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How to get full tilts?

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.FRY.
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Everyone keeps telling me to get full tilts, but they never tell me how to get them.

only serious responses plz.
Feb 18 2018 6:44PM
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iFlip
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I think you've been hearing folks incorrectly. You only need one full tilt, not more. It is likely that folks are encouraging you to get a full tilt as you have poor posture, and a full tilt will certainly aid in rectifying this. A full tilt may be purchased at https://uvichair.com/product/uvi-styler-green/

Here is the full tilt folks are recommending:

Feb 18 2018 6:49PM
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270on420out
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This can only occur at Chad’s gap on the anniversary of Tanner Hall breaking his ankles. Make a pentagram out of Tom Wallisch’s hair clippings on the ground. Light 7 candles made of wizard wax and begin chanting “Lend me your steeze”. A lightning bolt will strike the hair clippings and your full tilts will appear
Feb 18 2018 6:52PM
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.CJ.
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DIRTYBUBBLEThis can only occur at Chad’s gap on the anniversary of Tanner Hall breaking his ankles. Make a pentagram out of Tom Wallisch’s hair clippings on the ground. Light 7 candles made of wizard wax and begin chanting “Lend me your steeze”. A lightning bolt will strike the hair clippings and your full tilts will appear

How do we get TWall's hair clippings? He's already bald.
Feb 18 2018 8:25PM
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ronders_
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.CJ.How do we get TWall's hair clippings? He's already bald.


No one said it would be easy...
Feb 18 2018 9:02PM
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eheeth
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make love to op's mum for 4 hours. if you come early, you are sentenced to skiing in nordicas for the rest of your ski days.

i also heard that full tilt is owned by the illuminati, and they only give them to the lizard people... but idk, believe what you want
Feb 18 2018 9:50PM
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evaroni
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Start with half tilts, son.
Feb 18 2018 10:45PM
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chacha33
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You have to have your doctor prescribe them for shinbang so they know you deserve it
Feb 18 2018 11:56PM
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Iliveinutah
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well, clearly they are recommending you need two full tilts thus two 360 degree rotations. in short, you need 2pi... you need pie. two of em. ask your mom for 2pi, I left one with her last night she can do the rest.
Feb 21 2018 12:23AM
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oldworld_newlife
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Tightened dins
Feb 21 2018 11:41AM
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Bondy
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They say the greek god Poseidon himself wears full tilts
Feb 21 2018 1:54PM
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J_Christoph
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Had to upvote everything in here. Respect.
Feb 22 2018 4:34PM
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Ghost
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.CJ.How do we get TWall's hair clippings? He's already bald.


He's got a chest full of hair that is ripe for the plucking.
Feb 22 2018 6:10PM
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.frenchy
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best thread in a while
Feb 24 2018 12:37PM
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oxiclean
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DIRTYBUBBLEThis can only occur at Chad’s gap on the anniversary of Tanner Hall breaking his ankles. Make a pentagram out of Tom Wallisch’s hair clippings on the ground. Light 7 candles made of wizard wax and begin chanting “Lend me your steeze”. A lightning bolt will strike the hair clippings and your full tilts will appear


Or just go to the store.
Feb 25 2018 12:03AM
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