Peteza_RollzWhen I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys

I usually get pretty hyped when I see someone shralping a hotdog line right under the lift. I just can't help but let out a "YEEEEEEE YEEE!!"

Play Marco Polo on the lifts some people get very annoyed

It's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.

I like to yell "do a backflip" from the lift. Confuses people so good ugh

aNIGmaI like to yell "do a backflip" from the lift. Confuses people so good ugh

No. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying

HoyerNo. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying

Then do a backflip and shut them up!

I’m for it. Encouragement, heckling, stoke, criticism—- all the yelling. Especially early in the morning when people are all hyped getting first tracks or skiing up on some hollywood line within sight if the lift

HoyerNo. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying

Kinda like when you’re skating a longboard thru town and some asshole yells “do a kickflip” and you’re like no damnit I’m late and can barely ollie this thing

grantwhittyIt's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.

^^^

i prefer the just yelling a random name loudly like "KEVIN!!!!" while people ski under chairlifts. They almost always look up and almost eat shit immediately. Its also fun to yell it and randomly wave too. Works in the lift line as well. confuses people to no end.

I always shout a nice "Self Arrest!!!" to poor jerrys sliding helplessly down an icy slope

Always activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me :(

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evanballAlways activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me

we all eventually deal with that. best to just get up and salute the crowd. they'll enjoy that.

Yesterday I saw someone shredding on some ON3Ps and I went "Yeewww!!!" And just got a silent stare

freeskibum82i prefer the just yelling a random name loudly like "KEVIN!!!!"

Yes hello there.

evanballAlways activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me :(

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Can you talk us through what it means to have your almonds activated? Is that similar to ball busting? Or does it mean you are aroused?

grantwhittyIt's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.

One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.

J_SYesterday I saw someone shredding on some ON3Ps and I went "Yeewww!!!" And just got a silent stare

Did u tell him to watch out for ditches

Usually gotta throw some patronizing encouragement out to anyone riding with a gopro or other form of selfie stick. Nothing like a first timer looking up after I yell "get the footyyyy yeeaahhh" over a blue run. Kinda douchey on my part though.

"fuckin mountain kids..."

- normal people

Every time I see people about to send shit I always scream "MORE SPEED". It always ends with someone sending it.

I mostly throw snowballs at people

"Hey!...HEEEEY! Your BOOTS are UNTIED"

Jesse_One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.

I just laughed so hard at this. gotta do that in the lodge tomorrow

AndrewGravesSVI mostly throw snowballs at people

One of my friend's brother (barely know him but I know this story is true) went down in history for throwing a plastic ziplock bag filled with crushed Oreo, yogurt and chocolate Jello at a Jerry with an all white jacket. It hit him directly and exploded on impact. The Jerry was screaming at him, tried to track him down and said he was gonna beat the shit out of him...which would've been well deserved but the poor guy covered in all that shit couldn't keep up.

If I see someone repping wu tang I'll scream lyrics at them until they react

Nothin like watching jerry chase his out of control son, jerry jr, going Mach 5 and making nascar sounds as they pass under you

Whenever I see someone tellying under the chair I always scream “FREE THE HEEL AND SKI FOR REAL!”

soupcanWhenever I see someone tellying under the chair I always scream “FREE THE HEEL AND SKI FOR REAL!”

Dead, that's a fucking good one tho. Imma use that.

One of my personal favorites is yelling at any jerry skiing way out of control hauling ass, "SKI FAST EAT ASS!" Which of course is my life motto.

I pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked

I usually scream either “MY DICK FELL OFF” or “SKETCHY OR BUST” but that’s just me.

"Dropped your pocket"

PARTY FOUL!!!!!!!!!

Usually it's lots of yeeeew's or wooooh.... plus the occasional "anal freeeze!"

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Chairlift heckling is just positive hazing that should really hype you up... If getting heckled pisses you off, you're not truly having fun out there. I have some footy skiing lines in Alta chutes at JHMR where you can hear people on the lift talking shit, but immediatly cheering after I stomped the line or ate shit. It's all in good fun and pretty damn hilarious.

Jesse_One of my friend's brother (barely know him but I know this story is true) went down in history for throwing a plastic ziplock bag filled with crushed Oreo, yogurt and chocolate Jello at a Jerry with an all white jacket. It hit him directly and exploded on impact. The Jerry was screaming at him, tried to track him down and said he was gonna beat the shit out of him...which would've been well deserved but the poor guy covered in all that shit couldn't keep up.

Your friends brother is a fucking asshole lol

I love to cat-call women from the chairlift.

JoeC92Your friends brother is a fucking asshole lol

That is correct.

Jesse_One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.

hey that me

.Dankhey that me

Yep that's you! Didn't think you'd actually see that lol

.Dankhey that me

You are an asshole

JoeC92You are an asshole

You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

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Jesse_You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

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Haha yeah, I was jsut hoping he read the rest of the thread. But yeah, since u disrespected me like that im going to have to go ahead and call up morts cousin and HE WILL sue you for defamation.

JoeC92You are an asshole

lol

.Danklol

Wait nvm i tohught you were jesses brothers cousins friends uncles sisters brother or whatever

JoeC92Haha yeah, I was jsut hoping he read the rest of the thread. But yeah, since u disrespected me like that im going to have to go ahead and call up morts cousin and HE WILL sue you for defamation.

Yo I'm scared now, those were just jokes man. Shit I'm fucked.

Jesse_Yo I'm scared now, those were just jokes man. Shit I'm fucked.

Sorry bud. I’ll send you an invoice for all your assets right now.

I'm gonna start yelling "FIRAT" every time I see someone who looks like they might be on Newschoolers.

Kae-LorUsually gotta throw some patronizing encouragement out to anyone riding with a gopro or other form of selfie stick. Nothing like a first timer looking up after I yell "get the footyyyy yeeaahhh" over a blue run. Kinda douchey on my part though.

Footy for the boys