outerwear > some shit from you grandmas closet

Gang signs > hugging dudes

Tall Ts > 3 stripes

snowfinderGang signs > hugging dudes

Team size Jiberish > Teen size hoodie

CatdickBojanglesTeam size Jiberish > Teen size hoodie

Poles > No poles

forties blunts ice & nines > carrots & celery

BLandzPoles > No poles

4bi9 > The Bunch

gangster rap > other

Clown School > Actually being a school of clowns

Being offensive > Taking offence to everything

7.2k views on Resurrection currently > 240 views on Elnour currently

**This post was edited on Mar 11th 2020 at 3:51:54pm

Hitting rails with speed > Hitting rails with no speed

Knowing how to get to chads gap > not knowing how to get to chads gap

I had chills the whole entire time watch the Dumont edit

Landing properly > landing sideways

Old Dogs > New Tricks

Crossing skis and tweaking a grab > boot grab doubles

XXL > hood underneath helmet

Life is good once again

Cork 360 > peanut butter 360

Bag sagged googles > gas station sunglasses

accualyisdolan>accualyisdolan

**This post was edited on Apr 4th 2020 at 2:14:45am

Ninthward > Revision

Purple Ignant vest > yellow infant vest

CatdickBojanglesPretzels > Peanut butter

Inventing tricks > Renaming tricks that already exist

Newschoolers > Instagram

New wave bad thug good

CatdickBojanglesNinthward > Revision

Still rocking the OG ninthwards. Idk why the stiff park ski died. It makes stomping landings so easy.

Doing a trick > Not doing any tricks

CatdickBojanglesNewschoolers > Instagram

*video on instagram. I don't think instagram as a whole caused this situation, but adding video did.

I'm really curious what an alternate timeline would look like if instagram never introduced video posting. I feel like it would have allowed Insta to continue to grow at a more realistic pace with a higher % of quality content (for everything, not just skiing). I know this is just anecdotal, but so much of the videos on there are just complete garbage, whereas with the inspiring and motivating posts I still see on there currently; the vast majority are photos. With it being photo-only it would have not fully competed with NS, so NS could have continued to grow its video side instead of peaking in ~2011 like what we have currently

Inventing new tricks and being willing to take a slam > jibbing around features cause your to pussy to throw big tricks

After bang > shin bang

Bang bang > skrt skrt

Heavy Head > Arms wrapped around body while side crouching and bringing skis close together

skiing > _____

Doink hits of pungent gas > Hits of spice outta of yer uncles pipe

bag of skittles> bag of pinstripes

birch beer > root beer

Tall T > Scarf

Thug Skiing's Value = Bunch Skiing's Value

Might be hard for yall to all understand that, but skiing is growing. Many new Genres and Sub-Genres. All of it is Equally Valuable. The Mainstream Comps are just as Valuable as The Playground Vishnu Edits. Different Strokes for Different Folks. We want and Should encourage Diversity in approaches to skiing. Let's be Real. We all have a favorite type of Skiing. But would it be nearly as cool if every single kid tried to be the same thing in skiing? Nah. So Celebrate the differences. Celebrate the Old Pioneers of the Sport a Decade ago, and the New Pioneers RIGHT NOW. And even the Future Pioneers that haven't even learned their first backflip yet. Skiing is Freedom.

Diamond kitty > Mia malkova

USA > Scandinavia

X_ANKILLAThug Skiing's Value = Bunch Skiing's Value

Might be hard for yall to all understand that, but skiing is growing. Many new Genres and Sub-Genres. All of it is Equally Valuable. The Mainstream Comps are just as Valuable as The Playground Vishnu Edits. Different Strokes for Different Folks. We want and Should encourage Diversity in approaches to skiing. Let's be Real. We all have a favorite type of Skiing. But would it be nearly as cool if every single kid tried to be the same thing in skiing? Nah. So Celebrate the differences. Celebrate the Old Pioneers of the Sport a Decade ago, and the New Pioneers RIGHT NOW. And even the Future Pioneers that haven't even learned their first backflip yet. Skiing is Freedom.

Ankilla on NS > No Ankilla on NS. Welcome back we missed you.

X_ANKILLAThug Skiing's Value = Bunch Skiing's Value

Might be hard for yall to all understand that, but skiing is growing. Many new Genres and Sub-Genres. All of it is Equally Valuable. The Mainstream Comps are just as Valuable as The Playground Vishnu Edits. Different Strokes for Different Folks. We want and Should encourage Diversity in approaches to skiing. Let's be Real. We all have a favorite type of Skiing. But would it be nearly as cool if every single kid tried to be the same thing in skiing? Nah. So Celebrate the differences. Celebrate the Old Pioneers of the Sport a Decade ago, and the New Pioneers RIGHT NOW. And even the Future Pioneers that haven't even learned their first backflip yet. Skiing is Freedom.

Oh for fucks sake. Do what you want. But I sure didn’t feel the internet shake when the Bunch dropped their last edit. There’s a reason for that. It’s buffoonery. Fucking dancing and spinning around and flailing arms on every landing. They’re doing it wrong. Period. People are gonna be laughing at their videos in 10 years.

Double Bandana > full face mask

Helmet with brim > shell helmet

t-shirts that your mom disapprove of > t-shirts your mom bought you