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Help me get my beer back

syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Jul 12 2015 6:15PM

my dirtbag "friend" stole all the beer I was gonna use for my girlfriend's birthday party. the fucker took 8 24 packs of Wildcat. That's 192 beer. Anyway his name on here is Shredability and here's a link to his account, just spam the shit out of him. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/135223 I'll do the IRL groundwork but I need the bro army of people good at spamming. /callout

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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Jul 12 2015 6:22PM

That kid needs a swift punch to the jeans

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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
Jul 12 2015 6:38PM

1. go to friend's house

2. retrieve beer with baseball bat

3.???

4. profit

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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Jul 12 2015 6:42PM

I downvoted his karma :

rekt

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arnie_grape
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 11,403
Jul 12 2015 8:06PM

story please

how does someone you know make off with 8 twofours

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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Jul 12 2015 8:33PM

threads for story.

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Jul 12 2015 8:34PM

I just want to know. Who the fuck calls their kid Turnip? Like, do you have severe brain damage after one too many blowjobs to the brain? That's a worse name than Joop. And Joop was so far the worst name I had ever heard... Til Turnip.

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,476
Jul 12 2015 8:44PM

Oh the problems of being

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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Jul 12 2015 9:19PM

1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
Jul 12 2015 9:46PM

Shredability1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

lol

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Jul 12 2015 9:50PM

Shredability1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

Lost all respect for you after I read "pop punk".

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,721
Jul 12 2015 9:52PM

Shredability1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

what are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Jul 12 2015 10:00PM

DeebieSkeebieswhat are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?

For beer.....

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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Jul 12 2015 10:14PM

A glorious troll between 2 members...calling it now.

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,721
Jul 12 2015 10:21PM

nocturnalFor beer.....

fuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.

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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
Jul 12 2015 10:25PM

Shredability1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

why is op one of two of your only friends that are guys

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,476
Jul 12 2015 10:33PM

theabortionatorOh the problems of being

under 21.

Apparently you can't use the less than or greater than sign because of the coding on this site.

oops.

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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Jul 12 2015 11:19PM

OP has a mullet

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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Jul 13 2015 12:02AM

veng_mwhy is op one of two of your only friends that are guys

Because he's a sleazy dirtbags who steals beer. Seriously man its fucked. Wildcat is a premium lager and I want that shit back. I went to his house but his dad just told me to go fuck myself and not to convert his family.

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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Jul 13 2015 12:09AM

Why is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.

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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Jul 13 2015 12:24AM

ShredabilityWhy is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.

Dude not accusing you of stealing a bear. I'm accusing you of stealing multiple wildcats.

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Jul 13 2015 6:46AM

DeebieSkeebiesfuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.

I mean If you got a 35 year old frind why risk getting in trouble.

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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
Jul 13 2015 7:39AM

This is so stupid, I remember when the fights used to be cool and not trolled in ns. Really sad stretch for attention boys.

Honestly I want to steal the beer from both of you and bang your girlfriend on her birthday. It's cool though you guys will be too busy fighting over wildcat to care

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Jul 13 2015 8:20AM

You guys are fucking lame and this is a shitty "troll" thread.

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