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No Fap February

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CubanLinx
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Its that time of the year again, the wonderful challenge that I usually only make it about 3 hours into. Well not this time. Im gonna go all the way. I know as a freeskiing community, many of you would like to focus on your heritage during Black History Month but I believe this is much more important. How many of you are with me in this fight to conquer the hand?
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Feb 2 2016 12:09AM
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250r
Posts: 2274
i haven't heard an idea this bad since last febuary.
Feb 2 2016 12:23AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13092
Already lost fuck
Feb 2 2016 12:24AM
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Rdrdrd
Posts: 3034
But why?
Feb 2 2016 12:38AM
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rclover106
Posts: 88
I need to redeem myself from last year. Didn't last two days.
Feb 2 2016 9:55AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17418
Anyone who says they do this lies. I fuckin hate liars
Feb 2 2016 10:02AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 24007
I used to half heartedly try this in early high school and then I realized there's no reason to keep yourself from jerking off. Unless you're fapping consistently like 4 times a day. Then you should take a few months to figure some stuff out
Feb 2 2016 10:36AM
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Daski
Posts: 650
Losing right now
Feb 2 2016 8:27PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1468
Can we go back a few days in time? I already lost.
Feb 2 2016 8:38PM
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Mr_Mistur
Posts: 224
DaskiLosing right now


Damnnnnnnn.....
Feb 2 2016 8:38PM
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The.Fish
Posts: 1949
Ive been winning for 16 years
Feb 2 2016 8:54PM
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Poindexter.
Posts: 5249
Feb 2 2016 9:19PM
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SourSteezle
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^ just lost. maybe next February
Feb 2 2016 9:27PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 1843
The.FishIve been winning for 16 years


You misspelled losing.
Feb 2 2016 11:35PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 42314
Hell is full of people who masturbate
Feb 2 2016 11:57PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739
every time you mastubate you use gods hand
Feb 3 2016 4:25PM
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MustBeMattyB
Posts: 494
Dennis_Reynoldsevery time you mastubate you use gods hand


Dude could use some hand lotion
Feb 3 2016 5:42PM
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JAHSHUA
Posts: 304
Save that inner chi energy. If you can master your impulses, you can master yourself.
Feb 3 2016 7:42PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2193
Is it considered cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let someone else's dog lick it off? Because it's not your dog, it doesn't count....right?
Feb 3 2016 8:08PM
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Poindexter.
Posts: 5249
Squirrel_MurphyIs it considered cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let someone else's dog lick it off? Because it's not your dog, it doesn't count....right?


you know what fapping is right?
Feb 4 2016 7:56PM
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Titus69
Posts: 6793
I lost yesterday, theres always next year....
Feb 4 2016 8:02PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2193
Nep.Tunayou know what fapping is right?


Hence the question along with sarcasm.

Will you violate the terms if you're using your dog instead of yourself? If so, how about someone else's dog?

You know what the movie Road Trip is right?
Feb 4 2016 8:57PM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 824
Day 6, we out here
Feb 6 2016 5:16PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1061
I was literally jerking off into February.
Feb 6 2016 5:21PM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 288
still going strong– will power fading
Feb 15 2016 8:48PM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1539
after 20 days (started before the beginning of the month) i had a glorious fappation session. I think its worth not doing just to have that experience every time, holy shit.
Feb 15 2016 9:33PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3230
Ironically I'm always the horniest in February.
Feb 15 2016 11:19PM
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ItsAustin
Posts: 83
This is one of those things where you just keep telling yourself "there's always next year"
Feb 16 2016 2:23PM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 288
Whale boys (and girls?) its almost that time again
Jan 23 2017 10:30PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1468
I'll actually try to make it this time.
Jan 24 2017 12:01AM
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The.Fish
Posts: 1949
The.FishIve been winning for 16 years


Year later and still winning somehow. I love when people ask me how I do it because they feel astonished or something. It really isn't something I crave since I made it past the middle school horny years. Plus its nice to not have to hide it or worry about getting caught at all.
Jan 24 2017 8:39AM
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The.Fish
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Also made it 10x easier to get through last year since i had two broken wrists. Well one didn't even hurt, i didn't notice since it was only the scaphoid and it was already half healed when I broke my other one but it still got casted for some dumb reason.
Jan 24 2017 8:47AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Would you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?
Jan 24 2017 8:39PM
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CheddarJack
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The.FishYear later and still winning somehow. I love when people ask me how I do it because they feel astonished or something. It really isn't something I crave since I made it past the middle school horny years. Plus its nice to not have to hide it or worry about getting caught at all.


Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?


If you wouldn't take this, you got some real issues. Well, unless 100 grand isn't significant enough. Then you probably don't have many issues.
Jan 24 2017 8:47PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650
I would try but probably have to give it back within a couple days
Jan 24 2017 10:06PM
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Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?


absolutely.
Jan 25 2017 9:13AM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 288
Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?


One might have to take out loans to buy special services in order to achieve this.


So obviously there would be some expenses incurred but it could probably still be a net gain

Or maybe just not be single idk
Jan 25 2017 3:52PM
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daannnnieel
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Rennis_DeynoldsWould you take 100,000 dollars to not fap for a whole year?


100% yes.
Jan 25 2017 4:34PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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you cant have sex or do anything sexual
Jan 25 2017 10:20PM
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daannnnieel
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Rennis_Deynoldsyou cant have sex or do anything sexual


100% yes

it's not like i'm getting that much pussy anyways.
Jan 25 2017 10:28PM
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CluckaChuck
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Every time I see this title I am blown away ;)

On serious note, I don't know how you folks do it. I don't think I have gone more than 24 hours since I learned how to spank the monkey. I think the only exception I have made is when I have a serious fever/flu and my body is too brittle to self fuck.

I admire y'all but at the same time think you're fucking insane.

Goodluck I guess!
Jan 26 2017 9:04AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1703
CluckaChuckEvery time I see this title I am blown away ;)

On serious note, I don't know how you folks do it. I don't think I have gone more than 24 hours since I learned how to spank the monkey. I think the only exception I have made is when I have a serious fever/flu and my body is too brittle to self fuck.

I admire y'all but at the same time think you're fucking insane.

Goodluck I guess!

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Jan 26 2017 1:16PM
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joeyboots
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McNocheThe referenced post has been removed.



that's a pretty racist thing to say dog


you keep using that n word


i think u need a ban
Jan 27 2017 10:55AM
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McNoche
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joeybootsthat's a pretty racist thing to say dog


you keep using that n word


i think u need a ban


Thats my bad. Just an expression. Don't mean any harm or hate. I cleared it with eheath, he said it was cool. But I'll use better judgement and not say it.
Jan 27 2017 10:56AM
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joeyboots
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McNocheThats my bad. Just an expression. Don't mean any harm or hate. I cleared it with eheath, he said it was cool. But I'll use better judgement and not say it.


pussyfooter is not a racist

y is an n-words check book fucked up? u think they cant manage a check book?
Jan 27 2017 11:00AM
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McNoche
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joeybootspussyfooter is not a racist

y is an n-words check book fucked up? u think they cant manage a check book?


Don't let words hurt you, my little delicate flower
Jan 27 2017 11:41AM
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joeyboots
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McNocheDon't let words hurt you, my little delicate flower


ur a fucking racist
Jan 27 2017 11:55AM
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McNoche
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joeybootsur a fucking racist


Go home to mommy, little boy. Your vagina is showing
Jan 27 2017 12:04PM
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joeyboots
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Jan 28 2017 10:31AM
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GnarshoSapian
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...and begin
Feb 1 2017 1:12AM
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