Your best pickup lines

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Your best pickup lines

PsychicMigration

Posts: 2090 - Karma: 10,859

Dec 18 2018 5:08PM

Are you my pinky toe cause i'll bang you on all my furniture.

Go...

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Seekingseasons

Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,250

Dec 18 2018 5:25PM

You like xanax?

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CalumSKI

Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,050

Dec 18 2018 6:15PM

SkeefriendYou like xanax?

Jazz*

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DirtYStylE

Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774

Dec 18 2018 6:32PM

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laws

Posts: 373 - Karma: 789

Dec 18 2018 6:37PM

never talked to a girl

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powpatrol

Posts: 1641 - Karma: 10,748

Dec 18 2018 6:45PM

What’s a female

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p3cific

Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,756

Dec 18 2018 7:29PM

You ski park? Cause you're a fat 3.

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cool_name

Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131

Dec 18 2018 7:34PM

“I’ve got 5 dollars in my back pocket”

Only really works on ops mom though

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dietcoke.man

Posts: 238 - Karma: 1,271

Dec 18 2018 9:12PM

"Hey baby are you a cigarette? Cause I wanna light your hair on fire and suck out your ass."

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Seekingseasons

Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,250

Dec 18 2018 10:23PM

CalumSKIJazz*

I feel like micheal would say both. In a funny and non creepy way.

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