You know what's steezy, caution.

Do put your goggles under your helmet unless your destroying massive lines

Don't call last run unless you have a deathwish

Do have fun

Don't be a bitch

Do the rail

Dont just use the kicker beside it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg4HuIQt9c

Do cool tricks

Don't be a Jerry

Dont call out ON3P in gear threads. Or you'll get roasted in a similar way to when thall went in on Anus

Do- stopskiing

Dont- ski

Do check y0self before you wreck yo'self. *

Don't wreck yoself before you chexd yoself**

*But seeing as we are skiers we tend to send shit big thus; send it.

** if you get wr3kt don't look like a pussy; get laid. $$$

do: lip on blind 2

dont: lip on front 2

Minggdo: lip on blind 2

dont: lip on front 2

Tru

Do: Afterbang

Don't: sit down on your skis when you stomp a trick

Do: spread good vibes, smile sand be an all round good bloke.

Dont: opposite of the above

Do: Always carry a mike if your in the Aspen ski area because if you come across Seal and give him the mike and proper background music he deserves, he will sing and deliver.

Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.

Do: Ride Naked

Dont: Wear Clothes

Julius_SteezerDont call out ON3P in gear threads. Or you'll get roasted in a similar way to when thall went in on Anus

I would probably extend this to say don't talk about your warranty issues at all in gear talk unless you want everyone to hate on you relentlessly.

YOUR SKIS DELAMMED BRCAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT LEARN HOW TO SKI!!!

Do buy Lencon skis

Do: Socialize on chairlifts

Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.

Do: Make a newschoolers account

Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W

Do: Get cool outerwear

Don't: Wear all Saga

Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps

Don't: Go to Windells

do immediately throw away all your ski gear and pursue other avenues in life

don't ski at all. seriously.

have your own style, if your confident and a nice person people will (should) respect you in the park no matter what skill you are. you can be a great skier and be a dick, but being respectful and nice is more fun to be around.

50KalDo: Always carry a mike if your in the Aspen ski area because if you come across Seal and give him the mike and proper background music he deserves, he will sing and deliver.

Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.

story? Davenport is a legend wonder what he's been up to. Haven't seen his name much the past few years.

KravtZstory? Davenport is a legend wonder what he's been up to. Haven't seen his name much the past few years.

He's still killing it:

http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/06/a-watch-chris-davenport-skis-one-of-the-best-lines-on-earth-portillos-super-c

Do: backflips

Don't: kfeds

Do: call in sick on pow days

Don't: ski park on pow days

DeforestationDon't call last run unless you have a deathwish

So true. This happened to me... Was almost really bad.

Don't talk at Silent Rock!!!

Shhh!

OregonDeadDon't talk at Silent Rock!!!

Shhh!

You're fucked

do- dress like a jerry

don't- ski like a jerry

also don't- end up on jerry of the day, it means you skiied like a jerry

OregonDeadDon't talk at Silent Rock!!!

Shhh!

truuu

Don't fall off the chairlift or make patrol take you down on their sled. Do whatever you feel like your 100+ dollar lift ticket entitles you to do whatever you want within reason.

End of thread.

Don't Switch butter 2on

Bushdid9_11Do: backflips

Don't: kfeds

Kfeds are cool again

DON'T: put quarters in your boots

DO: wear more denim

Do: have fun and don't take it seriously

Don't: worry about how others ski, it doesn't matter and they'll just give you shit too, that makes skiing less enjoyable.

Smart thread OP

Do wear dark gear

Don't wear spider outerwear

This thread sucks without upvotes

DeforestationThis thread sucks without upvotes

Yea so do all threads, sucks when someone comes up with a good web update and then it gets taken away

DeforestationThis thread sucks without upvotes

Upvotes + Thread ordering based off of it? Mmmmmm.......

Mr.BishopUpvotes + Thread ordering based off of it? Mmmmmm.......

I think you meant that the other way around? (earlier posts do have more votes usiually because they're seen by more people), but not really what I meant. I meant more that since this thread isn't a discussion, it would be a hell of a lot easier to follow the good posts by upvotes.

Minggdo: lip on blind 2

dont: lip on front 2

You can only lip front 2 if you're Jake Carney, his are mad steezy.

SkibumsmithDON'T: put quarters in your boots

Umm, story?

Do call bar if you need it lowered.

Don't not have your helmet snapped and secured in case someone doesn't call bar and lowers it.........

Don't smoke a weed

SpiderDoodDon't smoke a weed

Don't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough

SpiderDoodDon't smoke a weed

DeforestationDon't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough

No deforestation, you will learn soon enough. The devils cabbage is bad and you are being corrupted by the antichrist.

Don't: Ski

Do: #stopskiing

If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a fucking pussy.

But he said a weed. He just means don't roll a dandelion into your blunt.

JAHpowUmm, story?

Ya it's extremely uncomfortable.

Don't put quarters in your boots, or dice or legos.

J_SDo: Socialize on chairlifts

Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.

Do: Make a newschoolers account

Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W

Do: Get cool outerwear

Don't: Wear all Saga

Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps

Don't: Go to Windells

I have broke rule number 3

LasersocksDo have fun

Don't be a bitch

Yes