28/f/stowe

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 19 2019 9:00PM

Can you guys please tell me that it’s never too late and I can still totally get massive sponsors and be in epic collaborations with my heroes even if it’s only because I’m a chick regardless of my age?

Legit... I can ski a flat box straight like a boss.

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 19 2019 9:32PM

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BigPurpleSkiSuit

Posts: 9109 - Karma: 65,319

Dec 19 2019 9:37PM

How to get that sponsor you need in 3 easy steps:

1. Be sexy

2. Be attractive

3. Dont be unattractive

Follow these simple rules and you'll be sponsored in no time!

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 19 2019 10:48PM

BigPurpleSkiSuitHow to get that sponsor you need in 3 easy steps:

1. Be sexy

2. Be attractive

3. Dont be unattractive

Follow these simple rules and you'll be sponsored in no time!

So you're telling me there's a chance?

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2019 at 10:59:47pm

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 19 2019 11:04PM

Also can someone make my name pink?

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TRVP_ANGEL

Posts: 12422 - Karma: 114,572

Dec 19 2019 11:07PM

Female? You're in

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 19 2019 11:15PM

TRVP_ANGELFemale? You're in

Thank you!!

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2019 at 11:17:05pm

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 19 2019 11:32PM

I love it! Actually though, can it be baby blue?

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xxACIDTRIPxx

Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174

Dec 19 2019 11:59PM

I’ll sponsor you

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 2:41:47am

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 20 2019 12:16AM

HYP3R_REAL1TYMy kids can sponsor you if ya nomsayin

Wait for real??? I’m sponsored?!?

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vibecheck

Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,174

Dec 20 2019 12:35AM

You go buddy!

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 12:37:21am

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 20 2019 2:05AM

hotAFYou go buddy!

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 12:37:21am

Thanks Haha I am a Mets fan.

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OregonDead

Posts: 6804 - Karma: 23,630

Dec 20 2019 3:08PM

how do we swipe right on here?

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AbiH

Posts: 2038 - Karma: 10,320

Dec 20 2019 10:50PM

This thread makes me cringe.

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xxACIDTRIPxx

Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174

Dec 20 2019 10:57PM

But fr what’s up with every female tryna get sponsored after a couple of seasons lol

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 20 2019 11:22PM

AbiHThis thread makes me cringe.

Thanks for being part of it. What specifically though?

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 20 2019 11:25PM

HYP3R_REAL1TYBut fr what’s up with every female tryna get sponsored after a couple of seasons lol

Every female? I thought I was the only one. Damn.

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OregonDead

Posts: 6804 - Karma: 23,630

Dec 20 2019 11:32PM

btw sick lurk game OP

15 posts since 2006

dang OG

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b0ss

Posts: 778 - Karma: 6,107

Dec 21 2019 2:46AM

1. Move to colorado

2. Go to any terrain park and ask the best dudes to teach you park in exchange for mhm.

3. Breed a geneticly enhanced skiing baby.

4. Get 2 jobs and hire a fis frrestyle coach to literally raise and ski ur kid 300 days a year. 70k a year plus living expenses.

Kid will need homeschoolong.

Get results on first kid.

Use the status to find an even better skiing man to make 2nd new and improved child. Rinse and repeat until you get lucky and breed a 145 iq 300 day skiing baby thay can 1440 at 10 yo.

8(or whatever im on) charge your kids with their living expenses + markup

10(?) Retire at 45

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aznaxl

Posts: 71 - Karma: 205

Dec 21 2019 1:07PM

b0ss1. Move to colorado

2. Go to any terrain park and ask the best dudes to teach you park in exchange for mhm.

3. Breed a geneticly enhanced skiing baby.

4. Get 2 jobs and hire a fis frrestyle coach to literally raise and ski ur kid 300 days a year. 70k a year plus living expenses.

Kid will need homeschoolong.

Get results on first kid.

Use the status to find an even better skiing man to make 2nd new and improved child. Rinse and repeat until you get lucky and breed a 145 iq 300 day skiing baby thay can 1440 at 10 yo.

8(or whatever im on) charge your kids with their living expenses + markup

10(?) Retire at 45

Sup @skierman

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2019 at 4:47:13pm

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snowmosexual

Posts: 1928 - Karma: 9,965

Dec 21 2019 8:07PM

I checked out your Instagram and it needs some work. Honestly it seems that's the number one thing of getting sponsored.

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