Title says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.
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Title says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.
Navigating buildings without bumping into random bits of furniture
being social
if someone told me I couldn't say a single word all day it wouldn't be that hard
I went bowling last night and I guttered every other ball. My friends thought I was joking.. I wasnt.
Putting together the prebuilt furniture. I'm good at building stuff, but figuring out if I'm holding an L2 bolt or a D6 Bolt to finish section A10 makes me want to drive into a tree.
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So far in this thread you are doing well
Making a phone call and not messing up at least 2 numbers on accident
standing up.
9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.
Talking to women, school, cooking, just learned how to make grilled cheese after 20 years on earth, still haven't figured out mac n cheese.
Also life in general.
icedTitle says the idea.Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.
On my old bosses Instagram there’s a video of my not pulling a handle down far enough and I walk right into a door. And my glasses broke. He stole it from the security footage.
Not spilling food on my shirts or hoodies. everything I own is immediately stained around food.
lawsTaking off sweatshirts
Always turns into a striptease
BeefiestExpertTrying to keep my shoes clean
I'll buy a new pair of shoes and they'll smell and look like shit after three days
frickindarnOn my old bosses Instagram there’s a video of my not pulling a handle down far enough and I walk right into a door. And my glasses broke. He stole it from the security footage.
You can't say that and not post the video
hadn't used condoms since 2012 and now that I'm single again I haven't quite figured out the fucking new wave etiquette
Remembering names
Leaving articulate voicemails
changing the batteries on my x box controller before it dies mid game
holding any sort of rhythm
**This post was edited on Jul 23rd 2018 at 10:17:17pm
I cannot blind 2 out of this one fucking flat bar at my home mountain. Got the front 2 on lock, but that isnt the only trick
Profahoben_212You can't say that and not post the video
https://instagram.com/p/BEEojocD4qb/
Turns out it was on my Instagram! Hit me with the follow I’ll probably follow you back hahah
Getting pee pee only in places where pee pee should go.
**This post was edited on Sep 29th 2017 at 7:04:46pm
CaptainObvious.ending phone conversations
Hahaha you people are funny
Raz.standing up.9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.
You could buy the little Oxygen bottles they sell in the stores
Raz.standing up.9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.
10 year old profahoben....dad yells at you to come up stairs from top of stairs....jump up off couch and start running....come around corner of stairs and regret immediately.....headrush and pass out rounding corner....fly headfirst through the wall and spend the rest of the day learning to fix headsized hole in wall while dad calls me a dumbass.
Profahoben_21210 year old profahoben....dad yells at you to come up stairs from top of stairs....jump up off couch and start running....come around corner of stairs and regret immediately.....headrush and pass out rounding corner....fly headfirst through the wall and spend the rest of the day learning to fix headsized hole in wall while dad calls me a dumbass.
Patching drywalls a good skill to learn. Maybe not worth a concussion but whatevs.
Walking straight without tripping over my feet.
CaptainObvious.ending phone conversations
New boss called me earlier and at the end I was like "yup, have a good day, yup..bye"
safarisampancakes in general
See I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha
DaphSee I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha
Teach me. I can flip line, they just take like shit
No matter how I try, I can't be fashionably late to anything. I'm always way ahead of time.
safarisamTeach me. I can flip line, they just take like shit
We can pancake collab, I will make the batter and you flip haha
DaphWe can pancake collab, I will make the batter and you flip haha
Dibs on eating them.