suck my own dick

Anime tiddies for all

subsidize american hentai industry

Pass an executive order requiring the mods on Ns to fix the Sierra Nevada advertisement

Give every ski resort money for more lifts and terrain and to cut more trails. Imagine if Wildcat could expand across the street. Free passes for the masses. Mandatory night skiing at every resort. Mad new jobs and plenty of summer to work. End political correctness. Tax billionaires on their wealth vs income to pay for it. Cut the military back we were demilitarized before WW1 and WW2 and did OK in those you hate America if you support excessive defense spending and think we need it.

Also ban anyone from snowsports who says slash turns arent dope

PeppermillRenoGive every ski resort money for more lifts and terrain and to cut more trails. Imagine if Wildcat could expand across the street. Free passes for the masses. Mandatory night skiing at every resort. Mad new jobs and plenty of summer to work. End political correctness. Tax billionaires on their wealth vs income to pay for it. Cut the military back we were demilitarized before WW1 and WW2 and did OK in those you hate America if you support excessive defense spending and think we need it.

We talking wildcat the lift at alta or wildcat mtn in NH? Either one would be a dank powdery expansion.

I'd let those stoner degenerates dope their piff

Issue government-mandated girlfriends to all single men

DIRTYBUBBLEPass an executive order requiring the mods on Ns to fix the Sierra Nevada advertisement

Please god I have to repeatedly refresh threads to try and read the last post and reply

Build a wall out of white claw cans.

2 chicks at the same time. Always wanted to do something like that and if I was president, I figure I could make something happen.

make taxes slightly less and make the school system better.

I’d work to Keep America Great.

I'd go the same route as Trump. I would cut funding on preventing domestic terrorism by white supremacist groups, constantly say racist things, blame others for my own mistakes, give away a trillion in tax cuts to my wealthy friends, violate every law and act possible, turn Americans against each other, put thousands of children in cages, allow ICE to kidnap children off the street regardless if they're a citizen, and watch TV everyday until 11AM before work.

skiermanI'd go the same route as Trump. I would cut funding on preventing domestic terrorism by white supremacist groups, constantly say racist things, blame others for my own mistakes, give away a trillion in tax cuts to my wealthy friends, violate every law and act possible, turn Americans against each other, put thousands of children in cages, allow ICE to kidnap children off the street regardless if they're a citizen, and watch TV everyday until 11AM before work.

I like it, also make sure that you tell people how great you are for apparently being friends with piece of shit dictators, raise premiums and taxes on the poor even more, and dont listen to the people who are struggling living in your ever so wonderful country.

Titus69I like it, also make sure that you tell people how great you are for apparently being friends with piece of shit dictators, raise premiums and taxes on the poor even more, and dont listen to the people who are struggling living in your ever so wonderful country.

Ah yes, and as president, I won't forget to mention how I love partying with convicted child rapists.

skiermanAh yes, and as president, I won't forget to mention how I love partying with convicted child rapists.

And grabbing women by their downstairs region, dont forgot to mock reporters with disability and tell all the others they're liars and dont answer their questions just cause they work for lefty networks who will put out false info

Titus69And grabbing women by their downstairs region, dont forgot to mock reporters with disability and tell all the others they're liars and dont answer their questions just cause they work for lefty networks who will put out false info

And as President, I will not hesitate to believe communists and dictators over my own country's intelligence agencies because the intelligence agencies are MSM fake news and they never once wrote me a love letter. I will continue to mock people with disabilities and will do anything within my power to convince the American people the free press should not exist because anything negative they write about me is fake news. I will make sure our country has an honest and free press that writes nothing but positive things about me.

I will also continue to bastardize the Constitution, which I will never read, in order to justify my belief that as President, my powers are unlimited.

First Deport clq back to japan

Then I would bulldoze all the Midwest to the east and west and make mountains out of the material increasing elevation and combatting the elimination of snowpack

Sit down Enjoy the anime tiddies and free dope

skiermanAnd as President, I will not hesitate to believe communists and dictators over my own country's intelligence agencies because the intelligence agencies are MSM fake news and they never once wrote me a love letter. I will continue to mock people with disabilities and will do anything within my power to convince the American people the free press should not exist because anything negative they write about me is fake news. I will make sure our country has an honest and free press that writes nothing but positive things about me.

I will also continue to bastardize the Constitution, which I will never read, in order to justify my belief that as President, my powers are unlimited.

Also if you host athletic teams at the WH be sure to buy them McDonalds instead of a big delicous dinner so you can save money for a wall and deporting families, and tell anyone famous who opposes your opinions on social media and on tv that they're not americans, despite them using their right to free speech.

Titus69Also if you host athletic teams at the WH be sure to buy them McDonalds instead of a big delicous dinner so you can save money for a wall and deporting families, and tell anyone famous who opposes your opinions on social media and on tv that they're not americans, despite them using their right to free speech.

As President, I will make sure to feed our best athletes the most unhealthy and poisonous foods known to humanity. I will make sure that anything related to the office of the Presidency and the White House is easily used for mockery and that if anyone exercises their use of free speech, I will respond with childish and racist insults and will threaten them with jail time. As President, I will make sure anyone attempting to prosecute members of the military for war crimes will be punished as much as possible within the range of my powers.

skiermanAs President, I will make sure to feed our best athletes the most unhealthy and poisonous foods known to humanity. I will make sure that anything related to the office of the Presidency and the White House is easily used for mockery and that if anyone exercises their use of free speech, I will respond with childish and racist insults and will threaten them with jail time. As President, I will make sure anyone attempting to prosecute members of the military for war crimes will be punished as much as possible within the range of my powers.

No joke I'm putting Skierman on my next ballot

Stop the rich foreign investors from buying real estate they never intend to use to keep the housing and rental markets fair

Make climate change a priority instead of a hoax

Build the wall

Titus69Also if you host athletic teams at the WH be sure to buy them McDonalds instead of a big delicous dinner so you can save money for a wall and deporting families, and tell anyone famous who opposes your opinions on social media and on tv that they're not americans, despite them using their right to free speech.

To be fair, Clemson deserved fast food. Trevor Lawrence is a punk bitch.

To be honest I would just go heli skiing every day

-eREKTion-2 chicks at the same time. Always wanted to do something like that and if I was president, I figure I could make something happen.

Kennedy had threesomes with his secretaries.

If I was President I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday, then go back to work on Monday.

New skis for everyone!!

Id also keep A$AP Rocky Locked up.

socialized healthcare for all lol,and maybe some forum of universal basic income. i dunno

What would I do? Say, forget this southern wall. We need to send all our men to the northern wall. The dead are coming. They're coming for all of us.

change all ballots to one question and have it be this

Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough, it must be stopped. For too long this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay – in spirit and incisors. A country’s future depends on its – on its ability to bite back. We can no longer be a nation indentured. Our very salivation is at stake.

Together we must brace ourselves as we cross over to the bridgework into the 23rd century. Let us bite the bullet and together make America a sea of shining smiles, from sea to shiny sea.

Now friends, some people will tell you that this mandatory tooth brushing law is about the secret dental police kicking down your door to make sure you’ve brushed. Friends. It is not.

Some will mention the dental re-education centres or the preventative dental maintenance detention facilities. It’s about none of these things. It is not about the government issued toothpaste containing an addictive yet harmless substance. No friends. It is not even about DNA gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.

Friends what this mandatory tooth brushing law is really about is strong teeth for strong America.

My name is Vermin Supreme. I’m a friendly fascist, a tyrant you can trust and you should let me run your life because I do know what is best for you. Yes I’m a politician and I will promise you anything your electoral heart desires because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make.

Vote Early. Vote Often. Remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away. I would like to take this moment to acknowledge my mother who is in the audience here today, please stand up, mother, please stand up, ummm, if you can stand up, please stand up. She’s gonna try to stand up so you can acknowledge her. This is – this is my mother. There you go. And five years ago this April, I gave her a kidney. My challenge to you people, everybody on the stage and everybody in the audience, give up a kidney.

Pigeon.

so we looked at the data

friendlyfacistso we looked at the data

and what does it have to say

Pigeon.and what does it have to say

Uhh, we got robots policing the streets, 2070, we got gay marriage. Surprise, surprise, bigots! Okay? Sorry, in 2070, gay people are gonna be allowed to get married. Get used to it.

Make me sick sometimes

I'd b flown to an undisclosed location via a f-35 and heli ski a few hours every day. Why not you all are paying for it right?

friendlyfacistUhh, we got robots policing the streets, 2070, we got gay marriage. Surprise, surprise, bigots! Okay? Sorry, in 2070, gay people are gonna be allowed to get married. Get used to it.

Make me sick sometimes

thats pretty sick tho

make andrew yang president

Smile and pull the thumbs up in front of a newly orphaned baby

_GHOSTSmile and pull the thumbs up in front of a newly orphaned baby

this, or build a giant wall

Outlaw plastic packaging, stuff pisses me off

Legalize all drugs... like Switzerland

That would shut down cartels and solve alot of problems but be way more od's wich is no big deal cause people aren't going extinct or anything. Thought Switzerland was the opposite though.