Dear Jiberish,

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Dec 9 2014 12:31AM

I recently made a purchase from your online store. As you are likely aware, you have a "note to Jiberish" option during the checkout process. This was a very exciting feature, which encouraged me to request a poem from the folk processing the Jiberish shipments. This evening, just a few short minutes ago, I received my package. Eager to receive my seemingly eternally awaited purchase (admittedly I was slightly more excited about the poem than the box's contents), I opened the box before I went home. Much to my dismay, upon opening the package, there was no poem to be found. I have to say, Jiberish, I'm pretty disappointed that you let me down. That is all.

Observe:

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Shredsterr

Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930

Dec 17 2014 7:03PM

danncphedranthey arent artists.....

You don't need to be an artist to draw a fucking stick figure.....

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Lucas

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Dec 17 2014 8:46PM

jfpexactly this. I moved to Oregon and they don't know how to bust balls there. People get easily offended and just don't get it when using east coast sarcasm.

You're probably just an asshole

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Shredsterr

Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930

Dec 19 2014 11:58PM

jfpexactly this. I moved to Oregon and they don't know how to bust balls there. People get easily offended and just don't get it when using east coast sarcasm.

I'm from the west coast and this comment seriously offended me asswipe.

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jfp

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Dec 21 2014 7:58PM

LucasYou're probably just an asshole

You're probably a little wus bag that can't take a proper ball busting.

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arnie_grape

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Dec 21 2014 8:06PM

jfpYou're probably a little wus bag that can't take a proper ball busting.

sounds like you moved from new jersey

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jfp

Posts: 684 - Karma: 318

Dec 21 2014 8:09PM

cabdriversounds like you moved from new jersey

The whole northeast from Philly to Boston is like that. It's part of the culture. It's not being an asshole, that's what I am pointing out. People who see it as such are just too touchy and can't partake cause their feelings get hurt too easy.

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downhill_racer_9

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Jan 21 2015 10:09PM

guis where is the downhill part of newschoolers?!

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