Oh you mean NS's shitposter of the day?

hot.pocketOh you mean NS's shitposter of the day?

exactly the person i am talking about. i could not find any ski shots of him from his career... but i found another awesome video he made while being a sponsored skier :)

hahahahaha this dude is my new favorite.

With so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.

simmersWith so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.

time will answer that question. you should vote!

i never realize how many dope rap tunes you had! this one with Jen Hudak is just AWESOME!

tellafriendbiachtime will answer that question. you should vote!

I already voted

Symms was Lil Horsey? damn

hemlockjibber8Symms was Lil Horsey? damn

yep. and he goes hard in this one!

hemlockjibber8Symms was Lil Horsey? damn

No. Lil horsey was lil horsey.

hemlockjibber8Symms was Lil Horsey? damn

Lil' horsey was many different people haha

simmersNo. Lil horsey was lil horsey.

claim your shit dog! don't deny you talent.

illest nose press in the game as well!

If I ran Orage I would sponsor all the skiers.

And then drop them all at the same time.

eheathLil' horsey was many different people haha

Lil' Horsey was many people when he posted on NS! BUT Lil' Horsey the rapper was the man himself Mr. Symms! gotta agree with that eheath :)

eheathLil' horsey was many different people haha

Ya, I always thought it was Pep and a bunch of the PBP boys or something.

lil horsey was a bitch

skiermanlil horsey was a bitch

lil horsey = John Symms.... see how that works?

and i am out. see ya in a decade NS.

sims had ill hairstyles and earrings back in the day as well. orage did not like that shit too much though, so they dropped him.

John Symms uses skis with foam cores. No wonder Orage dropped him.

skiermanJohn Symms uses skis with foam cores. No wonder Orage dropped him.

I thought Orage was fucked after what they did to their street skiers last fall. Now that I know they once dropped that poser ass Sims I kinda think they're cool again.

Hate all you want but the dude is pretty smart. He tells like it is and doesn't get all butthurt over dumb shit like who is sponsoring who

http://www.powder.com/stories/life-of-symms-this-column-is-brought-to-you-by/#OoKzddIkYSoITfBA.97

he enjoys reading point and shoot camera manuals and did a dope switch 7

I love john, hes been one of my long time idols and im stoked to call him my friend.

SteveSteppI love john, hes been one of my long time idols and im stoked to call him my friend.

I used to think u were funny. Now I think u are a huge doushe.

simmersWith so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.

I love you.

And, all the pussies who are old school NSers in this thread making new/posting behind aliases need to come out to play under your real names.

I try not to reminisce about the "glory days" but damn skiing used to be hilarious. Let's bring back Chug, simmers, scotty hibbert, olenick etc The new guys are too serious sometimes.

Mr.BishopI love you.

And, all the pussies who are old school NSers in this thread making new/posting behind aliases need to come out to play under your real names.

what qualifies as old school nowadays? first 20,000? or has that gone up to first 50,000? higher? lower?

californiagrownwhat qualifies as old school nowadays? first 20,000? or has that gone up to first 50,000? higher? lower?

Well it sure doesn't include some whiny n00b bitch who joined NS half a decade after Bush Jr. illegally invaded a sovereign nation.

This my friends, is a full grown gaper in all its glory. Revel in its idiocy... become bewildered in how age doesn't correspond to wisdom but rather the exact opposite.

skiermanWell it sure doesn't include some whiny n00b bitch who joined NS half a decade after Bush Jr. illegally invaded a sovereign nation.

This my friends, is a full grown gaper in all its glory. Revel in its idiocy... become bewildered in how age doesn't correspond to wisdom but rather the exact opposite.

he could throw one hell of a mute. ill tell u that ace

tellafriendbiachexactly the person i am talking about. i could not find any ski shots of him from his career... but i found another awesome video he made while being a sponsored skier :)

god damn i miss JOI

Dan-Manhe could throw one hell of a mute. ill tell u that ace

His tail grabs aren't too shabby either.

simmersWith so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.

symms, you're in med school? what year are you? kinda cool to see a fellow newschooler in medschool

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skiermanJohn Symms uses skis with foam cores. No wonder Orage dropped him.

Let's be honest here. Half the kids giving John a hard time probably aren't aware of a time when Salomon used foam cores.

will_powderI try not to reminisce about the "glory days" but damn skiing used to be hilarious. Let's bring back Chug, simmers, scotty hibbert, olenick etc The new guys are too serious sometimes.

Completely agree. More Symms, Boyd Easley, Bibby and Volurez as well.

i won a backpack once for writing a submission on why i thought jon's part in war was one of the best video segments at that time

then i sold the backpack for 20 bucks and used it to buy candy

so thanks for the candy jon

dbchilii won a backpack once for writing a submission on why i thought jon's part in war was one of the best video segments at that time

then i sold the backpack for 20 bucks and used it to buy candy

so thanks for the candy jon

It cost me 60 dollars to mail that backpack to your Canadian ass.

simmersIt cost me 60 dollars to mail that backpack to your Canadian ass.

guess you got trolled then, eh?

It is super easy to find videos of this dousch Sims doing stupid bullshit.

but that's all there seems to be

Mr.BishopI love you.

And, all the pussies who are old school NSers in this thread making new/posting behind aliases need to come out to play under your real names.

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That was trolling? Lololol nice try old man

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To tell you the truth I didn't even check any of the accounts, so I had no idea who it was. I could just smell it so I called it. There's others in here too, but I'm not checking 'em for fun.

Alias away, sorry was supposed to be more funny. Tone doesn't transfer on the internet.

SEND IT IBERG.

Remember when the EXPN skiing blog was actually a legit weekly read?

Go back to work Symms.

SteveSteppI love john, hes been one of my long time idols and im stoked to call him my friend.

I think that you are one of the coolest people and it means a lot to me that you say such positive things about me. I saw your documentary about women's skiing and I thought it was amazing. It was a powerful look behind the scenes of one of the most fiercely competitive sports in the world.

im just waiting for David levin to make an appearance and get the kiddies panties in a bigger bunch

I saw symms at Bogus once. I was too star stuck to say hi

Symms just went next level on NS. I haven't been this entertained in a while.

Mingghahahahaha this dude is my new favorite.

Ironically his signature trick was a backflip...

ozzywrongIronically his signature trick was a backflip...

you're fucking weird dude

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So you were trolling, then got trolled, and then got offended?