one time at qudoba i asked for a cup for water and filled it up with lemonade

walked across the street with a red light

nice try youre not fooling me officer

Was forced to go TPing one night with my cousins (hated it). Anyways some guy called the cops and I ended up evading them by going 110 mph down some county road and hiding in a corn field.

never again

Reckless driving, reckless endangerment of a minor, vandalism, and open container.

Get of probation at the end of this month. woo. #freemingg

multiple fights and tping middle school bathrooms

One time I smoked the reefer

Well I banged OP's mom, so I guess that would be engaging in prostitution and public indecency

I threw rocks at cars and damaged them, but I turned myself in.

I skied pretty fast past the slow sign

i kill dat pussy every weekend boiiiii

I rode my bike on the wrong side of the street

I broke into a school bus at a basketball game in 7th grade. The look on the drivers face when saw me sitting in the back seat was priceless.

ive stolen from a sports store i used to work at.

times where i've just seen nice clothing and bagged it, another time where i wanted new sunglasses so i "returned" my old ones for store credit stating that they were defective so they could just be replaced for brand new ones.

not things im proud of, but things you do when you're a kid. plus, i realized at those kind of massive warehouse stores that more product loss goes into their own lack of organization than theft, so i could always rationalize doing it. people steal hundreds of dollars worth of goods, but they lose, misplace so much more, accidentally put things in storage that have insanely high value and years later needs to be junked or sold for dirt cheap simply because its value has depreciated.

oh, once i put a pair of grand new smith prodigy goggles inside like a $20 whatever smith goggle box and bought it. pretty slimy, as someone who is trusted with keys to inventory and protecting against that kind of shit.

One B&E and a bunch of other theft but I'm past that bullshit now. I haven't stolen anything in years.

gta, be, gl, vandalism

jaywalking

I got charged with Inciting a riot on St. Paddy's Day at State.

im a pussy so my records clean

Jaywalking

Mama, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Mama, life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Nothing exceptionally interesting with a rad back story, just your normal shit pretty much, ozs of bud, trespassing abandoned factories

Stealing plastic lawn ornaments but theyre so fucking ugly we're essentially doing the neighborhoods a favor

Stole your girls heart

Bitch

This thread has never been made before. Also, the concept is pretty stupid. Post things that you shouldn't post on the internet, on the internet.

I had a sip of wine at my brothers wedding last year. I'm only 17. YOLO

kbonrone time at qudoba i asked for a cup for water and filled it up with lemonade

Who actually goes to Qudoba?

WPochWho actually goes to Qudoba?

Its better than chipotle. Never has any lines and that queso

Ive spoken out against politicians, police abuse and oil companies and politicians to strip the land of ressources in Canada. Yup I have committed quite a few crimes against the government.

Driving under the influence and exhibition of speed. Don't do it kids. Jail sucks... I had to sit next to an old lady that was fully tweaked on meth. She yelled at me for 45 minutes before I could bail myself out.

Used someone elses epic pass at vail.

I once got 3 doubles in a row and had to go directly to jail without passing GO.

I got a citation for walking in a crosswalk.

Sprayed a ski patroler.

freestyler540Ive spoken out against politicians, police abuse and oil companies and politicians to strip the land of ressources in Canada. Yup I have committed quite a few crimes against the government.

Whenever I take a shit in a public bathroom I fold the TP into triangles so the next person who sits thinks it was just cleaned.

....but it wasn't.

this one time me and my friend sprayed salad cream on a car, then got scared the police where coming so we hid in the woods and threw eggs at trees.

One time I drove to town without a seat belt on.

Spent the night in jail for biking under the influence. I crashed my bike looking at a girls ass, right in front of a cop. Still got her number. I won that round.

WPochWho actually goes to Qudoba?

.Hugo.Its better than chipotle. Never has any lines and that queso

It's all about Moe's.

hid a candy bar so that the lunch lady wouldnt see it at cash register

i shot a man in reno, just to watch him die

rode my bike on the sidewalk when there was a bike lane

Yea the Lil' Dicky video pretty much sums it up for me.

Probably should have said this when I created the thread but I broke some windows and looked around inside this rotting abandoned house in the woods with my friend apparently there was an owner who was quite upset and he didn't press charges of vandalism or breaking and entering but we had to dish out 2 grand to pay for everything. Also set of some bottle rockets another time and before I knew it I was surrounded by 8 cruisers being patted down with latex gloves and getting metal detectoerd in the headlights in response to 'gunshots'

My record is clean though!

I used to drive a pretty large SUV back in high school. Was parrelel parking once in a nearby town and ended up basically grinding on the side of a lexus SUV. Made like a 6-8 inch scratch from two cars rubbing together. Was with some buddies and they freaked out and said to drive so I just sped away (causing more grinding) and just drove home. For me luckly my parents didn't give a crap about the car since it was mine and was our 4th beater car. Still feel bad about it to this day. Knowing how much things on cars cost especially luxury brands im sure they had to repaint the entire panel.

Thom4sProbably should have said this when I created the thread but I broke some windows and looked around inside this rotting abandoned house in the woods with my friend apparently there was an owner who was quite upset and he didn't press charges of vandalism or breaking and entering but we had to dish out 2 grand to pay for everything. Also set of some bottle rockets another time and before I knew it I was surrounded by 8 cruisers being patted down with latex gloves and getting metal detectoerd in the headlights in response to 'gunshots'

My record is clean though!

There was no we I paid all the money and it fucking sucked u told ur parents u didn't do anything #pussyaf

BrewntThere was no we I paid all the money and it fucking sucked u told ur parents u didn't do anything #pussyaf

shots fired!

i onced burned a dollar. fuck money bitch

TinyTigers

me

Holzsteezy*i onced burned a dollar. fuck money bitch

you got nothin on me boi