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Let cops into my apartment with all my weed stuff out in the open. Why did i let them in? Because I was throwing turkey eggs at cars from my balcony and someone called the cops on me. Yea, i probably should not have let them in.
Luckily they were so distracted by my bong and jar of bud that they didnt see the empty carton of eggs on my kitchen counter. They came in a searched my balcony, didnt see anything and left. One their way out one cop said to the other "gee, does everyone in this building smoke weed?"
I got high while skiing once. My friends and I decided to go into the trees and I got lost. Ended up wandering for a good 3 hours. It was really cold. I tried to build a fire. Then I realized I was really close to my car which was parked at the top of the hill. (I had hiked uphill from the far right of all our trails)
Well I guess I was so obviously high at a bagel place and made such a ridiculous order after about 15 minutes of standing there motionless trying to count the number of sunflower seeds on a bagel that the guy said "got the munchies, huh?" and I immediately assumed he was some super cop despite the fact that he was probably high too, so I gave him this terrible wide eyed stare of sheer panic while trying to smile and play it off like I thought he was joking. It must've been one of the strangest facial expressions he had ever seen and I promptly left the store without my food.
While drunk I decided to swim naked in a disgustingly polluted river and I ended up slicing my foot open as I jumped into the water. When i got home I played drunk doctor and woke up with my foot wrapped in like half a roll of toilet paper and an ace bandage, but it was the wrong foot. Ended up with a tetanus shot, antibiotics, and a pretty pissed off doctor
After way too many bong loads I realized that my 7 month old dog munched the rest of my stash. In my infinite wisdom decided that if I called the Vet they would think I was a bad doggy owner. So instead I came up with this winner. First I called poison control and asked what to do. They told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed. They told me to hang up immediately and take the child to the hospital. Well that wasn't going to happen. Took the last of the bong loads and forgot about the whole ordeal. Flash forward 45 min and there is a knock at the door. There are 4 officers of the law at my door on a child welfare call. Apparently some ass hole got their kid all stoned and called poison control. No child was admitted to any of the area hospitals. Once I told the cops what the deal was. They laughed, called other cops to come over and continued to ridicule and humiliate me. Yep I was that guy. Deservedly so.
Smoked a half with some friends while sitting around a campfire. A car rolled up mid session. Someone yelled cops. I ran into the deep woods and got pretty lost. After walking around for a while I thought I was in Skyrim and tried to hunt chipmunks. Wandered back to the fire about two hours later. Turns out it was just a car driving by.
SVmikeAfter way too many bong loads I realized that my 7 month old dog munched the rest of my stash. In my infinite wisdom decided that if I called the Vet they would think I was a bad doggy owner. So instead I came up with this winner. First I called poison control and asked what to do. They told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed. They told me to hang up immediately and take the child to the hospital. Well that wasn't going to happen. Took the last of the bong loads and forgot about the whole ordeal. Flash forward 45 min and there is a knock at the door. There are 4 officers of the law at my door on a child welfare call. Apparently some ass hole got their kid all stoned and called poison control. No child was admitted to any of the area hospitals. Once I told the cops what the deal was. They laughed, called other cops to come over and continued to ridicule and humiliate me. Yep I was that guy. Deservedly so.
Bahahahaha thats a legendary story
blazed my buddy with a group of friends for his first time then had plans to see iron man 3 but we got munchies first. Made a stop at A&W and got some food. While we ordered, I noticed my friend was outside so I called him to ask wtf he was doing. He was telling me about how "they know" that hes baked. He was way too baked so we had to go to my house. While we were walking back I found a 10' tree branch on the ground and started chasing him whipping him with it like I was indiana jones. Finally when we get to my house we go to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with like 1980s porn on the TV. shit was weird as fuck
Thought I was paralyzed from the waist down, started crying because I wouldn't be able to reach where I keep the ice cream in the freezer.
Went to Dunkin and ordered a chocolate frosted with sprinkles and snapped at the guy so hard when he tried to give me a plain chocolate frosted. I then proceeded to drop it on the counter by accident, apologize profusely, and just walk right out.
I've fallen out of my hammock so many times from being high, going to lean back, and just flipping myself right out.
Right next to my campus, there's a golf course where we used to go to smoke. Sometimes security patrols the course because they know kids like to go and party there. One night we were ripping the bong and I see someone with a flashlight coming towards us so somehow, I have absolutely no idea how it happened, I managed to climb up a tree with the bong in hand. They almost had to call campus security to get me down.