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Dear Jiberish,

FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 9 2014 12:31AM

I recently made a purchase from your online store. As you are likely aware, you have a "note to Jiberish" option during the checkout process. This was a very exciting feature, which encouraged me to request a poem from the folk processing the Jiberish shipments. This evening, just a few short minutes ago, I received my package. Eager to receive my seemingly eternally awaited purchase (admittedly I was slightly more excited about the poem than the box's contents), I opened the box before I went home. Much to my dismay, upon opening the package, there was no poem to be found. I have to say, Jiberish, I'm pretty disappointed that you let me down. That is all.

Observe:

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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
Dec 9 2014 12:33AM

We Didn't have time

To Write you a haiku

so erica did it

-Jiberish

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ModMommy
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,342
Dec 9 2014 12:34AM

I asked them to draw a cat. No cat was seen, Level 1 did it.

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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
Dec 9 2014 12:36AM

You accidentally posted this to newschoolers! No worries their e-mail is customerservice@jiberish.com

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Dec 9 2014 12:36AM

dear fbgm,

it's quite a shame you didn't get a poem from them,

maybe they read it and thought, fuck it, carpe diem

you're fucking welcome

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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Dec 9 2014 12:50AM

It's on the tag of whatever you bought

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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Dec 9 2014 12:58AM

Dominos wrote me a joke on my pizza box...

Dominos>Jiberish

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 9 2014 1:05AM

LucasIt's on the tag of whatever you bought

no

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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
Dec 9 2014 1:08AM

LucasIt's on the tag of whatever you bought

THERE IS NO POEM

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,721
Dec 9 2014 1:12AM

The referenced post has been removed.

lol its funny cuz ur a cat

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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
Dec 9 2014 1:24AM

I asked for a drawing of a dinosaur and didn't get it :(

They also oversold me a Hellhound hoodie, I'm still more upset about no dinosaur though

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 9 2014 1:33AM

The referenced post has been removed.

Yeah they oversold us something too but I'm not upset about that, just the poem

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askibum54321
Posts: 47 - Karma: 2,215
Dec 9 2014 3:52AM

maybe i could write a poem for you :) just tell me what you want to write a poem about...

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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Dec 9 2014 5:11AM

I think it's due to the fact that the young exquisite boys that they use for packing don't speak English, or any other language besides lashes and cattle prods.

At least pizza places hire creative talent.

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JOTTO
Posts: 237 - Karma: 1,519
Dec 9 2014 8:21AM

I haven't even gotten a shipping confirmation yet and I placed my order 6 days ago.

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vinny0
Posts: 45 - Karma: 53
Dec 9 2014 8:52AM

The example they give in the notes is "Draw a stick figure on my Box", I asked them too and they didn't do it. This was not during the Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale. it was about two months ago. They weren't busy, my order shipped the day after ordering.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Dec 9 2014 9:02AM

All you guys must just suck

http://instagram.com/p/wMmyAKvbjx/

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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Dec 9 2014 9:14AM

Getting what I ordered in the mail is good enough for me.

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
Dec 9 2014 2:09PM

i cant figure out how to embed from instagram but they obviously hate you

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
Dec 9 2014 2:10PM

link would help

http://instagram.com/p/wMmyAKvbjx/?modal=true

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 9 2014 4:08PM

.Hugo.All you guys must just suck

http://instagram.com/p/wMmyAKvbjx/

Yeah, I saw that and that's partially why I'm upset. Very selective, I am offended.

MrGnarlsonGetting what I ordered in the mail is good enough for me.

Technically it is something that I ordered, so...

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Dec 9 2014 4:48PM

brotoTHERE IS NO POEM

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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
Dec 9 2014 4:51PM

zzzskizzz

I see you've played knifey spooney before

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Dec 9 2014 4:59PM

brotoI see you've played knifey spooney before

Nope that went right over your head.

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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
Dec 9 2014 5:10PM

zzzskizzzNope that went right over your head.

O fuk ya it did

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Dec 9 2014 5:43PM

brotoO fuk ya it did

because you still clearly are not getting it

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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Dec 9 2014 5:49PM

zzzskizzzNope that went right over your head.

Went over mine too.... I thought it was refering to this....

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Dec 9 2014 6:04PM

zzzskizzzNope that went right over your head.

Nah bro, that knifey spoony. Any spoon beats any knife unless the spoon is identified as a spoon by the knife wielding participant. In such event the spoon playing participant is disqualified

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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
Dec 10 2014 12:00AM

thats not a knife, THIS is a knife!

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Dec 10 2014 6:12AM

danbrownthats not a knife, THIS is a knife!

thats not a knife, thats a spoon

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stormpooper
Posts: 28 - Karma: 17
Dec 10 2014 6:08PM

I request a "bow on the that bitch" and they completely forgot

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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
Dec 10 2014 6:16PM

heres one nice n hot

get whacked

get bent

get lost

or get fucked

your choice

real talk

no jokes

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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Dec 10 2014 6:39PM

Culture+heres one nice n hot

get whacked

get bent

get lost

or get fucked

your choice

real talk

no jokes

I reiterate, NO JOKES

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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
Dec 13 2014 7:56PM

OP is being a bitch

He bought a hoodie from Jiberish

Requested a rhyme

But they didn't have time

And his callout is going to shit

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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Dec 13 2014 8:09PM

Julius_SteezerOP is being a bitch

He bought a hoodie from Jiberish

Requested a rhyme

But they didn't have time

And his callout is going to shit

Julia is a she.

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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
Dec 13 2014 10:49PM

I requested for them to draw a stck figure on my box, but they didn't draw a stick figure on my box.

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 14 2014 1:27AM

I swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth

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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
Dec 15 2014 12:04AM

FBGMI swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth

Yes...we all figure life is serious in these serious mountains. So you were being sarcastic about the fact you are better than everybody else, your impeccable clothing choices, your ability to come up with a creative poem for a wonderfully innovative company and your overall narcissism?

Or your just an alien. Lemme know, I am riveted by this thread.

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 15 2014 1:36AM

STwoopsYes...we all figure life is serious in these serious mountains. So you were being sarcastic about the fact you are better than everybody else, your impeccable clothing choices, your ability to come up with a creative poem for a wonderfully innovative company and your overall narcissism?

Or your just an alien. Lemme know, I am riveted by this thread.

wut

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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Dec 15 2014 1:54AM

just dropped half the rent on new jiberish

now you've got buyers remorse of course

that money would've been better spent on a bag of Swedish fish

now I hate to be a skeptic

cause there's fire in her eyes

and it's fucking electric

but take note of what I say

it's been printed in the papers

the sad truth is

Jiberish is for gapers

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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
Dec 15 2014 2:06AM

my hopes for a poem was only a figment...to accompany my purchase of a 4xl ignant.

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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
Dec 15 2014 12:41PM

omnidataI think it's due to the fact that the young exquisite boys that they use for packing don't speak English, or any other language besides lashes and cattle prods.

At least pizza places hire creative talent.

Wo much wasted talent.

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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Dec 15 2014 7:38PM

FBGMI swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth

You didn't get far enough west

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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Dec 15 2014 8:07PM

I asked them to draw me a stick figure tom wallisch. They did no such thing.

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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
Dec 15 2014 11:14PM

FBGMI swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth

mine didnt i like sarcasm

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Dec 15 2014 11:36PM

danbrownmine didnt i like sarcasm

I appreciate you

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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
Dec 16 2014 12:47AM

danbrownmine didnt i like sarcasm

It's hard to detect sarcasm online, you have to rely on context clues and that Little voice in your head

dont be so critical dudes

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danncphedran
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 1,002
Dec 16 2014 10:55AM

mmccarthy14I asked them to draw me a stick figure tom wallisch. They did no such thing.

they arent artists.....

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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
Dec 16 2014 9:39PM

FBGMwut

Were you actually excited? LIKE, what did you expect?....and not to be sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure the people who sew that stuff/the people that work for jiberish could write an AMAZING poem, they just didn't, cause they sold out, burnt out and just do not care anymore. That is all.

Sorry for my previous comment, went to deep into my sarcastic bank. I am certain you are a great skier and a great wearer of hoodies.

On a real note I think we can all agree with; I hope the true crown will come back someday a midst the smaller crappy skateboard sizing, gay leather flannel and 600 dollar jackets. But probably not.

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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
Dec 17 2014 12:14AM

STwoopsWere you actually excited? LIKE, what did you expect?....and not to be sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure the people who sew that stuff/the people that work for jiberish could write an AMAZING poem, they just didn't, cause they sold out, burnt out and just do not care anymore. That is all.

Sorry for my previous comment, went to deep into my sarcastic bank. I am certain you are a great skier and a great wearer of hoodies.

On a real note I think we can all agree with; I hope the true crown will come back someday a midst the smaller crappy skateboard sizing, gay leather flannel and 600 dollar jackets. But probably not.

you sound like a stupid person

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jfp
Posts: 684 - Karma: 318
Dec 17 2014 12:39AM

FBGMI swear, I moved out west and everybody's ability to detect sarcasm vanished from planet Earth

exactly this. I moved to Oregon and they don't know how to bust balls there. People get easily offended and just don't get it when using east coast sarcasm.

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