How to get full tilts?

.FRY.

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Feb 18 2018 6:44PM

Everyone keeps telling me to get full tilts, but they never tell me how to get them.

only serious responses plz.

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iFlip

Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,089

Feb 18 2018 6:49PM

I think you've been hearing folks incorrectly. You only need one full tilt, not more. It is likely that folks are encouraging you to get a full tilt as you have poor posture, and a full tilt will certainly aid in rectifying this. A full tilt may be purchased at https://uvichair.com/product/uvi-styler-green/

Here is the full tilt folks are recommending:

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270on420out

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Feb 18 2018 6:52PM

This can only occur at Chad’s gap on the anniversary of Tanner Hall breaking his ankles. Make a pentagram out of Tom Wallisch’s hair clippings on the ground. Light 7 candles made of wizard wax and begin chanting “Lend me your steeze”. A lightning bolt will strike the hair clippings and your full tilts will appear

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.CJ.

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Feb 18 2018 8:25PM

DIRTYBUBBLEThis can only occur at Chad’s gap on the anniversary of Tanner Hall breaking his ankles. Make a pentagram out of Tom Wallisch’s hair clippings on the ground. Light 7 candles made of wizard wax and begin chanting “Lend me your steeze”. A lightning bolt will strike the hair clippings and your full tilts will appear

How do we get TWall's hair clippings? He's already bald.

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ronders_

Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325

Feb 18 2018 9:02PM

.CJ.How do we get TWall's hair clippings? He's already bald.

No one said it would be easy...

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eheeth

Posts: 459 - Karma: 2,528

Feb 18 2018 9:50PM

make love to op's mum for 4 hours. if you come early, you are sentenced to skiing in nordicas for the rest of your ski days.

i also heard that full tilt is owned by the illuminati, and they only give them to the lizard people... but idk, believe what you want

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evaroni

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Feb 18 2018 10:45PM

Start with half tilts, son.

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chacha33

Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163

Feb 18 2018 11:56PM

You have to have your doctor prescribe them for shinbang so they know you deserve it

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Iliveinutah

Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147

Feb 21 2018 12:23AM

well, clearly they are recommending you need two full tilts thus two 360 degree rotations. in short, you need 2pi... you need pie. two of em. ask your mom for 2pi, I left one with her last night she can do the rest.

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oldworld_newlife

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Feb 21 2018 11:41AM

Tightened dins

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Bondy

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Feb 21 2018 1:54PM

They say the greek god Poseidon himself wears full tilts

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J_Christoph

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Feb 22 2018 4:34PM

Had to upvote everything in here. Respect.

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Ghost

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Feb 22 2018 6:10PM

.CJ.How do we get TWall's hair clippings? He's already bald.

He's got a chest full of hair that is ripe for the plucking.

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.frenchy

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Feb 24 2018 12:37PM

best thread in a while

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oxiclean

Posts: 615 - Karma: 680

Feb 25 2018 12:03AM

DIRTYBUBBLEThis can only occur at Chad’s gap on the anniversary of Tanner Hall breaking his ankles. Make a pentagram out of Tom Wallisch’s hair clippings on the ground. Light 7 candles made of wizard wax and begin chanting “Lend me your steeze”. A lightning bolt will strike the hair clippings and your full tilts will appear

Or just go to the store.

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