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Dumbest Thing You've Done High

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hazefreeski
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I want to know what the dumbest thing you've done high or drunk .

Mine is going off a rope swing with my phoneand ipod in my pocket the morning after a party and letting my friends convince me to Brand my ass with a steel washer, theres still a scar btw..
Nov 30 2014 11:05PM
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SamMcChesney
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clicking on this thread.
Nov 30 2014 11:13PM
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ModMommy
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Pics or it didn't happen.

I fell in love with a tree once. I had an actual, deep connection to it, and would periodically check in on it.
Nov 30 2014 11:14PM
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Anathema
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ImmasPics or it didn't happen.

I fell in love with a tree once. I had an actual, deep connection to it, and would periodically check in on it.



is this you?
Nov 30 2014 11:16PM
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Anathema
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ImmasPics or it didn't happen.

I fell in love with a tree once. I had an actual, deep connection to it, and would periodically check in on it.



is this you?
Nov 30 2014 11:16PM
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Anathema
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ImmasPics or it didn't happen.

I fell in love with a tree once. I had an actual, deep connection to it, and would periodically check in on it.


not only did i double click, the link failed. triple post for the win..


is this you?


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/740715/Girl-At-Ultra-Music-Festival-Kisses-A-Tree--High-Definition-
Nov 30 2014 11:17PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
went into the wrong class in college and it was a math class, i don't even have math, while they were doing a test and i took it. Never got my results.
Dec 1 2014 12:05AM
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Huck_Fin
Posts: 355 - Karma: 971
killed a prostitute
Dec 1 2014 12:28AM
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skiersupreme
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i accidentally ate one of those brown wrappers that go over reeses cups

yea one of those motherfuckers
Dec 1 2014 12:34AM
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El_Barto.
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Let cops into my apartment with all my weed stuff out in the open. Why did i let them in? Because I was throwing turkey eggs at cars from my balcony and someone called the cops on me. Yea, i probably should not have let them in.

Luckily they were so distracted by my bong and jar of bud that they didnt see the empty carton of eggs on my kitchen counter. They came in a searched my balcony, didnt see anything and left. One their way out one cop said to the other "gee, does everyone in this building smoke weed?"
Dec 1 2014 12:57AM
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Titus69
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Not really dumb but my friends always video all the stuff we do while were gone and I usually wake up with 15 or so videos and pics of me and my friends dog
Dec 1 2014 8:55AM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
Trying to convince two policemen that i was not high after getting busted.
I was high as fuck.

Not my brightest moment.
Dec 1 2014 9:08AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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Stopped at a stop sign, waited for it to turn green.
Dec 1 2014 9:09AM
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SupremeDeity
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Put milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge
Decided to bike 3 miles in freezing weather for Carls Jr
Dec 1 2014 9:36AM
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Mingg
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I got high while skiing once. My friends and I decided to go into the trees and I got lost. Ended up wandering for a good 3 hours. It was really cold. I tried to build a fire. Then I realized I was really close to my car which was parked at the top of the hill. (I had hiked uphill from the far right of all our trails)
Dec 1 2014 9:48AM
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Nikolaus
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hid beer in my sock drawer where my mom found it
Dec 1 2014 10:18AM
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youngloaf
Posts: 216 - Karma: 733
decided to buy coke, got to my dealers house, and found out he owned heelies, bought them instead.
Dec 1 2014 10:22AM
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robbinJAHood
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got super drunk at my friends house and passed out on the pool table....pics or it didnt happen
Dec 1 2014 11:08AM
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El_Barto.
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MrGnarlsonStopped at a stop sign, waited for it to turn green.


lolol
Dec 1 2014 12:04PM
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J-C
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savvy_skigot super drunk at my friends house and passed out on the pool table....pics or it didnt happen


I don't think you know what high means
Dec 1 2014 12:14PM
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Wampire
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It wasn't me but I after smoking I gave my friend the bag of weed and convinced him it was just crumbs of some chips i had earlier.

He ate my weed
Dec 1 2014 12:59PM
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TheUngroomed
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This isn't dumb... but I always get super baked and watch old thing from my childhood on Netflix like AirBud or Land Before Time, etc
Dec 1 2014 1:24PM
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rtl32
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Kim_Jong-IllestI don't think you know what high means


I don't think you can read.

"I want to know what the dumbest thing you've done high or drunk" -OP
Dec 1 2014 1:41PM
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Stadtski
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Anathemanot only did i double click, the link failed. triple post for the win..


is this you?


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/740715/Girl-At-Ultra-Music-Festival-Kisses-A-Tree--High-Definition-


If that is her, she has a nice ass.
Dec 1 2014 1:53PM
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ghosthop
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that one time we thought spraying wine in the house was a good idea..

Dec 1 2014 2:21PM
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robbinJAHood
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Kim_Jong-IllestI don't think you know what high means


it says the dumbest thing you've done high or drunk....I don't think you can read
Dec 1 2014 2:38PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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savvy_skigot super drunk at my friends house and passed out on the pool table....pics or it didnt happen


that just sounds like you found a nice place to sleep, not all that dumb imo. you have a blanket and everything, you're golden
Dec 1 2014 2:45PM
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J-C
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rtl32I don't think you can read.

"I want to know what the dumbest thing you've done high or drunk" -OP


my bad only read the title
Dec 1 2014 3:05PM
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Shredsterr
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Got really ripped before this kid was about to come over to buy coke from me, ended up selling him my fucking heelies. Big mistake, I really miss them.
Dec 1 2014 3:49PM
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robbinJAHood
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plyswthsqrrlsthat just sounds like you found a nice place to sleep, not all that dumb imo. you have a blanket and everything, you're golden


someone that understands ❤️❤️❤️
Dec 1 2014 3:54PM
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.Hugo.
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The referenced post has been removed.


Id you expect ti go to prison er what....?
Dec 1 2014 3:57PM
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.Hugo.
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.Hugo.Id you expect ti go to prison er what....?


Butchered that, oh well
Dec 1 2014 3:58PM
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no_steeze
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Well I guess I was so obviously high at a bagel place and made such a ridiculous order after about 15 minutes of standing there motionless trying to count the number of sunflower seeds on a bagel that the guy said "got the munchies, huh?" and I immediately assumed he was some super cop despite the fact that he was probably high too, so I gave him this terrible wide eyed stare of sheer panic while trying to smile and play it off like I thought he was joking. It must've been one of the strangest facial expressions he had ever seen and I promptly left the store without my food.

While drunk I decided to swim naked in a disgustingly polluted river and I ended up slicing my foot open as I jumped into the water. When i got home I played drunk doctor and woke up with my foot wrapped in like half a roll of toilet paper and an ace bandage, but it was the wrong foot. Ended up with a tetanus shot, antibiotics, and a pretty pissed off doctor
Dec 1 2014 4:30PM
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snowpocalypse
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After way too many bong loads I realized that my 7 month old dog munched the rest of my stash. In my infinite wisdom decided that if I called the Vet they would think I was a bad doggy owner. So instead I came up with this winner. First I called poison control and asked what to do. They told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed. They told me to hang up immediately and take the child to the hospital. Well that wasn't going to happen. Took the last of the bong loads and forgot about the whole ordeal. Flash forward 45 min and there is a knock at the door. There are 4 officers of the law at my door on a child welfare call. Apparently some ass hole got their kid all stoned and called poison control. No child was admitted to any of the area hospitals. Once I told the cops what the deal was. They laughed, called other cops to come over and continued to ridicule and humiliate me. Yep I was that guy. Deservedly so.
Dec 1 2014 5:10PM
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.Hugo.
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SVmikeThey told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed.


Oh fuck im dying
Dec 1 2014 5:13PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Smoked a half with some friends while sitting around a campfire. A car rolled up mid session. Someone yelled cops. I ran into the deep woods and got pretty lost. After walking around for a while I thought I was in Skyrim and tried to hunt chipmunks. Wandered back to the fire about two hours later. Turns out it was just a car driving by.
Dec 1 2014 5:41PM
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Ski_Alot
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SVmikeAfter way too many bong loads I realized that my 7 month old dog munched the rest of my stash. In my infinite wisdom decided that if I called the Vet they would think I was a bad doggy owner. So instead I came up with this winner. First I called poison control and asked what to do. They told me that this service was for people only and to hang up. So a 6 month old dog in people years would be the equivalent of a 2 1/2 year old. I called back and told them that my 2 1/2 year old ingested a large quantity of weed. They told me to hang up immediately and take the child to the hospital. Well that wasn't going to happen. Took the last of the bong loads and forgot about the whole ordeal. Flash forward 45 min and there is a knock at the door. There are 4 officers of the law at my door on a child welfare call. Apparently some ass hole got their kid all stoned and called poison control. No child was admitted to any of the area hospitals. Once I told the cops what the deal was. They laughed, called other cops to come over and continued to ridicule and humiliate me. Yep I was that guy. Deservedly so.


Bahahahaha thats a legendary story
Dec 1 2014 5:42PM
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GayWolf420
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tried baking a bunch of pieces of wood on a cookie sheet with my friends cuz we had no hookah coals and read online that smoldering pieces of wood can be used as alternatives. soo fucking retarded.
Dec 1 2014 5:51PM
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humpty
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Not me but it was a 4th of jahlion parade/cookout and my friend threw all his food scraps away in a post office collection box then realized it wasn't a trash can right after
Dec 1 2014 6:49PM
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theabortionator
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OP reeks of my first bowl.
Dec 1 2014 7:01PM
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hazefreeski
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theabortionatorOP reeks of my first bowl.


Ummm... Not really following you on that one.
Dec 1 2014 8:23PM
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chodo
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savvy_skigot super drunk at my friends house and passed out on the pool table....pics or it didnt happen



Go Stillers!
Dec 1 2014 11:01PM
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bieberhole69.
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Titus69I usually wake up with 15 or so videos and pics of me and my friends dog


What are you doing with the dog?
Dec 1 2014 11:08PM
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Wheat
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blazed my buddy with a group of friends for his first time then had plans to see iron man 3 but we got munchies first. Made a stop at A&W and got some food. While we ordered, I noticed my friend was outside so I called him to ask wtf he was doing. He was telling me about how "they know" that hes baked. He was way too baked so we had to go to my house. While we were walking back I found a 10' tree branch on the ground and started chasing him whipping him with it like I was indiana jones. Finally when we get to my house we go to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with like 1980s porn on the TV. shit was weird as fuck
Dec 1 2014 11:27PM
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connecticunt
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Thought I was paralyzed from the waist down, started crying because I wouldn't be able to reach where I keep the ice cream in the freezer.

Went to Dunkin and ordered a chocolate frosted with sprinkles and snapped at the guy so hard when he tried to give me a plain chocolate frosted. I then proceeded to drop it on the counter by accident, apologize profusely, and just walk right out.

I've fallen out of my hammock so many times from being high, going to lean back, and just flipping myself right out.

Right next to my campus, there's a golf course where we used to go to smoke. Sometimes security patrols the course because they know kids like to go and party there. One night we were ripping the bong and I see someone with a flashlight coming towards us so somehow, I have absolutely no idea how it happened, I managed to climb up a tree with the bong in hand. They almost had to call campus security to get me down.
Dec 1 2014 11:40PM
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MACK.
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Thinking soy sauce was Pepsi and downing the whole thing
also trying to dub cork 7 on a shitty trampoline with no net. I didnt land it
Dec 2 2014 12:34AM
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GrahamGould
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We ran out of denny's screaming at 11:00 in the morning because we thought our waitress wanted to kill us
Dec 2 2014 12:44AM
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Miclovin
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goin on newschoolers
Dec 2 2014 1:51AM
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