Show up naked. The wind is wild and free, and your teacher will love the risk you took for drama, while you really just want to show off your schlong to all the girls

byuboundShow up naked. The wind is wild and free, and your teacher will love the risk you took for drama, while you really just want to show off your schlong to all the girls

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Are you in second grade OP? mandatory school play dressing up as animals?

I say get wasted and break shit. The wind always shows up to a party and knocks things, people over and ruins it. Unless you're going kiting or something but I think getting drunk and breaking shit would be better, although that's my answer for everything in life

I remember elementary school

Turn into a tornado and fuck shit up

theabortionatorAre you in second grade OP? mandatory school play dressing up as animals?

I say get wasted and break shit. The wind always shows up to a party and knocks things, people over and ruins it. Unless you're going kiting or something but I think getting drunk and breaking shit would be better, although that's my answer for everything in life

I'm in 10th grade which goes to show how dumb and unreasonable it is but are teachers take it really seriously.

amateurskibumI'm in 10th grade which goes to show how dumb and unreasonable it is but are teachers take it really seriously.

Prepare a glorious soliloquy about chads gap. If you get to the end go on with total bullshit or repeat. Besides, the wind makes random noises sometimes.

Or just skip the thing and when your teacher asks where you were be like "bitch, do you have supernatural powers?" If she says "no" then say"well then you can't see the motherfucking wind, and I was up on the motherfucking stage the whole motherfucking time".

Idk what I'm saying. I'm just binging on beefaronia and shitty wannabee krispe kreme donuts while watch top gear and post absurdly stupid shit on the intranets

step 1: go to walmart or other similar store

step 2: buy all the elmers glue you can

step 3: take said elmers and poor into bathtub or kiddie pool

step 4: soak in the glue for 30-45 minutes

step 5: go back to walmart dripping in glue and find cotton balls

step 6: open all the cotton balls and dump them on the floor (hurry before glue dries)

step 7: roll in cotton balls and become wind

p.s( superglue also works but because you being the wind in the play i'm assuming your a giant pussy so elmers glue will do the trick ;)

p.s.s pics or it didn't happen

here was a picture of me in said wind costume

this is what i got when i googled wind costume, looks pretty sick bruh