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Extinction of Snowboarding

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Jeebus.
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Scientists say that all snowboarders will be deceased by the year 2035, most will pass with critical wrist injuries, and ski pole impalements. Is this good news? Will the world be better without those knuckledragging Neanderthals? Discuss
May 12 2014 4:12PM
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Blurst
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Maybe we should ask jeebus.
May 12 2014 4:24PM
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Miomo
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Shaun White can't die. He has no soul.
May 12 2014 4:40PM
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Lil_Beefy
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MiomoShaun White can't die. He has no soul.

this thread has gone beautifully
May 12 2014 4:46PM
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flurry*
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Whats a snowboard
May 12 2014 5:43PM
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milk_man
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angusbeefthis thread has gone beautifully


Definitely too early to say that
May 12 2014 5:48PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
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milk_manDefinitely too early to say that


I mean we could just end it now. It's pretty much only downhill from there.
May 12 2014 5:55PM
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Atomika09
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Snowboard.. is that a swearword?
May 12 2014 5:55PM
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jabroni.
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surfbort?
May 12 2014 6:37PM
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[BoatsNHoes]
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whats a snowroad?
May 12 2014 7:26PM
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Dode
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Snuboredz? Wat arE thoze? Iz it an unicoarn?
May 12 2014 11:39PM
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S.J.W
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This belongs in snowboard gabber
May 12 2014 11:41PM
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infedel_one
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slide to hell and die
May 13 2014 12:56AM
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steezyclezy
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Snowboarders like skiers have adaptations to their environment in the form of 'tricks.' Snowboarders have two tricks; landing on their face and landing on their arse. Skiers have many more tricks. Through natural selection, snowboarders will not survive due to their lack of tricks and will therefore become extict. This is expected to occur within the next 10-20 years,but hopefully sooner.
May 13 2014 2:14AM
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