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How do I get blood out of sheets?

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PlaygroundRapist
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Oke everyone I have a bit of a problem,

Last night I got one with a girl, we went to my parents home, because that was closer and they weren't home.

Instead of being wise and going to the guest bedroom or my old room we went for their big as bed.
We were drunk and she said she was on her period, so we didn't care.
It got a bit bloody, so we took a shower together, proceeded to have shower sex (doesn't work when you are drunk) and sleep.


I totally forgot about her spilling blood all over the silk sheets because I was so drunk..
I just discovered a massive massive blood stain, that has become al hard and crusty.

Now how do i get period blood out of my silk sheets, my parents come home tomorrow and my mom is OCD so I can't just throw it out.

Help me please?
Jun 29 2012 6:53PM
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Lansfield
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Wtf first
Jun 29 2012 6:54PM
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1337
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and here

we


go!
Jun 29 2012 6:55PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

hydrogen peroxide

Jun 29 2012 6:56PM
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Masta_Baka
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what color are your sheets?
Jun 29 2012 6:56PM
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Laurent.
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Start sucking bro.


And i'm not even joking,
Saliva is full of enzymes that are designed to break down starches, sugars, fats, and other organic matter–many of which are found in blood.


It works.
Jun 29 2012 6:56PM
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daannnnieel
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I know you're trolling, but still.
Jun 29 2012 6:57PM
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Yeezy
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a mixture of 1/3 semen 1/3 shit and 1/3 urine always does the trick.

a word of advice though...

...when the red river flows...

......take the dirt road
Jun 29 2012 6:57PM
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Yeezy
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a mixture of 1/3 semen 1/3 shit and 1/3 urine always does the trick.

a word of advice though...

...when the red river flows...

......take the dirt road
Jun 29 2012 6:57PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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This weird yellow/goldish color.
Jun 29 2012 6:59PM
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Miomo
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I knew what I was getting into when I clicked on this thread...
Jun 29 2012 7:00PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Oh god...is this the only way?

I don't even think i produce enough saliva.
Jun 29 2012 7:00PM
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dprice21
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haha. can't wait to hear how this turns out.
Jun 29 2012 7:00PM
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Sno.
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why don't you just go out and buy new ones, or order them with priority overnight shipping.
Jun 29 2012 7:01PM
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Sno.
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also pics of said sheets
Jun 29 2012 7:01PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
She bought them in Italy a couple of years back, I doubt I will find them here in Belgium.

And she is massive OCD when it comes to clothes and bed linnen, she would instantly notice.
Jun 29 2012 7:02PM
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penguin_steeze
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Don't be retarded go buy new sheets at Walmart or some bullshit
Jun 29 2012 7:02PM
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rareison
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Fire
Jun 29 2012 7:03PM
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Sno.
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inb4 she would notice because her sheets cost 20k
Jun 29 2012 7:04PM
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DirtYStylE
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Jun 29 2012 7:06PM
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Miomo
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There must be a lot of women in their late forties for there to be a market in selling $20,000 bed-sheets.
Jun 29 2012 7:07PM
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Bar_Down
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Just explain to her what happened, who gives a fuck.
Jun 29 2012 7:07PM
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Amadeus.
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We need pictures to make a proper diagnosis.
Jun 29 2012 7:07PM
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[hamnuts]
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emergency dry cleaning
Jun 29 2012 7:12PM
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snowfinder
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i really dont want to know how you know that. i have a feeling it is gross.
Jun 29 2012 7:15PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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This. Best shot you got. Or just make up some shit about vampires or some shit.
Jun 29 2012 7:16PM
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45.
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Stab yourself in the lower abdomen.

Say you passed out on their bed after being shanked at the bar last night, you were lucky to survive and have since proceeded to have the wound stitched up. However, you cannot seem to get all of the blood out of the sheets.
Jun 29 2012 7:21PM
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[hamnuts]
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I used to get chronic nosebleeds. So yeah, pretty gross.
Jun 29 2012 7:23PM
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CliffyByro
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i thought you'd gone for good...
Jun 29 2012 7:24PM
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whoa-dere
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Fuck on it again, this time with a guy to counter the manliness of doing a girl on her period. That will get rid of the blood
Jun 29 2012 7:25PM
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TheDers
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one why would you fuck a girl on her period. two there is no way out for you just sack up and tell your parents. live and learn my man best of luck cuz that talk is gunna be awkward
Jun 29 2012 7:29PM
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soulskier
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new sheets?
Jun 29 2012 7:35PM
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Rachy
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Vinegar!



I wonder how many more threads I'll be able to use that as the answer...
Jun 29 2012 7:36PM
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thenightman
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I don't care if I'm "shit the bed and throw up on a parrot drunk," I would/could never fuck a girl on her period.

Jun 29 2012 7:59PM
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Rachy
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Never been in a relationship eh?


Jun 29 2012 8:09PM
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thenightman
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I have had previous relationships and I currently am in one, and when that time of the month comes around it's al bj's all the time. And it's awesome.
Jun 29 2012 8:14PM
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Backyard.Skier
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move out.
Jun 29 2012 8:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you know how i know you're 15?

and to the OP - Peroxide, dude. Soak the stained part in peroxide and water. i bled ALL OVER a brand new dress shirt. soaked it in peroxide and water and it got EVER last drop of it out. it was a white shirt, too.

for real, peroxide works great.
Jun 29 2012 8:16PM
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LoathesRaisins
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You should meet anal guy a few threads over.
Jun 29 2012 8:18PM
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accualyisdolan
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ive gotten bloodstains out before by just washing. wasnt silk tho so idk.

IDEA
1. get a 10 pack of 3ml syringes from pharmacy
2. put stained sheet in a bowl
3. draw 30 ml of ur blood
4 dilute the blood with 30 ml water
5 pour on sheets and mix it in the bowl
6 allow to dry so you get a uniform stain on the whole sheet to match period blood stain.
7 wash it to get as much stain out as possible
8 profit?



Jun 29 2012 8:19PM
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k-rob
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lol what the hell
Jun 29 2012 8:22PM
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Sno.
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this
Jun 29 2012 8:30PM
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accualyisdolan
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this could work actually
Jun 29 2012 8:35PM
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NSwidow
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Uh, that's what you get for having sex with a girl who is ready to fuck in your parents bed, on her rags.

Set yourself higher standards. Then you can get up in the morning and do something productive, not have to clean her vaginal messiness of your parents sheets.
Jun 29 2012 8:38PM
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Sno.
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roses are red

and so are his sheets

pretend to be stabbed

accualy is dolan

Jun 29 2012 9:05PM
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Cotter
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i laughed
Jun 29 2012 9:09PM
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pbandj
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oh lighten up ya prude. pretty much everyone of legal drinking age has been there at some point or another.
Jun 29 2012 9:10PM
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Rachy
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you're still quite young. I was disgusted by it as well at one point.

Once you hit about 23, period sex becomes an entirely acceptable thing to do.
Jun 29 2012 9:12PM
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1337
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Jun 29 2012 9:15PM
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Anathema
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thank you. totally been there before, not that big of a deal. so what if you get a slightly bloody dick. it's not like youre hurting her. plus, when youre going to be sweating and jizzing all over her and the sheets, whats a little period blood thrown into the mix..
Jun 29 2012 9:19PM
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white+wolf
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make up a story about how you tried to do a frontflip on their bed or something and hit your head. make a small cut if necessary
Jun 29 2012 9:19PM
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