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Recipe for a stinky fart

Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
Apr 18 2014 12:46AM

tell me a good recipe for a smelly fart.

1.gorgonzola

2.sriracha sauce

3.cabbage

4.little smokies

5.boiled eggs

also i feel anytime i get in a sleeping bag or put on fishing waders my farts get ten times worse.

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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Apr 18 2014 12:50AM

MAW FUCKIN PROOOOOTEEEIIIINNN AHHHHHHHH

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theabortionator
Posts: 51275 - Karma: 157,709
Apr 18 2014 12:50AM

Chug a gallon of milk

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Apr 18 2014 12:50AM

Taco bell

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
Apr 18 2014 1:02AM

go eat a steak, two protein bars, followed by two protein shakes

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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Apr 18 2014 1:04AM

I wish there was a way to upload smells to the internet. I'm convinced I'd beat anyone on NS in a fart off (pink names not included, your shit is on another level)

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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
Apr 18 2014 7:45AM

deff peanut butter oatmeal for me

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
Apr 18 2014 8:30AM

.Hugo.Taco bell

After tacobell breakfast my darts were room clearing. It was awesome

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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
Apr 18 2014 8:40AM

anythingn dairy.

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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
Apr 18 2014 2:28PM

-almonds

-peanuts

-apples

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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Apr 18 2014 2:41PM

I really think this might lead to someone dying if they were all done together.

gorgonzola alfredo pasta

beers

hot sausage w/ kraut

deviled eggs

anything taco bell

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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
Apr 18 2014 3:06PM

maybe tell some personal experiences.

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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
Apr 18 2014 3:11PM

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now thats what I'm talking about!

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Bateman
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Apr 18 2014 3:17PM

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ew, TMI.

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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Apr 18 2014 5:51PM

Cuttlefish and asparagus

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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
Apr 18 2014 6:09PM

On a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.

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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
Apr 18 2014 6:21PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Apr 18 2014 6:43PM

Cuttlefish and asparagus?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gwvc6VON2Y

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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
Apr 18 2014 7:22PM

ABdrummerOn a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.

because the shower is a relatively clean area, with good smelling soaps and shit. Once you bring in a terrible smell, like the polar opposite of the shower, it appears to smell much worse just due to the contrast.

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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Apr 18 2014 7:27PM

Just eat a lot of poop.

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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
Apr 18 2014 8:37PM

ABdrummerOn a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.

I think its a combination of several things. Higher temperature and humidity enhance your senses of smell and taste. Then the air is moving more, with all the convection and steam moving around, so it hits you faster. And then this is all happening in a fairly confined space

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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
Apr 18 2014 11:22PM

ABdrummerOn a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.

Heat energy excites molecules causing them to move through the air at a faster rate. Same principle as to why you can smell hot food more so than cold food.

To op question, for me its fucking shellfish and just seafood in general, gives me the most heinous gas. Also, baked beans, cabbage, really hoppy beers, junk food, list goes on..

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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
Apr 19 2014 5:45PM

Some of the ones that came to mind that borderline make me shart myself

-Sweet chili heat Doritos

-Clam chowder

-Hot Chili

-Taco Bell(of course)

-Sriracha sauce

-Baked beans

-Chili cheese bacon Poutine at Smokes Poutinerie.

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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Apr 19 2014 6:19PM

I usually poop in the morning and if I miss my chance, the rest of the day = powerful Nasty farts. Quite disgusting. I forget who said it but farting is like putting shit in your hand and blowing it on someone. Eek

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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
Apr 19 2014 6:35PM

proZachbecause the shower is a relatively clean area, with good smelling soaps and shit. Once you bring in a terrible smell, like the polar opposite of the shower, it appears to smell much worse just due to the contrast.

freestyle_kyleI think its a combination of several things. Higher temperature and humidity enhance your senses of smell and taste. Then the air is moving more, with all the convection and steam moving around, so it hits you faster. And then this is all happening in a fairly confined space

las.Heat energy excites molecules causing them to move through the air at a faster rate. Same principle as to why you can smell hot food more so than cold food.

To op question, for me its fucking shellfish and just seafood in general, gives me the most heinous gas. Also, baked beans, cabbage, really hoppy beers, junk food, list goes on..

All valid points, however I also feel the stench reaches my nose way fucking quicker in the shower. I guess the steam brings it up?

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Apr 19 2014 6:36PM

ABdrummerAll valid points, however I also feel the stench reaches my nose way fucking quicker in the shower. I guess the steam brings it up?

You're naked... it has no clothes to escape first

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doGelyst
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 508
Apr 19 2014 7:18PM

miller high life.

if you're of age of course.

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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Apr 19 2014 8:22PM

-wheat beer

-nacho cheese

-protein shakes

-sauerkraut

-milk

-Doritos

-chili

This will warm up your snow pants on the coldest of days

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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
Apr 19 2014 8:24PM

iv decided that bananas create the worst farts.

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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Apr 19 2014 9:40PM

Shower farts smelling probly have something to do with the humidity or the h2s interacting with the water to make a superfart

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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Apr 20 2014 12:13AM

Yup def protein without working out hard enough

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s-hand
Posts: 1334 - Karma: 1,800
Apr 20 2014 11:56AM

las.Heat energy excites molecules causing them to move through the air at a faster rate. Same principle as to why you can smell hot food more so than cold food.

heinous

This is the perfect word for gas haha

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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Apr 20 2014 12:39PM

pasta does it for me

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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
Apr 20 2014 10:35PM

steamed brocoli

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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Apr 21 2014 2:33PM

Hot wings and draft beer. Lots of both.

Just be careful in the morning, sometimes a fart isn't just a fart.

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