Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Simon Goes XL

profile picture
eastvailhucker
Posts: 636 - Karma: 11
word is that Simon was towed in at 55mph and went at least 200ft on a 85ft table in Park City and he is fine.

yeah!!! boy. taking things to the next level

Mar 11 2005 1:22PM
0 0
profile picture
fakie_jibber
Posts: 341 - Karma: 10
very sceptical, unless I see footy of this, I'm still in heavy doubt
Mar 11 2005 1:28PM
0 0
profile picture
jensen
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 1,250
why wouldnt he hit a 200ft jump instead of overshooting a table by 115ft? but then again it is dumont so it may have happened.

~BDP 2004~
Mar 11 2005 1:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Markman
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 47
More NS rumors
Mar 11 2005 1:32PM
0 0
profile picture
espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
no one can survive an overshoot of 115 feet?? thats impossible ??
----------------------------------------
Check out the Handrails Cult!

----------------------------------------
- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier
Mar 11 2005 1:38PM
0 0
profile picture
pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
i dont beleive thats true, that would like hurt
Knitting its just so damn hot right now!
Mar 11 2005 1:40PM
0 0
profile picture
espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
like, i once read about a sowboarder who cam off 165 foot on a 85 footer.. and he were laying in koma for severeal weeks and where not expected to live.... apparently he woke up and is now a pr or sumthing..
----------------------------------------
Check out the Handrails Cult!

----------------------------------------
- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier
Mar 11 2005 1:43PM
0 0
profile picture
Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
bethel deuche bag

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispypart2.wmv
Mar 11 2005 1:57PM
0 0
profile picture
skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
ru u guys dumb, he would be dead

i rock the pow like none other
Mar 11 2005 2:21PM
0 0
profile picture
almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
nope, not true. you don't go away fine after an overshoot like that.


-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

similarity does not equal relationship
Mar 11 2005 2:31PM
0 0
profile picture
lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
yeh i saw that...not
go big or go home!
Mar 11 2005 2:48PM
0 0
profile picture
huckasaurus
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
D,

they doubt your knowledge...shame on them...will we see it in Freeskier next year..? Who shot the footage...?
Mar 11 2005 3:04PM
0 0
profile picture
wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
id like to see some pics or video of this!







West is Best.
Mar 11 2005 3:05PM
0 0
profile picture
r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10
Did he transfer to another table? Or did he just overshoot and land on the flat over 100 feet past the jump at 50+ mph, because if it wasn't a gap then I'm with the other people in calling bullshit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~



LIL jons music about punk ass bitches that need to get out of the club is a metaphor for something deeper inside of us - atlantaski
Mar 11 2005 3:09PM
0 0
profile picture
down-kink-down
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
You know one time I got towed at like 120mph and I over shot a 20 ft gap by like 380ft.
but I got up and walked away from that.
I was only like 60 feet in the air.
I think this could totaly happen.

Mine is a little more exatrated but man that is not possible.
Mar 11 2005 3:09PM
0 0
profile picture
KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
thats such bullshit theres no way hed be 'ok' about that
SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.

N-UNIT IN THE HOUSEE, BADD NEWS
Mar 11 2005 3:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
there coulda been a steep slope after the jump. but i still dont see how 55mph can get your 200 feet. lip had to have been at a perfect 60 degree angle and you had to have popped like a mother fucker





XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx



i have nothing to say



XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

Mar 11 2005 3:31PM
0 0
profile picture
hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
i dont think simon is that dumb



Want a free ipod, click here
If you have any questions on how this works, send me a message or email me
Mar 11 2005 3:33PM
0 0
profile picture
skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
on the front page of ns when they were talking about tanner halls crash.. he was getting towed in at 55 into a big ass kicker on chads gap and he came up slightly short and that gap is only 115



___________________________

'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
Mar 11 2005 4:36PM
0 0
profile picture
eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
he probably overshot it a lot but not by 115 feet u would die
_______________________________________

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$


Mar 11 2005 4:39PM
0 0
profile picture
dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
simon is in france
Mar 11 2005 4:44PM
0 0
profile picture
nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
^owned


Stay Classy Newschoolers
Mar 11 2005 4:47PM
0 0
profile picture
nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
^by him


Stay Classy Newschoolers
Mar 11 2005 4:48PM
0 0
profile picture
nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
well him^^^

ah fuck it


Stay Classy Newschoolers
Mar 11 2005 4:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
hahahaha what u said makes no sence over shoot a 80ft table by 115ft. He went a totoal of 200ft of a hit in the PC Park.. hahahahah your fucked up dude, get a new brain you idoit, that might have been the stupidest thing i have ever heard.


Dragon's Layer Member
Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs
Make Turns, Not War
Bomb Hills, Not People
Member #259
Mar 11 2005 4:53PM
0 0
profile picture
ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ya he just showed u, nice try wit the rumor tho but next time make it a little more believable like 100 or 125 ft instead
_______________________________________

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

www.levelgloves.com
Mar 11 2005 4:54PM
0 0
profile picture
ODS
Posts: 75 - Karma: 294
Stop the rumors. Although funny they don't help anyone. I was not there but Simon did over shoot a jump at Park City and was knocked out, he was taken to the hospital to be checked out. This info is reliable.
Mar 11 2005 4:55PM
0 0
profile picture
824person
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
dumont knocked his ass out he was out for like a minute then regained concussiousness but definatly worked
Mar 11 2005 5:07PM
0 0
profile picture
ECM
Posts: 4614 - Karma: 101
heres more reliable info. simon obvershot a jump by about 80 feet and did pretty much the same thing that wilson did on his injury. simon ruptured his spleen an is a hospital in the intensive care unit. simon was in parkcity for a photoshoot
----------------------------------------











EastCoastAlliance

Wachusett Mountain
Mar 11 2005 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
it was on the backside of Park City from what I heard, they built some gap over some old mining shit.

estimated total distance of flight was like 200 feet.

first Tanner, now Simon.

Jon, run and hide.










Mar 11 2005 5:13PM
0 0
profile picture
LineKilla142
Posts: 2271 - Karma: 8
it was for a photoshoot, they mihgt remove his spleen
*******************
Wachusett Crew
EastCoastAlliance
Mar 11 2005 5:16PM
0 0
profile picture
bdskier
Posts: 932 - Karma: 14
Yeah, overshooting is nasty, I overshoot a couple weeks ago and was knocked unconscious.
Mar 11 2005 5:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Simon is out for 6-8 weeks, fractured pelvis. Sounds like he got off lucky to me.










Mar 11 2005 5:22PM
0 0
profile picture
rossihotti
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
for real?
Mar 11 2005 5:28PM
0 0
profile picture
rodenski5
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
How the hell do you overshoot a jump by 80-100 feet? Maybe its time these photographers start employing some physicists if they are that far off...An 80ft gap over old mining stuff does sounds pretty sick though...
Mar 11 2005 5:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
200 feet on an 80 footer... sounds like something pierre would do


We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 11 2005 5:36PM
0 0
profile picture
skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You can easily overshoot a jump that far depending on how well the lip is built. I'll find out tomorrow if it is true or not. One of our teachers is good friends with his family so she will know.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 11 2005 5:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
^its true trust me


We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 11 2005 5:41PM
0 0
profile picture
huckasaurus
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
The thread starter works for Freeskier, I'm sure he had a crdible source or he wouldn't have posted something...there has to be some truth here...
Mar 11 2005 5:43PM
0 0
profile picture
rossihotti
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
naw it def. is true
Mar 11 2005 5:44PM
0 0
profile picture
timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
maybe ns could get on the ball and post it on the frontpage before freeskier
__________________

'this one goes out to the kids in the trees'-braddigan

logicheadware.com
Mar 11 2005 5:48PM
0 0
profile picture
freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
wicked madness

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
Mar 11 2005 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
he over shot an 85 footer for 115 feet i think...not for an extra 115...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
Mar 11 2005 7:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Adrenaline
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 552
the takeoff is next to the bonanza lift maze and landing is down by the old mine building. 80-90 foot gap. he overshot with from what I was told less than 20 feet left until flat, which is huge.


Just Huck It.
Mar 11 2005 7:08PM
0 0
profile picture
a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
jibtech is for real.
Mar 11 2005 7:17PM
0 0
profile picture
Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
liarns and rumor starters
i like girls
Mar 11 2005 7:19PM
0 0
profile picture
..Phatpat..
Posts: 1528 - Karma: 11
even if he was going 55 mph, he wouldent be stupid enough to go off the 85, hes a pro, im sure he would be able to judge his speed and know how far he was going to travel

+do the math, 55 mph, traveling 200 feet, that must have been one HUGE lip

Just because your hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do porn...
Mar 11 2005 7:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
^ you're a dumbass, it happened


We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 11 2005 7:28PM
0 0
profile picture
timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
yea shit happens retard
__________________

'this one goes out to the kids in the trees'-braddigan

logicheadware.com
Mar 11 2005 7:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Adrenaline
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 552
from what i hear both him and jon were pretty weary about giving it a go for a long while.
Just Huck It.
Mar 11 2005 7:54PM
0 0
profile picture
eljefe
Posts: 914 - Karma: 465
I saw the gap prior to it being finished...the landing was steep enough that an overshoot of that magnitude was definately possible.

Also, to whoever said that they TOWED tanner into chads....are you serious??? where in hell did you here that bs?
Mar 11 2005 8:49PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)