i haven't heard an idea this bad since last febuary.

Already lost fuck

But why?

I need to redeem myself from last year. Didn't last two days.

Anyone who says they do this lies. I fuckin hate liars

I used to half heartedly try this in early high school and then I realized there's no reason to keep yourself from jerking off. Unless you're fapping consistently like 4 times a day. Then you should take a few months to figure some stuff out

Losing right now

Can we go back a few days in time? I already lost.

DaskiLosing right now

Damnnnnnnn.....

Ive been winning for 16 years

^ just lost. maybe next February

The.FishIve been winning for 16 years

You misspelled losing.

Hell is full of people who masturbate

every time you mastubate you use gods hand

Dennis_Reynoldsevery time you mastubate you use gods hand

Dude could use some hand lotion

Save that inner chi energy. If you can master your impulses, you can master yourself.

Is it considered cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let someone else's dog lick it off? Because it's not your dog, it doesn't count....right?

I lost yesterday, theres always next year....

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Hence the question along with sarcasm.

Will you violate the terms if you're using your dog instead of yourself? If so, how about someone else's dog?

You know what the movie Road Trip is right?

Day 6, we out here

I was literally jerking off into February.

still going strong– will power fading

after 20 days (started before the beginning of the month) i had a glorious fappation session. I think its worth not doing just to have that experience every time, holy shit.

Ironically I'm always the horniest in February.

This is one of those things where you just keep telling yourself "there's always next year"

Whale boys (and girls?) its almost that time again

I'll actually try to make it this time.

The.FishIve been winning for 16 years

Year later and still winning somehow. I love when people ask me how I do it because they feel astonished or something. It really isn't something I crave since I made it past the middle school horny years. Plus its nice to not have to hide it or worry about getting caught at all.

Also made it 10x easier to get through last year since i had two broken wrists. Well one didn't even hurt, i didn't notice since it was only the scaphoid and it was already half healed when I broke my other one but it still got casted for some dumb reason.

Would you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?

The.FishYear later and still winning somehow. I love when people ask me how I do it because they feel astonished or something. It really isn't something I crave since I made it past the middle school horny years. Plus its nice to not have to hide it or worry about getting caught at all.

Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?

If you wouldn't take this, you got some real issues. Well, unless 100 grand isn't significant enough. Then you probably don't have many issues.

I would try but probably have to give it back within a couple days

Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?

absolutely.

Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?

One might have to take out loans to buy special services in order to achieve this.

So obviously there would be some expenses incurred but it could probably still be a net gain

Or maybe just not be single idk

Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?

100% yes.

you cant have sex or do anything sexual

Rennis_Deynoldsyou cant have sex or do anything sexual

100% yes

it's not like i'm getting that much pussy anyways.

Every time I see this title I am blown away ;)

On serious note, I don't know how you folks do it. I don't think I have gone more than 24 hours since I learned how to spank the monkey. I think the only exception I have made is when I have a serious fever/flu and my body is too brittle to self fuck.

I admire y'all but at the same time think you're fucking insane.

Goodluck I guess!

CluckaChuckEvery time I see this title I am blown away ;)

On serious note, I don't know how you folks do it. I don't think I have gone more than 24 hours since I learned how to spank the monkey. I think the only exception I have made is when I have a serious fever/flu and my body is too brittle to self fuck.

I admire y'all but at the same time think you're fucking insane.

Goodluck I guess!

k

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that's a pretty racist thing to say dog

you keep using that n word

i think u need a ban

joeybootsthat's a pretty racist thing to say dog

you keep using that n word

i think u need a ban

Thats my bad. Just an expression. Don't mean any harm or hate. I cleared it with eheath, he said it was cool. But I'll use better judgement and not say it.

McNocheThats my bad. Just an expression. Don't mean any harm or hate. I cleared it with eheath, he said it was cool. But I'll use better judgement and not say it.

pussyfooter is not a racist

y is an n-words check book fucked up? u think they cant manage a check book?

joeybootspussyfooter is not a racist

y is an n-words check book fucked up? u think they cant manage a check book?

Don't let words hurt you, my little delicate flower

McNocheDon't let words hurt you, my little delicate flower

ur a fucking racist

joeybootsur a fucking racist

Go home to mommy, little boy. Your vagina is showing

...and begin