a 2 legged tortoises journey to the north pole to try out for rudolphs spot since he has butthole cancer

there once was a little boy who was so gay and fat that he got diabeetus and aids. This was not yet a name for this double whammy of a disease so he spent many years trying to come up with one. many years he thought "ill just call it OP syndrome," 10 seconds after that his weakened, aids ridden heart imploded and OP died.

one time when i was peeing, i accidentally spat a lugi onto my penis. I was aiming for the soap thing in the urinal and completely fell short

cigthere once was a little boy who was so gay and fat that he got diabeetus and aids. This was not yet a name for this double whammy of a disease so he spent many years trying to come up with one. many years he thought "ill just call it OP syndrome," 10 seconds after that his weakened, aids ridden heart imploded and OP died.

10/10 would make into movie

write about a young boy who had to write a short story for school, about 20 sentences, but ended up sucking cock for crack money instead.

There are about twice as many nipples on Earth as there are people.

cigthere once was a little boy who was so gay and fat that he got diabeetus and aids. This was not yet a name for this double whammy of a disease so he spent many years trying to come up with one. many years he thought "ill just call it OP syndrome," 10 seconds after that his weakened, aids ridden heart imploded and OP died.

I think this is you but you don't want to come out and tell us.

Titties