This thread is to share strategies, stories, and tips for how to sleep on the job while not getting caught.
I work at a semi-industrial plant. My record is 1 hour and 30 minutes, my hiding spot was relatively in plain sight. Apparently a manhunt started about 30 minutes into my percieved absence, accompanied with yelling at other employees, a collective effort to locate which machine I might be using, and ending with the crescendo of my name being announced over the intercom. I then appear out of nowhere, swear up and down I've been working right before their very eyes the whole time then say it's managements fault.
My argument held up.