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You know you're a park rat when....

MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
May 1 2016 9:41PM

everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.

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freewillie
Posts: 429 - Karma: 3,321
May 1 2016 9:46PM

Sam_Califfeverytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.

yeeeeee

prk bruutha !!

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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,095
May 1 2016 9:49PM

You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

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BushDid9-11
Posts: 134 - Karma: 588
May 1 2016 9:55PM

You get self conscious when you're shirt ends above you're knees

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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
May 1 2016 10:04PM

your favorite trick is lip blind 2

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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,832
May 1 2016 10:04PM

You find yourself looking for tall ts everytime you go to any clothing store.

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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
May 1 2016 10:10PM

ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2

this

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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
May 1 2016 10:13PM

you order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com

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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,413
May 1 2016 10:18PM

The bottom of your snowpants are stained and shredded but its ok because you look core

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
May 1 2016 10:38PM

You don't have a girlfriend.

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..=
Posts: 548 - Karma: 1,224
May 1 2016 10:39PM

You only marginally care when it snows, you would rather hit rails

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
May 1 2016 10:40PM

You dont have good hygiene.

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
May 1 2016 10:40PM

You don't have a future.

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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
May 1 2016 10:46PM

TallxTYou don't have a girlfriend.

TallxTYou dont have good hygiene.

TallxTYou don't have a future.

But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
May 1 2016 10:47PM

Park_Rangeryou order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com

I always knew there was a heaven somewhere.

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TheSpanishSkier
Posts: 70 - Karma: 153
May 1 2016 11:09PM

You have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan

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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
May 2 2016 4:25AM

SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

a nice soft pussy*

respek a real1

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
May 2 2016 6:51AM

SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

Sorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.

TheSpanishSkierYou have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan

you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.

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aiden516
Posts: 146 - Karma: 859
May 2 2016 7:55AM

JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) your girlfriend.

Jib your gf, jib her father, jib your in-laws. Anything to go pro

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maxstr
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 1,706
May 2 2016 8:32AM

JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2

I broke my table in my living room trying a lip on blind 2 with my shoes.

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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3228 - Karma: 1,082
May 2 2016 8:48AM

When you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds

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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
May 2 2016 9:24AM

drumbumocdpWhen you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds

That's a bit specific but ok

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.Marshal
Posts: 22 - Karma: 119
May 2 2016 9:25AM

When you roller blade cause you can't ski.

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Lonely
Posts: 6602 - Karma: 59,683
May 2 2016 9:27AM

Playing slvsh with the biggest trick being done is a 2 off a ten foot flatbar.

Then bragging about your victories

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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
May 2 2016 9:33AM

The middle aged and older all hate you

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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
May 2 2016 9:35AM

You can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you

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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
May 2 2016 9:41AM

you suck at skiing

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MInnesotaShred
Posts: 36 - Karma: 136
May 2 2016 9:44AM

You don't wash your gear.

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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
May 2 2016 9:56AM

you think straight lining it to the park is cool when in reality you cant ski and this is the only way you know how to get anywhere on the mountain.

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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
May 2 2016 10:31AM

ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2

I mean what else would it be?

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CUSHKOMA
Posts: 171 - Karma: 655
May 2 2016 11:21AM

You wear your thuggie to school and give zero fucks what people think or say

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,479
May 2 2016 11:26AM

You live on the ice coast

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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
May 2 2016 11:29AM

your upper body outerwear will forever hang a little looser than other peoples. an unconscious tribute to the days of tall Ts and 4XL hoodies

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dyer
Posts: 619 - Karma: 964
May 2 2016 11:30AM

JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

JIB EVERYTHING

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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,757
May 2 2016 12:02PM

A movie "date" consists of watching the latest Level 1 movie and eating taco bell and ripping bowls

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_Daan
Posts: 78 - Karma: 223
May 2 2016 12:08PM

Browse NS all day

Put skiing stickers on everything

Are obsessed with Mr.Walnuts

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Anguz_li
Posts: 285 - Karma: 516
May 2 2016 1:23PM

You smoke a lot and you're always wearing a beanie

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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
May 2 2016 1:48PM

This is more directed to my home hill, but I'm sure its relevant in many other places.

You ski the same line under the chairlift 50 times in a row to show off.

You purposefully ski over rocks and shitty snow

You only throw down when it's sunny outside

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HaydenWrong
Posts: 986 - Karma: 2,165
May 2 2016 2:16PM

TallxTSorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.

you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.

what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
May 2 2016 2:31PM

When it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails

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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
May 2 2016 2:37PM

When non skiers at school think youre a pro

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bananabrains
Posts: 133 - Karma: 390
May 2 2016 2:56PM

Shreds sauce is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.

Potential features are everywhere.

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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 256
May 2 2016 3:09PM

You try to jib railroad crossings in your car.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg4HuIQt9c

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powderwhor
Posts: 380 - Karma: 725
May 2 2016 4:14PM

2Planker907what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious

Tall T Dan was and always will be TRU. Lip on b2 became the only trick in the book because everyone already knew TTD is the realest.

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
May 2 2016 4:22PM

2Planker907what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious

Who* not what.

I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
May 2 2016 5:03PM

when your gun rack has a gun rack on it

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
May 2 2016 5:05PM

bananabrainsPorn hub is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.

makes more sense

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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
May 2 2016 5:36PM

When you realize if you want to be a great-well-above-average-skier

You also have to be a well-above-average-party-machine

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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
May 2 2016 6:15PM

when your cats name is todd walnuts.

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
May 2 2016 6:25PM

MinggWhen it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails

when you get mad that there's fresh snow because it makes it harder to get speed

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