I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"
I'll start with a couple
"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My
belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I
decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I
begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some
bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes
just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my
sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before
realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my
microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH.
"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely
gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and
in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really
paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new
curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason,
so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street
FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us
out here after hours??
And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"