pretty fuckin common in the infantry world haha, no fucks are given by anyone usually... as long as you arent some stupid private

I usually put documents in front of me on the table, look at them, cup my hands around my eyes so no one can see if my eyes are closed or not and they think I’m just reading the document/paper. It works unless you have a tendency of snoring.

I was super hungover from a Christmas party at the ski shop I used to work at and just slept in one of the dressing rooms for 2 hours.

Wouldnt call it a strategy as much as I was just too hungover to care.

If you work at an office just have a bunch of files open on your screen so you look busy and put on headphones, excel files with lots of different color highlights always does the trick. That way someone will have to touch your shoulder or something and wake you up and they think you just had music on to focus. Another trick for when your bored is to find an interesting article on the internet and copy and paste it into Word then have it open with some excel sheets and any manager passing by will think its just work stuff.

.frenchypretty fuckin common in the infantry world haha, no fucks are given by anyone usually... as long as you arent some stupid private

Oh, good to know all that defense spending is going to a bunch of lazy bastards taking naps in safe spaces. It sounds like the armed forces need to hire some hard working immigrants.

skiermanOh, good to know all that defense spending is going to a bunch of lazy bastards taking naps in safe spaces. It sounds like the armed forces need to hire some hard working immigrants.

yeah let them get blown up for our freedom

Young_pattyyeah let them get blown up for our freedom

If they're sleeping on the job being lazy assholes, then yes they're getting blown up for their ignorance as to what "freedom" is.

.frenchypretty fuckin common in the infantry world haha, no fucks are given by anyone usually... as long as you arent some stupid private

Hide on the shooting range/what ever activity you are doing and sleep in the bushes

Sleep with your eye pro on in an upright position so no one knows you're sleeping

Sleep on your gats but on sentry so it looks like your looking through the scope

OregonDead

Wake up george!

The techs (myself included) would take naps in the crawlspace under the ski shop whenever we were feeling extra bummy/hungy.

One day after we got all banged up at a Mimosa show, a coworker was extra hungover and went down for a nap. I don't remember if it was a specific holiday, but I do know that it was one of the busiest days in the shop.

We got so swamped with rentals that they started calling mountain ops and grey-coats in to help spin skis.

Anyway, we're getting our ass kicked in a shop that's filled with 3-5yo kids and the people who are the most feared personnel on the mountain. This is when my buddy in the crawlspace pops his head out of the floor....

There is a 3-5yo on a folding chair on top of the drop-door-in-the-floor.

There is a storm trooper one foot (less than one third of a metre) away.

We lock eyes.

I give him the throat cutting "no" signal.

He quickly ducks back down, slamming the door shut.

Hearing the door slam, the child puts his head between his legs looking at the ground, and the grey coat whips around to investigate.

Hilariously, none of them see the outline for the door, and shake it off as if they are hearing things; my buddy goes back down to wait it out in peaceful napping bliss.

I go back to sweating out booze and hallucinogens over 110 cm skis.

So ya.... crawlspaces...

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2019 at 5:52:03pm

Back in 14/15 season it was really slow I used to be a liftee at Meadows, I would sleep at top shacks, cook, and watch porn.

Govygen_gourmetBack in 14/15 season it was really slow I used to be a liftee at Meadows, I would sleep at top shacks, cook, and watch porn.

the updated topic of this thread is: how to nut on the job

When no body is looking crawl into the heating duct and dose for a couple hours, it might be a little tight but worse case remove your clothing and oil up your skin then you will slide right in and have some peace while you sleep/bust a phat nut

skiermanOh, good to know all that defense spending is going to a bunch of lazy bastards taking naps in safe spaces. It sounds like the armed forces need to hire some hard working immigrants.

lol its funny because you arent the original skiierman. youre just a butthurt cunt on the interwebz, stay mad kid, e4 mafia GANG

skiermanOh, good to know all that defense spending is going to a bunch of lazy bastards taking naps in safe spaces. It sounds like the armed forces need to hire some hard working immigrants.

You're the worst troll I have ever seen

Used to work for a fireworks store. We would build forts out of boxes and hide in them for hours

For a union employee, 1.5 hr are rookie numbers

This thread is epic

evaroniI was super hungover from a Christmas party at the ski shop I used to work at and just slept in one of the dressing rooms for 2 hours.

Wouldnt call it a strategy as much as I was just too hungover to care.

Salute, soldier. My one only really bad "being at work hungover" experience was when I was 17, and was a zipline operator. My boss pulled me aside and gave me a lecture and then got us all McDonalds for lunch so that was chill.

Got paired up to resurface a concrete floor with an old guy who only liked to work alone. After 4 hours of asking for a task to do and watching him pour concrete, I just passed out on the floor. I wasn’t even trying to sleep I was just really fucking bored. Some other coworker came in and took a picture of me sleeping and sent it to the supervisor anonymously. I got called in the next day, they asked if I was on drugs, asked why I was sleeping, etc. Ended up with no consequences but the guys I was working with lost a sizeable portion of their bonuses lol.

.frenchylol its funny because you arent the original skiierman. youre just a butthurt cunt on the interwebz, stay mad kid, e4 mafia GANG

lol its funny because you're a lazy piece of trash that sleeps on the job. Merica, our army is so great they can't stay awake for longer than 8 hours.

.frenchylol its funny because you arent the original skiierman. youre just a butthurt cunt on the interwebz, stay mad kid, e4 mafia GANG

Wtf i didnt even notice this. I looked at skiiermans profile and his last seen is just a ?. I've been duped thinking this guy was legit.

TOAST.Wtf i didnt even notice this. I looked at skiiermans profile and his last seen is just a ?. I've been duped thinking this guy was legit.

Same here

Mid summer our shop's compressor would start to fill with water from the humidity and my boss asked me to go down to the basement to drain it. I layed down under the compressor woke up 2 hours later, stayed down there half asleep for another half hour before going back to work. When i walked back into the shop one had even noticed I was gone.

Sometimes I'll nap on my breaks in the bed of my truck, or I'll lean against my machine and pull the contol screen over far enough to hide my face and catch a min or two standing up.

My buddy is a union rigger at a shipyard and takes a two and a half hour nap every day after lunch, wakes up, walks to his car and drives home

.frenchypretty fuckin common in the infantry world haha, no fucks are given by anyone usually... as long as you arent some stupid private

Always used to pack my assault pack with extra T-shirt’s in the outside pocket so I could use it as a quick pillow. The again in Afghanistan I’d carry a pillow in the back of the RG. Come off a dismount take my plate carrier off and pass out.

Just work when you're supposed to. If you're going to fall asleep and fuck shit up take a quick nap but looking for spots to sleep sounds like lazy douchery honestly. Snowmaking was the only job i really caught some regular naps. And we had short breaks anyway so was a good thing to catch a 10-20min nap every 4 or 5 hours then fall asleep out there on the hill.

Idk. It doesn't really matter but I feel that if you hate your work that bad you should find another job. And even if you don't like your job, you should do it while they're paying you.

Dipping out and taking hour and a half naps on the regular should get you fired.

theabortionatorJust work when you're supposed to. If you're going to fall asleep and fuck shit up take a quick nap but looking for spots to sleep sounds like lazy douchery honestly. Snowmaking was the only job i really caught some regular naps. And we had short breaks anyway so was a good thing to catch a 10-20min nap every 4 or 5 hours then fall asleep out there on the hill.

Idk. It doesn't really matter but I feel that if you hate your work that bad you should find another job. And even if you don't like your job, you should do it while they're paying you.

Dipping out and taking hour and a half naps on the regular should get you fired.

Youre a dumbass

If you work in healthcare youre actually allowed to take a nap if you have all your patients already taken care of.

DolanReloadedIf you work in healthcare youre actually allowed to take a nap if you have all your patients already taken care of.

*if you're a physician

BitcoinYoure a dumbass

Okay

runforlove2018*if you're a physician

Not just doctors.

Lots of hc positions get enough downtime to take

A quick nap. Alot of hospitals even have bunkbeds if you want to just stay and sleep 12 hours until your next shift starts, instead of driving home and only getting like 9 hours before you have to drive back to work.

Also night shift nurses probly get even more downtime bc most of their patients are sleeping.

I met a male nightshift nurse who got 47 fucking dollars an hour. Not bad for the jv medical profession.

Sleeping on the job, and internetting is theft from your employer. I work hard and just fill my pockets with pens and staples. I do a lot of crafts at home.

ElChapoTrapHausSleeping on the job, and internetting is theft from your employer. I work hard and just fill my pockets with pens and staples. I do a lot of crafts at home.

You're a real fucker, you know that?

sleep is 4 the weak

*ninja*sleep is 4 the weak

Nah bro, sleep is alpha. How you gonna get them quad gains from hitting rails without recovery

skiermanlol its funny because you're a lazy piece of trash that sleeps on the job. Merica, our army is so great they can't stay awake for longer than 8 hours.

lol thats funny bro! Havent had a weekend since new years, just got back from a week in the feild, then ran an ammo point for 2 days, come back for a day and a few hours... leave at midnight on saturday then im gone for 17 days.... no st pattys day in Savannah for me! Then in April i go to the desert for 25+ days without a phone or anything... havent had more than 3 hours of sleep a night this entire week, so go fuck yourself you little fucking beta ass keyboard warrior

lol

.frenchylol thats funny bro! Havent had a weekend since new years, just got back from a week in the feild, then ran an ammo point for 2 days, come back for a day and a few hours... leave at midnight on saturday then im gone for 17 days.... no st pattys day in Savannah for me! Then in April i go to the desert for 25+ days without a phone or anything... havent had more than 3 hours of sleep a night this entire week, so go fuck yourself you little fucking beta ass keyboard warrior

lol

I take it you don't ski anymore either, props man. that's hard work, you actually deserve to sleep on the job sometimes.

BitcoinI take it you don't ski anymore either, props man. that's hard work, you actually deserve to sleep on the job sometimes.

sadly man, i went like every day i went home for christmas in CT. made the most of it, planning a trip to snowflex this summer since VA aint too far from GA

.frenchysadly man, i went like every day i went home for christmas in CT. made the most of it, planning a trip to snowflex this summer since VA aint too far from GA

This man drinks too much Banng

had my most progressive day ever after getting 1.5 hours of sleep

.frenchysadly man, i went like every day i went home for christmas in CT. made the most of it, planning a trip to snowflex this summer since VA aint too far from GA

Give a holler and we can sleep on the governments' dollar like the POS we are.

Also, ETADIK fake skierman

.frenchylol thats funny bro! Havent had a weekend since new years, just got back from a week in the feild, then ran an ammo point for 2 days, come back for a day and a few hours... leave at midnight on saturday then im gone for 17 days.... no st pattys day in Savannah for me! Then in April i go to the desert for 25+ days without a phone or anything... havent had more than 3 hours of sleep a night this entire week, so go fuck yourself you little fucking beta ass keyboard warrior

lol

Damn son you got shafted.

Beauty rest never hurt nobody

.frenchylol thats funny bro! Havent had a weekend since new years, just got back from a week in the feild, then ran an ammo point for 2 days, come back for a day and a few hours... leave at midnight on saturday then im gone for 17 days.... no st pattys day in Savannah for me! Then in April i go to the desert for 25+ days without a phone or anything... havent had more than 3 hours of sleep a night this entire week, so go fuck yourself you little fucking beta ass keyboard warrior

lol

Awww you have it sooo rough. We're like totally lucky to have a racist complaining bitch that sleeps on the job protecting our country.

lol

skiermanAwww you have it sooo rough. We're like totally lucky to have a racist complaining bitch that sleeps on the job protecting our country.

lol

You aren't even the real skiierman

BitcoinYou aren't even the real skiierman

Pretty much like a B grade cover band. I get the point and enjoy it. Solid imitation of the skiierman brand.

evaroniPretty much like a B grade cover band. I get the point and enjoy it. Solid imitation of the skiierman brand.

dude is trying soooo hard to be the real skiierman its FUNNY

and yes i drink wayyy too many bangs lol, issa infantry thing lol

BitcoinThis thread is to share strategies, stories, and tips for how to sleep on the job while not getting caught.

I work at a semi-industrial plant. My record is 1 hour and 30 minutes, my hiding spot was relatively in plain sight. Apparently a manhunt started about 30 minutes into my percieved absence, accompanied with yelling at other employees, a collective effort to locate which machine I might be using, and ending with the crescendo of my name being announced over the intercom. I then appear out of nowhere, swear up and down I've been working right before their very eyes the whole time then say it's managements fault.

My argument held up.

#Union

you should just get a good nights rest so u dont sleep and waste taxpayers money :)

Loganski11you should just get a good nights rest so u dont sleep and waste taxpayers money :)

Suck a cock, I work nights you lazy prick