Rage: What are you doing?
Ian: I’m at Riddles
Rage: I’m eating Sunchips. What are you doing at Riddles?
Ian: Looking at bitches on Facebook.
Rage: Do you ever look at Riddle and say, “Riddle me this or whatever”? Why aren’t you flying?
Ian: It’s raining
Rage: Why isn’t it snowing? It’s Canada. You’re on speaker phone talk louder
Ian: Why am I on speaker? Oh I know why, you cock sucker.
Rage: How many Celsius’ is it in Edmonton?
Ian: I don’t know..like 9.
Rage; That’s like 48 degrees right? Is it true you have a crush on Sky’s sister?
Ian: Affirmative. And his girlfriend too.
Rage: How do you, well how do you know what to do b/w those two chicks?
Ian: You try both equally and judge which one is better.
Rage: How do you judge? Is that like their reply on Facebook or Myspace?
Ian: Facebook. Usually like Super-Poke. Girls usually don’t know what’s up.
Rage: Alright interviews done, see ya. What are you gonna do this weekend?
Ian: Get free skis at IF3, win them.
Rage: Which ones do you get? Including best female right?
Ian: Yes, that’s affirmative.
Rage: What else should we talk about?
Ian: We should wait and make an edit.
Rage: I’m never giving you footage. It costs money. You own a plane. If you give me your plane, I’ll give you your footage.
Rage: How did your season go last year?
Ian: Extreme. What’s the word? Extremely fun time. I landed in powder. I got 33rd in the US Open qualifiers.
Rage: Is that your best result for the year? I thought you landed a double cork 12 at WSI?
Rage: You came in second in a little old rail jam in Portland?
Ian: The only real comp is the US Open qualifier.
Rage: Is that what you’re putting all that money in next year?
Ian: Ya. All I care about is qualifiers.
Ian: Jeeezus, I’m so hungover right now. I’m laying in bed w/ Riddle right now.
Rage: Are most Canadian’s gay?
Ian: I dunno.
Rage: You should have started w/ “Riddle me this.”
Rage: I have a serious question for you. How’s it feel to always try progressive tricks and not get any shots?
Ian: It feels good until the kill. Indescribable.
Rage: Ok, well, do you feel that people see you as a gangster and don’t see the underlying love of Ian Cosco.
Ian: They don’t see the emotional side of Cosco.
Ian: What do you mean? Um….I wear baggy clothes and I ski. I talk like a thirteen year old girl. I’m a huge pimp.
Rage: No you’re not. Look how shy you are out alone at the bar.
Ian: I’m not that shy. I get belligerent and start yelling.
Rage: What’s your goal for next year?
Ian: Do well in a major comp. Closing segment for Rage Films. Do stuff in the backcountry that hasn’t been done.
Rage: Like take dumps and pick it up w/ your hands and make a snow cone out of it? You did that last year.
Rage: Do you think by winning a major comp, sponsors will come easier than the past?
Ian: Yes, most def.
Rage: Is that a problem w/ the industry?
Ian: Yes, I’m not a good competitor. Mike Riddle has proven you can win bank.
Rage: Any parting words? Any words of wisdom from a 20 year old Mexican?
Ian: Ummmmmmmmm. I’m trying to name my video blog. Chug Life?
Rage: That’s good.
Ian: First episode will be dropping the end of this month. Find it like around Newschoolers or iancostco.ca
Rage: Ok, so for the 10 kids that follow you, they’ll find it on your website?
Rage: See ya.
Ian: Hmmm k