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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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Jul 1 2013 4:20AM
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esotericjive
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dabbed out
May 31 2014 7:03PM
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YourMomsCouch
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whats happening to me i actually wrote this
you know how when stars explode they make like new galaxies and our planets and stars well what if humans did that and like when they explode they make other humans because imagine 911 like all those people would make like a lot of new people like to the point wear more people were alive than dead what if that was the only way to repopulate the earth (like exploding) and every year there had to be like a random death attack just to make sure the plant didnt over populate lie it would be like the hunger games or some shit im so happy this is great i cred when i dropped my chips
Jun 1 2014 1:15AM
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.Rybak.
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YourMomsCouchwhats happening to me i actually wrote this
you know how when stars explode they make like new galaxies and our planets and stars well what if humans did that and like when they explode they make other humans because imagine 911 like all those people would make like a lot of new people like to the point wear more people were alive than dead what if that was the only way to repopulate the earth (like exploding) and every year there had to be like a random death attack just to make sure the plant didnt over populate lie it would be like the hunger games or some shit im so happy this is great i cred when i dropped my chips

You're a turbo nerd.
Jun 1 2014 1:18AM
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.Rybak.
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esotericjiveThis thread really took off...




For all the 13 year old stoners...
For everyone else, you laugh, you lose.


Lost it at "What the fuck does that even mean?"
Jun 13 2014 8:15PM
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Skibumsmith
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Man when are they gonna make a ski movie with dark side of the moon as the soundtrack?
Jul 2 2014 2:02AM
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-WZ-
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Happy canada day u fucks
Jul 2 2014 2:48AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Dabs i do em



em od i sdab


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Jul 2 2014 2:50AM
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.FRY.
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OOHHH yeAH dude! SMOKe THAt SHIT bro!!
Jul 2 2014 10:50AM
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Z-PAULY.
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Planning on doing some shrooms on the 4th of july. any advice/personal stories? would it be a bad idea to blaze and do the shrooms? are the effects different? i heard shrooms alone things are more just vivid and stuff but if you blaze also theres a high chance of hallucinating a lot.. fact or nah?
Jul 2 2014 8:56PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Z-PAULY.Planning on doing some shrooms on the 4th of july. any advice/personal stories? would it be a bad idea to blaze and do the shrooms? are the effects different? i heard shrooms alone things are more just vivid and stuff but if you blaze also theres a high chance of hallucinating a lot.. fact or nah?


How comfortable are you with smoking weed/tripping? If you are at the point where you aren't a noob and you don't "trip" from getin stoned but rather you are more relaxed and open about things, definitely smoke a bowl or two right after you eat the shrooms. Really helps me relax and focus my trip and have a positive experience.
Jul 3 2014 5:21AM
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.frenchy
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been a while since i've been in de land of jah
Jul 5 2014 4:54PM
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.Rybak.
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.frenchybeen a while since i've been in de land of jah


Jah mon blase.

My house smells super good right now. Someone os cooking something and it smells delicious.
Chyll
Jul 6 2014 12:03PM
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.frenchy
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now that i got nuggets again, (took a HUGE break from smoking...)

Does anyone ever smoke before they work out? Does it help? I've always wanted to try, i'll be benching mostly BTW
Jul 6 2014 3:05PM
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Jeebus.
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.frenchynow that i got nuggets again, (took a HUGE break from smoking...)

Does anyone ever smoke before they work out? Does it help? I've always wanted to try, i'll be benching mostly BTW


I take 3 or 4 dabs every morning before i go climb lift whatever that shit puts me in the zone.
Jul 6 2014 3:31PM
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Jeebus.
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Good to see even these days all the homeschool kids still run track… never got why that was, track sucks..
Jul 6 2014 7:36PM
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hippy.
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If this thread is turning into stuff we have done high then I'll join in..I woke up at a friends house and we smoked the rest of an eighth that we had from the night before and my mom texts me "get home now we gotta go ASAP!" i text back "go where? i just woke up at Jacobs" she texts back "12:00 church service needs an alter boy so i agreed to you going and serving" (back in 7th grade i signed up to learn to be an alter boy to get out of class and only did it once or twice 4 years ago) so I head to 12:00 mass and I'm baked. and previously stated i don't even know how to be an alter boy. I fucked the whole service up by dropping the cross when walking up to the alter. Safe to say they never asked me to serve again. I have lots of stories so I'm ready to tell more if needed.

TL;DR: Got baked, forgot how to alter boy, dropped cross.
Jul 7 2014 11:51AM
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.frenchy
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im high haha

and swole as shit


DYEL
Jul 9 2014 12:40AM
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gatley-o9mil.
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Guys just think of how fucking weird everything is, like just think about it
Jul 9 2014 1:15AM
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.frenchy
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gatley-o9mil.Guys just think of how fucking weird everything is, like just think about it


hahahahahahahahah i read this then looked at a bottle of hand sanitizer and you're actually 10000% right hahahhaa. who designed the bottle to look like that?
Jul 9 2014 1:16AM
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5m0k3we3d
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I'm out of bud, fucking Western NY weed

Drunk though

Sup bitches, 2 nights in a row dreaming about skiing
Jul 9 2014 1:19AM
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-MK-
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My shit come from mehico
Jul 9 2014 1:53AM
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hippy.
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5m0k3we3dI'm out of bud, fucking Western NY weed

Drunk though

Sup bitches, 2 nights in a row dreaming about skiing

You know you haven't smoked in a while when you can finally dream again
Jul 9 2014 12:38PM
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iSmokeweed
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blue cheese. a great dressing as well as a fantastic strain.
Jul 9 2014 12:39PM
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Bodhisattva_
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-MK-My shit come from mehico


I'm sorry
Jul 9 2014 12:55PM
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Zimmerman
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hippy.You know you haven't smoked in a while when you can finally dream again


I smoke just about every day and I have very vivid dreams most nights.
Jul 9 2014 2:15PM
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hippy.
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ZimmermanI smoke just about every day and I have very vivid dreams most nights.

for me I can't dream if I've smoked within the past 24 hours
Jul 9 2014 2:22PM
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Bodhisattva_
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ZimmermanI smoke just about every day and I have very vivid dreams most nights.


hippy.for me I can't dream if I've smoked within the past 24 hours


You still dream, it just becomes really difficult to remember your dreams.


I can always tell my tolerance is lowered when I start recalling my dreams again. Only takes a coupe days of not smoking.
Jul 9 2014 3:03PM
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hippy.
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Thizzle.You still dream, it just becomes really difficult to remember your dreams.


I can always tell my tolerance is lowered when I start recalling my dreams again. Only takes a coupe days of not smoking.

you just blew my mind that makes sense let me rephrase myself "you know you havent smoked in a while when you can recall your dreams"*
Jul 9 2014 3:12PM
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ANDR01D
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Tomorrow is going to be a fun day. I know Thizzle agrees haha.
Jul 9 2014 8:12PM
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bakedpow
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my friends were the first to buy legal pot in washington up in bham. spent 20 bucks a gram. pretty good bud. i guess thats kinda cool. other than the price tag
Jul 9 2014 9:54PM
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d00d
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Every time playing skate 3 I seem to discover new spots. Game seems to never end...
Jul 9 2014 11:44PM
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.frenchy
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Hey does anyone in this thread call those stink bug things :


wood ticks ? ? ?



plz reply
Jul 10 2014 1:51AM
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RichieSimpkins
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.frenchyHey does anyone in this thread call those stink bug things :


wood ticks ? ? ?



plz reply


wood ticks are friggin dickered, you gotta stomp em right in the friggin cabbage m8
Jul 10 2014 1:55AM
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.Rybak.
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.frenchyHey does anyone in this thread call those stink bug things :


wood ticks ? ? ?



plz reply




like these? if so, yes. Why? because that's what they are. Wood ticks.
Jul 10 2014 2:13AM
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.frenchy
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nah man im talkin about this frikin dickered wood ticks theyre everywhere !




look at that thing
Jul 10 2014 2:14AM
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mattytru
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i took a ramble through the woods a couple days ago and pulled SIX, count em, SIX ticks off my body and clothing. central mass checkin in

good adventure though
Jul 10 2014 2:38AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Couldn't find the "I'm high on hard drugs" thread so I settled for this.


I fucking love acid.
Jul 10 2014 5:02AM
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Balto
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>impatiently waiting for the post to deliver my enail today
Jul 10 2014 9:31AM
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iSmokeweed
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.frenchynah man im talkin about this frikin dickered wood ticks theyre everywhere !




look at that thing


thats just a stink bug.
Jul 10 2014 12:06PM
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.frenchy
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iSmokeweedthats just a stink bug.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCzhHreO1A4

13:24 is why I said that lol.
Jul 10 2014 12:20PM
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iSmokeweed
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.frenchyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCzhHreO1A4

13:24 is why I said that lol.



hahah i see, well dont worry about those bugs, just dont smoosh them
Jul 10 2014 1:06PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Dr._Alan_GrantTomorrow is going to be a fun day. I know Thizzle agrees haha.


7/10 sahn #globlife #dabbersdaily #dabsnakes #getstoned

Balto>impatiently waiting for the post to deliver my enail today



RIGHT ON TIME FOR GLOB DAY
Jul 10 2014 6:03PM
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.Rybak.
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this balloon is so tits.

tru stori.
Jul 11 2014 9:09PM
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.squirrely.
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SkibumsmithMan when are they gonna make a ski movie with dark side of the moon as the soundtrack?


dood! thought about this many a time

speak to me- intro filler shit
breathe- DEEP surfy pow segment
on the run- more artsy filler/ bc booters
time- urban
great gig- backcountry
money- superpark
us and them- moar urban
any color you like- big mtn
brain damage- chads gap sesh
eclipse- general stoke and happiness

i will direct the film
skibumsmith will provide the budget
Jul 11 2014 11:32PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Z-PAULY.Planning on doing some shrooms on the 4th of july. any advice/personal stories? would it be a bad idea to blaze and do the shrooms? are the effects different? i heard shrooms alone things are more just vivid and stuff but if you blaze also theres a high chance of hallucinating a lot.. fact or nah?


Not true. Smoking a couple bowls on the come up is a great way to ease in to the trip, and will help you relax if you are nervous at all. And there is a lot more to shrooms than the visuals, I'd say shrooms are like 10% visual and 90% about the mind trip and vibing out. Throw on some Floyd, or other flowy chill music and smoke a couple bowls and enjoy the trip. F
Jul 12 2014 2:43AM
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.Rybak.
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Z-PAULY.Planning on doing some shrooms on the 4th of july. any advice/personal stories? would it be a bad idea to blaze and do the shrooms? are the effects different? i heard shrooms alone things are more just vivid and stuff but if you blaze also theres a high chance of hallucinating a lot.. fact or nah?


Thizzle.How comfortable are you with smoking weed/tripping? If you are at the point where you aren't a noob and you don't "trip" from getin stoned but rather you are more relaxed and open about things, definitely smoke a bowl or two right after you eat the shrooms. Really helps me relax and focus my trip and have a positive experience.


Thizzle.Not true. Smoking a couple bowls on the come up is a great way to ease in to the trip, and will help you relax if you are nervous at all. And there is a lot more to shrooms than the visuals, I'd say shrooms are like 10% visual and 90% about the mind trip and vibing out. Throw on some Floyd, or other flowy chill music and smoke a couple bowls and enjoy the trip. F


Bruh you already answered that.
Jul 12 2014 9:00AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Hahahaha how high I was at 1 AM last night should be evident
Jul 12 2014 9:48AM
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.Rybak.
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Anyone hear gods reighns by ab-soul?

So damn good

http://open.spotify.com/track/5t7eJpydt3In1gW1HtBXjP
Jul 13 2014 2:49PM
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.Rybak.
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Benson.


HAHAHHAHAH
jesus
Jul 13 2014 3:15PM
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