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You are given an Unlimited supply of something...

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Lé.Skiing
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What would it be? The next user gets to set the condition?

E.g.
user 1: Jalapenos

user 2: Can only be used as dildos.

Tigers
and so on...


I'll start:

unlimited bacon.
Aug 8 2014 4:19PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
LE.Skiingwere all on how to catch a predator.


Calamari


it's expired

call of duty
Aug 23 2014 7:52AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
.FRY.it's expired

call of duty


Duty that's called

unicorns
Aug 23 2014 10:11AM
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profa_212
Posts: 8672 - Karma: 32,947
GrizzlyBurrDuty that's called

unicorns


Their horns are dildos, and they want your body.

Blankets
Aug 23 2014 2:18PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
Profahoben_212Their horns are dildos, and they want your body.

Blankets


they aren't warm

shrooms
Aug 23 2014 7:16PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
.FRY.they aren't warm

shrooms


Your body doesn't accept them.

Free time
Aug 23 2014 9:21PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
ABallsYour body doesn't accept them.

Free time


Goes to the mountains

nudey mags
Aug 24 2014 12:04PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
GrizzlyBurrGoes to the mountains

nudey mags


Magazines only have people over the age of 70.

Diarrhea.
Aug 24 2014 9:23PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
CalebTheKillianMagazines only have people over the age of 70.

Diarrhea.


doesn't taste good with ketchup

rubber ball sacks
Aug 24 2014 9:26PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
.FRY.doesn't taste good with ketchup

rubber ball sacks


Testacles sold separately

Blueberries
Aug 24 2014 9:32PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
ABallsTestacles sold separately

Blueberries


another name for little blue balls

green card
Aug 25 2014 9:53AM
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DoctorNitrogen
Posts: 37 - Karma: 19
LE.SkiingForgot to add:

Cheesecake.


Mixed with bath salts and frozen, and used as a suppository.





Also bike seats
Aug 25 2014 3:16PM
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Sno.
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but she never stops singing "last friday night"


snakes
Aug 25 2014 3:37PM
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Newschoolers55
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snobunnybut she never stops singing "last friday night"


snakes


You can only stuck them on your ass

Fuel
Aug 25 2014 3:48PM
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georgen12
Posts: 363 - Karma: 2,759
its only available in matches

movies
Aug 25 2014 7:08PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
veetuzkaYou can only stuck them on your ass

Fuel


Everytime you use the fuel you start it on fire

Bindings
Aug 25 2014 7:10PM
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georgen12
Posts: 363 - Karma: 2,759
CalebTheKillianEverytime you use the fuel you start it on fire

Bindings


dins on 1
Aug 25 2014 7:13PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Adam Delorme edits
Aug 26 2014 9:08AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
veetuzkaAdam Delorme edits


You have no eyes or ears.


cocaine
Aug 26 2014 9:25AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Barefootin_FiendYou have no eyes or ears.


cocaine


makes me a super saiyan

fiats
Aug 26 2014 12:49PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
GrizzlyBurrmakes me a super saiyan

fiats


But they have no engine and you have to power them by foot like the flintstones








unlimited health
Aug 26 2014 1:18PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Phil-X-unlimited health


you're body is that of a 115 year old man.

spider monkeys
Aug 26 2014 2:11PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Barefootin_Fiendyou're body is that of a 115 year old man.

spider monkeys


they're actually a spider/monkey hybrid.

toy helicopters that squirt water
Aug 26 2014 2:15PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Elgthey're actually a spider/monkey hybrid.

toy helicopters that squirt water


It is boiling water

Bibles
Aug 26 2014 2:20PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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TheJesusManIt is boiling water

Bibles


the TRUTH

tap dancers
Aug 26 2014 5:00PM
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Phil-X-
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GrizzlyBurrthe TRUTH

tap dancers


They only tap dance if your eyes are bleeding


worms
Aug 26 2014 5:24PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,855
Phil-X-They only tap dance if your eyes are bleeding


worms


you can't find them in you apple

yoskis
Aug 26 2014 6:02PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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.FRY.you can't find them in you apple

yoskis


Eats poop.

poop eaters.
Aug 26 2014 9:15PM
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
GrizzlyBurrEats poop.

poop eaters.


can only be yoski
Aug 26 2014 9:24PM
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Finkle
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Bitch.

Roofies.
Aug 27 2014 12:00AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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FinkleBitch.

Roofies.


prefer floories

coffee
Aug 27 2014 7:38AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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GrizzlyBurrprefer floories

coffee


it's burnt.

aids babies.
Aug 27 2014 9:21AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Barefootin_Fiendit's burnt.

aids babies.


Mary Jane cures aids

headphone shortages
Aug 27 2014 10:26AM
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Newschoolers55
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Waking this thread up.

Pencils
Sep 1 2014 4:10PM
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APunx176
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veetuzkaWaking this thread up.

Pencils


you can't write with any of them

Talent
Sep 1 2014 4:18PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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CalebTheKillianyou can't write with any of them

Talent


You have none.

clouds
Sep 1 2014 10:00PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13938 - Karma: 48,504
GrizzlyBurrYou have none.

clouds


All rain, no snow.


Southern comfort
Sep 1 2014 11:53PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
MinggAll rain, no snow.


Southern comfort


You develop an accent that makes you annoying as shit.

Pencils with no erasers.
Sep 2 2014 12:04AM
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backseat.bandit
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*DUMBCAN*Every junkie in America knows you have it and where you live.

Cool ski brand stickers


Only stick to skin.




New socks
Sep 2 2014 12:20AM
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APunx176
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backseat.banditOnly stick to skin.




New socks


Socks are made of acid which dissolves your feet

Lamps
Sep 2 2014 12:46AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
no.me.gustaYou develop an accent that makes you annoying as shit.

Pencils with no erasers.


Pretty much a pen

Sir Issac Newton
Sep 2 2014 8:50AM
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bleevus
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GrizzlyBurrPretty much a pen

Sir Issac Newton


He's still in a grave

Calculators
Sep 2 2014 10:30AM
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Mingg
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levi.He's still in a grave

Calculators


All solar powered and it's always dark


Skate decks
Sep 2 2014 10:35AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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MinggAll solar powered and it's always dark


Skate decks


Snap when fat people try to skate

Sharks
Sep 2 2014 10:39AM
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Newschoolers55
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GrizzlyBurrSnap when fat people try to skate

Sharks


They van ku walk on kans

Cookies
Sep 2 2014 11:56AM
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Newschoolers55
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veetuzkaThey van ku walk on kans

Cookies


They can walk on water
Sep 2 2014 11:57AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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veetuzkaThey van ku walk on kans

Cookies


Are really good when their "special"

Nikelback
Sep 2 2014 1:20PM
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act.resist
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GrizzlyBurrAre really good when their "special"

Nikelback


but all of your music playing devices are broken.


orange soda
Sep 2 2014 1:44PM
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Newschoolers55
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butterslut.but all of your music playing devices are broken.


orange soda


Cant be used as hangover drink

Butter
Sep 2 2014 3:34PM
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bleevus
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veetuzkaCant be used as hangover drink

Butter


Can't be used for skiing

Margarine
Sep 2 2014 4:07PM
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