So yesterday my girlfriend asks me when UPS delivers packages, and I tell her its usually around 6pm but my order came at 2pm the other week. She lets me know that she is expecting package and to be on the lookout. As I am pulling into my driveway, I see a large box. There was an EVO mark on the outside, and I slam on the brakes. Suspicious as hell, I run to the front porch and grab the box. The weight was 12 pounds and I am thinking, what the hell did she order that could be 12 pounds. Before I know it the razor blades out and the box is open.

Now the best part, why did the box weigh as much as it did? I was a little suspicious that she might someday order me these boots as she had asked about them before because I wanted to buy them before the season. The reason I had not was I wanted to go to a shop and make sure to get the right size. So what did she do, order two pairs so I could try on the two I was between.

I ask her what was going on, and she replies "Did you open mail that was addressed to me?" In shock and awe, I told her it all happened so fast. She replied "Well I knew it would be hard to keep from you... Happy Early Birthday!"

Which is over a month away.