Drive down to Portland or Hood river, go drink some of the great local Pacific NW beer! Eat some food cart food, go hang with the homeless, go to a strip club(Portland is the strip club capital, full on nude).

oldmanski, go hang with the homeless

I urge against this

theres like 3 million hikes you can do

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Chill and watch shit on your tablet or laptop.

Grindy_McSliderChill and watch shit on your tablet or laptop.

yeah just go to mcds in sandy and get some sweet free wifi (living the dream)

Go to portland that place is the shit, take in some culture, skate burnside, drink good ass tea, make fun of hipsters

or stay in hood get fucked up at charlies and fistfight scrappy joe for the cred

oldmanskiEat some food cart food...go to a strip club(Portland is the strip club capital, full on nude).

There is a food cart in Bend that has PURRITOS. It's a breakfast burrito in a PANCAKE instead of a tortilla. It makes so much sense, it's genius and delicious.

And yes, strip clubs are fucking asinine in Portland lol. We went out for a friend's birthday on like a Monday night and shit was fucking insane. I have nothing to compare it to but it was wild. At one point I watched the baseball game on the TV because I felt like if I didn't I was going to burst into flames lol. Good times. Would recommend.

Lmao someone isn’t from the east coast

Step 1- Go to Portland or Bend

Step 2- Gawk at the price of homes and rent

Step 3- Accept a free tab of acid or a spliff from homeless dude

Step 4- Become homeless yourself and offer an unsuspecting kid a free tab of acid and or a spliff (The cycle continues)

i just planned out your entire life

Govygen_gourmetfree tab of acid or a spliff from homeless dude

why dont these homeless people live in my town

TheMailManyeah just go to mcds in sandy and get some sweet free wifi (living the dream)

Coffee Brewsters in Welches is faster and closer FYI. Dont even have to be inside, Ive used their wifi for like 2 years excessively.

Stoned4daysCoffee Brewsters in Welches is faster and closer FYI. Dont even have to be inside, Ive used their wifi for like 2 years excessively.

will remember that for next spring haha

Stoned4daysCoffee Brewsters in Welches is faster and closer FYI. Dont even have to be inside, Ive used their wifi for like 2 years excessively.

The Cheese biscuit things there are the bomb.

OregonDeadThe Cheese biscuit things there are the bomb.

Fuck yeah and so are the smoothies and Hot chocolate. I live down the street and visit that place often. Used to just leech their wifi now I actually give em some business lol

Ski

Every time I see this thread title I read it as "things to do in THE hood..."