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You know you're a park rat when....

MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
May 1 2016 9:41PM

everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.

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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
May 2 2016 8:11PM

JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.

All day

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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
May 2 2016 8:14PM

When any geological feature is imagined as if it's skiable, gaurd rails on side of road, etc lol

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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
May 2 2016 9:15PM

KravtZYou can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you

call out time: is all you do rant about real skiing on real mountains and how park skiers with any ski softer then a 2x4 cant?

go back to epicski u nerd

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
May 2 2016 10:14PM

when you spend all your poop breaks on ns

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HaydenWrong
Posts: 986 - Karma: 2,165
May 2 2016 11:15PM

TallxTWho* not what.

I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.

Respect

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tamestimpala
Posts: 35 - Karma: 711
May 2 2016 11:29PM

when your email is just full of promotional stuff from ski companies

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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
May 2 2016 11:34PM

when your pair of full tilts has 3 buckles left or less

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AngryGramps
Posts: 242 - Karma: 701
May 3 2016 12:00AM

w_skiercall out time: is all you do rant about real skiing on real mountains and how park skiers with any ski softer then a 2x4 cant?

go back to epicski u nerd

you know you a park skier when you troll on newschoolers, and then get called out for calling out other trolls

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The.Fish
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 4,985
May 3 2016 11:54PM

when you feel awkward having edges on your skis

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YoungWookiee
Posts: 681 - Karma: 393
May 4 2016 1:16AM

You can't wait until it's spring skiing so you can rep 4xl jib and park laps all day in the sun.. ahh good vibes

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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 681
May 4 2016 9:55AM

You're a rat and live in park.

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BonusNo413
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,478
May 5 2016 11:02AM

You twirl random objects like they're doing tricks

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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
May 5 2016 2:03PM

You bump your ski playlist and imagine yourself skiing, except you're way steezier in your head than in real life

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Colby_eubanks
Posts: 72 - Karma: 647
May 5 2016 8:38PM

You break 3 pair of skis in 1 season

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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
May 5 2016 11:46PM

Colby_eubanksYou break 3 pair of skis in 1 season

when you learn new tricks on broken skis cuz, hey, who cares if you break a broken pair of skis

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_Daan
Posts: 78 - Karma: 223
May 7 2016 3:24AM

When you've got waaay too many stickers :P

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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
May 7 2016 3:54AM

dexg14When you've got waaay too many stickers :P

Same hahaha, just traded a massive amount of saga, level 1 and tall t stickers I got at Woodward for some monsters from a bmx kid I know that rides for monster army, and I still have more than I need lol.

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russsavokskis
Posts: 699 - Karma: 1,264
May 8 2016 2:57AM

el_mn_opYou bump your ski playlist and imagine yourself skiing, except you're way steezier in your head than in real life

This.

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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
May 8 2016 10:41AM

Dennis_Reynoldswhen you spend all your poop breaks on ns

pooping in ski boots

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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,941
May 8 2016 12:22PM

Whenever you listen to a song, you think of how it would go with an edit

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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,637
May 8 2016 4:42PM

You have a jib park in your backyard.

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sgg.23
Posts: 271 - Karma: 263
May 8 2016 4:46PM

you get maybe too excited when you see a nice dfd hand rail

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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
May 8 2016 7:38PM

Pole-LessWhen any geological feature is imagined as if it's skiable, gaurd rails on side of road, etc lol

since when are guard rails a geological feature?

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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
May 8 2016 11:29PM

Rosa_Parksince when are guard rails a geological feature?

It's not I just have bad grammar, you "misread" it lol

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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
May 8 2016 11:29PM

Rosa_Parksince when are guard rails a geological feature?

It's not I just have bad grammar, you "misread" it lol

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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
May 9 2016 11:45AM

When 90% of your skiing is done while high

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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,637
May 9 2016 11:38PM

SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

This killed me inside.

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
May 9 2016 11:45PM

Jesse_This killed me inside.

I killed the inside of sjw's mom's butthole

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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,637
May 9 2016 11:49PM

Dennis_ReynoldsI killed the inside of sjw's mom's butthole

Shit dawg

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