All the time I can't leave the house due to not being able to find something.

If I worked an office 9-5 the hardest thing for me would be getting all the shit I need in the morning together and making the train regardless of when I woke up. Makes me happy to be self employed.

BortyLike you start out on a quest to find something and lose everything else by the time you find the original thing?

I'll go with a skiing example. You have everything but your goggles. You're looking for those. Some how you drop or misplace your coat while looking for them, set your socks down or lose one, forget where your boots were, and by the time you find your goggles, you're still fucked.

Idk. Life was a struggle today. Was on part 3 of a mission to my parents to find my dragon goggles and stash of ski socks. Never found them and in the mean time, misplaced a phone, a bunch of money, and other things. Took an hour just to find the things that I lost while looking for my goggles and I never did find them.

That said, I eventually found the other things, and I found 3 and a half pair of socks in the process. I'll take that as a small victory.

can you please stop making fucking threads

you take NS way to seriously

go see a fucking therapist

If I ever buy a house I might install security cameras in every part of the house. Not because of break ins, but so I can watch the video and see where the fuck I left this or that.

I'm going to start glueing things to myself.

The last couple head injuries really did not help this. Sometimes I just can't remember. Like I'll get nothing sustained into memory from a period of time. I right everything down in a notebook and keep it in my pants all the time. Makes the work side of things manageable but the other stuff, fuck.

BortyIf I ever buy a house I might install security cameras in every part of the house. Not because of break ins, but so I can watch the video and see where the fuck I left this or that.

I'm going to start glueing things to myself.

The last couple head injuries really did not help this. Sometimes I just can't remember. Like I'll get nothing sustained into memory from a period of time. I right everything down in a notebook and keep it in my pants all the time. Makes the work side of things manageable but the other stuff, fuck.

go to a fucking therapist kid

this site is not therapy

then go get laid, you sound so mother fucking frustrated, you haven't been laid in the past 6 months

theillusioncan you please stop making fucking threads

you take NS way to seriously

go see a fucking therapist

I knew you'd be quoting me to say something dumb. PS, I didn't even have anything to do with your other thread getting deleted.

You just need to improve your intraweb game son.

And yeah, I take NS so damn seriously. That's the only reason I'm still on here. I just patrol the webz looking for any hints of jokes or a general good time.

BortyI knew you'd be quoting me to say something dumb. PS, I didn't even have anything to do with your other thread getting deleted.

You just need to improve your intraweb game son.

And yeah, I take NS so damn seriously. That's the only reason I'm still on here. I just patrol the webz looking for any hints of jokes or a general good time.

i use this site to troll

you use this site to try to have legitimate conversations because you have nobody to talk to

You have an alias account, and still can't manage to troll with it. If you want to follow me around the webz that's fine. Maybe bring a couple extra beers next time if we're going to hang out so much?

I think you're trying to rile me up or something. It's not going to work, but go for it if that makes you feel better.

BortyYou have an alias account, and still can't manage to troll with it. If you want to follow me around the webz that's fine. Maybe bring a couple extra beers next time if we're going to hang out so much?

I think you're trying to rile me up or something. It's not going to work, but go for it if that makes you feel better.

get a fucking life

stop living vicariously through me

theillusioni use this site to troll

you use this site to try to have legitimate conversations because you have nobody to talk to

Stan, why are you so mad?

You have an alias account, and still suck at trolling. I've trolled plenty on here before it got played, mostly on my legit account. If you can't even troll well as an alias, I feel bad for you son.

You talk about not taking NS seriously and then take it pretty seriously.

And why would I need real people to talk to when I have friends like you?

Want to hang out tomorrow? Terrain park and chill?

theillusionget a fucking life

stop living vicariously through me

But you're so damn interesting I can't help it! My life is boring, and reading your posts is the only thing that brings me joy!

I'll leave an extra beer by the top of the park tomorrow.

Call me maybe?

theillusioni use this site to troll

you use this site to try to have legitimate conversations because you have nobody to talk to

you use an alias to bully because you're to much of a pussy to use a real account.

it's not trolling if you're being a blatant asshole to everyone for trying to have a conversation.

go see a therapist you insecure fuck you only come on here to "troll" because it makes you feel better about your tiny dick.

I lose my phone all the time and usually it's in one of my pockets.

crotchventI lose my phone all the time and usually it's in one of my pockets.

Yeah especially bad when you have a bunch of stuff in your pockets and can't feel it.

I remember when I was younger looking for my sunglasses while wearing them. I felt fucking smart when I figured that one out

BortyYeah especially bad when you have a bunch of stuff in your pockets and can't feel it.

I remember when I was younger looking for my sunglasses while wearing them. I felt fucking smart when I figured that one out

I'm just glad you understand the issue. Most don't. The sunglasses thing is hard I end up wearing them inside a lot cause I forget they are there and inevitably someone makes a comment and I realize they are there.

crotchventI'm just glad you understand the issue. Most don't. The sunglasses thing is hard I end up wearing them inside a lot cause I forget they are there and inevitably someone makes a comment and I realize they are there.

When I go to music festivals I clip my keys to my shorts. Not on a carabiner but like to the the regular loop. Then it's on those shorts for the weekend. It's awkward getting into the car if you have to use your key which I did for year but it beats losing them.

I also do a series of pats. I check that my phone and wallet are in my pocket. I do this regularly as I walk around. At least then if I lose something I know I had it where I was 5 min before or wherever and have a prayer of finding it.

Life is a struggle lol

BortyWhen I go to music festivals I clip my keys to my shorts. Not on a carabiner but like to the the regular loop. Then it's on those shorts for the weekend. It's awkward getting into the car if you have to use your key which I did for year but it beats losing them.

I also do a series of pats. I check that my phone and wallet are in my pocket. I do this regularly as I walk around. At least then if I lose something I know I had it where I was 5 min before or wherever and have a prayer of finding it.

Life is a struggle lol

Glad I'm not the only one who pats myself all the time on public. I do always wonder what other people think though.

crotchventGlad I'm not the only one who pats myself all the time on public. I do always wonder what other people think though.

Part of me thinks patting for the wallet is the worst. Always in the ass pocket, and it must definitely looks weird to others. Keys and phone also going in the front pockets so it probably looks like I'm slapping a boner around or something though which is still weird.

It's a small price to pay for the peace of mind.

Life is weird like that. You have your own little weird things you invent to get you buy that in the end, everyone else actually does too.

im way too ocd about checking if all my zippers are zipped when skiing.

250rim way too ocd about checking if all my zippers are zipped when skiing.

No you're not I've lost my phone hucking a cliff (and luckily called it from a friends and it rang and wasn't on silent.)

Just only have 1 pocket with actually shit in it (then one with the pass if its one of those access cards) so you don't get scared when you see an open zipper and only have to worry about 1 pocket.

theillusioni use this site to troll

you use this site to try to have legitimate conversations because you have nobody to talk to

One of the most pathetic posts I've seen on here

PeppermillRenoNo you're not I've lost my phone hucking a cliff (and luckily called it from a friends and it rang and wasn't on silent.)

Just only have 1 pocket with actually shit in it (then one with the pass if its one of those access cards) so you don't get scared when you see an open zipper and only have to worry about 1 pocket.

Oh no they still need to be zipped a use what if you forget that plan and accidentally put stuff in there.

I had a brand new pair of mittens last year. One fell off the chair. But it was a pow day and we wanted to send it. Said fuck it and went for a line and by the time we worked our way back down to that area it was gone and never made it to lost and found.

Bummer

Men should be the ones who get to carry purses and not ladies they are far more organized and have their shit together and can manage their lives being in their pockets. We need a bag to chuck our shit into.

I guarantee you everyone who skis with a backpack in bounds dreams of having a murse in normal life off the hill.

theillusioncan you please stop making fucking threads

you take NS way to seriously

go see a fucking therapist

your are not the illusion and you are bringing his name to shame,

they illusion is one of the chillest down to earth guys

PeppermillRenoMen should be the ones who get to carry purses and not ladies they are far more organized and have their shit together and can manage their lives being in their pockets. We need a bag to chuck our shit into.

I guarantee you everyone who skis with a backpack in bounds dreams of having a murse in normal life off the hill.

I'll start rolling around the park like indiana jones with my purty new satchel

.otto.your are not the illusion and you are bringing his name to shame,

they illusion is one of the chillest down to earth guys

thank you for sharing that

_Ryan_thank you for sharing that

check out other quality vids of his like "surfing is dead to me" or "the bogglez"

he does daily vlogs that are less kooky and pretty sweet. also done some cool skater interviews with guys like ave and richie

_Ryan_thank you for sharing that

check out other quality vids of his like "surfing is dead to me" or "the bogglez"

he does daily vlogs that are less kooky and pretty sweet. also done some cool skater interviews with guys like ave and richie