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J_one
Posts: 18 - Karma: 15
How did burger king get dairy queen pregnant??


He didnt wrap his big whopper
Mar 12 2005 9:29PM
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J_one
Posts: 18 - Karma: 15
why isnt there a pilsberry dough girl????

yeast infection!!
Mar 12 2005 9:30PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
what did i say to you?


shut up, asshat.
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Harvιε


(dfp represent)
Mar 12 2005 9:30PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
whats the difference between a 20 year old person and a 50 year old person?

30 pounds



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 12 2005 9:32PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Why are cows always happy?

Because everyday is a field day!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 12 2005 11:13PM
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dimeboy
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 11
muffin a says to muffin b: woah its hot in hear
muffin B goes: WOW A TALKING MUFFIN!
*~*cCr*~*
Mar 12 2005 11:23PM
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kyle_w
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what do you call a lesbian with 2 girlfriends?

a bush hog



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Mar 12 2005 11:26PM
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kyle_w
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do you know anthing about real estate?

you give me 2 bricks and ill give you an acre.

(get it, an acher. smacked your dick in between the bricks)



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Mar 12 2005 11:28PM
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dimeboy
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 11
hah^ that was horrible

*~*cCr*~*
Mar 12 2005 11:30PM
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kyle_w
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^ i know. my dad comes up with these gay ass jokes (commonly referred to as 'jeff jokes') and i write them down on a little memo pad i keep laying around the house



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Mar 12 2005 11:33PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
what do osama bin laden and pantyhose have in common?


they both annoy bush.
Mar 12 2005 11:38PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
Mine is funny actually, a good one all around.

50 Cent's mom gave him a sweater for Christmas this year. Do you know what he said?


Gee, you knit? (say it outloud or you won't get it)

Hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Mar 12 2005 11:51PM
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9wardCrOniC
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
Why couldnt eminem get on the bus ?

He did have 50 cent
Mar 13 2005 1:15AM
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9wardCrOniC
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
What do you call cheese thats not yours?


NACHO cheese
Mar 13 2005 1:16AM
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9wardCrOniC
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
What does the gynocologist and the pizza boy have in common?

They can both smell it but cant taste it aaahaha

Mar 13 2005 1:17AM
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9wardCrOniC
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
Right so at a news conference a news reporter asks the polotician if he had a small dick because his secratary told the press he did. and the polotician says no actually she just has a big mouth
Mar 13 2005 1:22AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
whats the difference between a dead dog on the road, and a dead indian on the road?

the dog has skid marks in front of it.


machavok.com



Mar 13 2005 1:26AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^but that one's funny

what do you call 50 rabbits walking backwards

a receding hare line


why did captain hook cross the road

to get to the second hand store


why don't seaguls fly over the bay?

because then they'd be bagles.
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 13 2005 1:43AM
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SteezePatrol
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why did michael jackson go to walmart?
he heard that they had the childrens clothes half off

what does michael jackson and pimples have in common?
they both cum on your face when your 12


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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 13 2005 1:45AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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snowkristal thats awesome...i didnt get i was like wtf... then said it out loud real good
I like to play Guitar!
Mar 13 2005 11:16AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Knock Knock

Whos there

Snowball

Snowball who?

Trashcan.


Say it outloud or else you wont get it



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Mar 13 2005 12:12PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
did, and definetely don't get it.


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Mar 13 2005 2:06PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
chronic99. i don't get it either.

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Mar 13 2005 2:15PM
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Forum*
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what do micheal jackson, and macdonalds have incomon?

they both like to stick there meat between 5 year old buns.

its old, but i have a million of them
*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Mar 13 2005 2:48PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
whats black and white and red all over?

a wounded nun on a rampage.


-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

**Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

**I need only to look outside to see the proof of God existing. - myself in response to asac saying he doesn't need Math to know God doesn't exist.

similarity does not equal relationship
Mar 13 2005 2:57PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
What does snoop dogg use his umbrella for?

fo' drizzle


Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
Mar 13 2005 5:17PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
I got that from someone, but forgot, so credit them


Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
Mar 13 2005 5:17PM
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caro.dillon
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 21
phil says to bill 'ive gotta go jahova witness joke'
bill goes 'is it a knock knock joke?'


bitching
Mar 13 2005 5:45PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
a bear and a rabbit are are taking a dump in the woods, the bear says to the rabbit does shit stick to your fur?
the rabbit says yes, so the bear grabs him

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I really wonder about the mental abilities of people who have nothing better to do than swear at a computer program...-gregg
Mar 13 2005 6:14PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^ what the fuck!?
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
Mar 13 2005 7:17PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 13 2005 7:48PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hey I'm in your sig, awesome, but you spelt my name wrong...oh well

yo momma so fat..'insert anything' I hate those jokes
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
Mar 13 2005 7:51PM
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J_one
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what do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz???

Cheese wuz
Mar 13 2005 8:11PM
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NBCskier
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Whats the difference between unloading bowling balls from the back of a truck and unloading dead babys?

You can't use a pitchfork on a bowling ball





SGB

Mar 13 2005 8:43PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
^ haha thats great

whats blue and writhing on the floor?
a baby playing with a plastic bag!

whats the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?
ones white, made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with and the other is used to carry groceries!
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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
Mar 13 2005 9:57PM
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Anathema
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so this hooker was chatting it up with another hooker one night, and said 'hey baby, i think it's gonna be a good night... i smell lots of cock in the air'. the other hooker responded 'no... i just burped.'
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Harvιε


(dfp represent)
Mar 13 2005 10:09PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
hahahaha
thats golden


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 13 2005 10:13PM
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coofoo
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whats the difference between 50 cent and a spatula?


ones black and ones a spatula


Mar 13 2005 10:20PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
huh?

well here is 1 well actualy its more of a riddle

wat runs around a field but never moves
A FENCE


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 13 2005 10:23PM
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skiierman
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^ That reminds me...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans holding hands around a house?

A spicket fence.


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Mar 13 2005 10:24PM
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Anathema
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what do you call a paki with a wooden leg?

- shit on a stick


what do you call a paki with two wooden legs?

-a waste of lumber


what's the difference between a paki and a bucket of shit?

-the bucket

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!


-Harvιε

(dfp represent)
Mar 14 2005 12:16PM
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J_one
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what do you call a guy with no arms or no leg??
in water?

bob

on the floor?

matt

on the wall??

art

Mar 16 2005 11:36AM
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kyle_w
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what do you call a black guy who is mute, has no arms and no legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!!




holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new techn
Mar 16 2005 11:42AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
in a bush?

Bud

In a ditch?

Doug


-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

**Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

similarity does not equal relationship.
Mar 16 2005 11:43AM
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ottoponto
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There are two statues placed on the end of this known bridge in Tampere ( a finnish city). One day a fairy flies by and notices the two, a statue of a man and a statue of a woman. The fairy thinks those two need a day off and enchants them so they come alive.

Later that day the fairy decides to have a look at what the statues are doing. She hears this awfull noise from a bush near the bridge. "They're doing It, of course!" she thinks, but still goes to have a look: One statue is holding a pidgeon while the other shits on the bird. HAHAHAHAHA

Mar 16 2005 12:15PM
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ottoponto
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Was it this bad? Muhahabbhwaha.

Mar 16 2005 2:10PM
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powder_2_the_people
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knock knock

whos there

interupting cow

interruptingc..MOoOOOOOOOOOOOO

WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Mar 16 2005 2:12PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
wanna hear a joke?

your face







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-Steve Stepp

'Yo these Niggas is tight yo. I roll like this shit next year. You see me, I come up, Peter Olenick, BITCH.'-Macburt(skidynastar180)
Mar 16 2005 4:36PM
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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
bar cliff=cliff clavin some stupid thing i came up with one day i was high i think

Mar 16 2005 5:40PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lickalottapuss

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Mar 16 2005 6:54PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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In a bar, this french chick keeps raising her arm to ask for another drink. The bartender is sickened by the amount of hair under her arm. At one point the guy sitting next to the chick, who is just a little drunk, says to the bartender : "Bartender, give a drink to the ballerina from me". The french chick answers : "What are you talking about... I'm not a ballerina!" So then the drunk guy goes "Hey, any chick who can raise her leg THAT high..."

Perfectly fits in the 'dumb jokes' category. I don't know why I laughed a lot when I first heard it (well I know), but I'll never forget it.

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Mar 16 2005 10:03PM
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