In all seriousness getting froendzoned blows sooooooo much and it probably isn't your fault. Even though people will tell you it is. It fucking sucks so hard. Keep our head up OP. It isn't the end of the world. Even though it probably feels like it.
The ski bums Code to Succesfull liveing:
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
I'd prefer ON3P to be a strictly "Gypsy only" company thank you.-Ginko