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Goat life.

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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
This thread is the unveiling of my clan. Goat squad. Goat life for lyfe motha fucka.
We're criminals who like to have a good time and go on the internet.
We run these streets.
We da best.
We kings.
Leaders of the Goat squad are myself and fellow NSer jerrylawyer.

Join before it's too late; accepting applications starting now.

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May 8 2012 11:06PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
bahhhhhh

goatymcgoat you're the man. or should i say, you're the GOAT....

Greatest
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Time
Jun 3 2012 11:03PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
I am interested in participating.
Jun 3 2012 11:05PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
do i get accepted?

GO GOATS!
Jun 3 2012 11:08PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
no.
Jun 3 2012 11:48PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Just got back from the petting zoo, hung out with 50 little goats. Best.
Jun 4 2012 9:54PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
NIce.
Jun 5 2012 12:42AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Claim back up.

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Jun 6 2012 4:18PM
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Casper.
Posts: 622 - Karma: 65
I swallowed a goat once.. only because he called my mother fat. He now lives happily inside me and we are one.
Jun 6 2012 4:30PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
DO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE PMING ME NOT REMEMBER THIS?

When i feel we can expand we will, if you apply and i accept then you are only an affiliate.
Jun 6 2012 5:42PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193

Boom for real
Jun 6 2012 9:30PM
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EHP
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Official skis?

Jun 6 2012 9:56PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Holy fuck yes. ALL MEMBERS GET THESE NOW
Jun 7 2012 12:45AM
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SteveStepp
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Jun 7 2012 12:56AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
would I be able to join?
Jun 7 2012 12:59AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
When we decide to expand, maybe.
Jun 7 2012 1:04AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
My neighbors have goats, and they should like humans. Can I join now?
Jun 7 2012 1:08AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
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NO MORE APPLICATIONS UNTIL WE DECIDE TO EXPAND.

Until then, just declare yourself an affiliate in on this thread.

Except Jackson Takes he's a member because he's my friend/windell's goat representative.
Jun 7 2012 1:41AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Jun 7 2012 1:14PM
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James7
Posts: 233 - Karma: 30
if theres openings i want in

Jun 7 2012 1:52PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
Holy Shit Yes!!!
Jun 7 2012 2:34PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
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goats reppin all over NSG, nukka!
Jun 7 2012 2:48PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
fuck goats in Kenya i ate the raw kidney of one and got sick......its all the goats faults
Jun 7 2012 3:01PM
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250r
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 1,020
hahah i was literally just about to post that i had eaten cooked goat meat at a Somalians house once...im completely open to different exotic or game meats, wild boar, ostrich, bison, and kangaroo for example are all great, but fuck that goat was not too appetizing. Then again it was a lower class Somalian immigrant who cooked it, not to be completely racist or anything.
Jun 7 2012 6:15PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
only pussy cook their food. you got to eat raw like a man
Jun 7 2012 8:04PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
samonella?
Jun 7 2012 8:08PM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,037
Jun 9 2012 2:31PM
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250r
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 1,020
yea theres no way i would have eaten that shit raw. Definitely would have come out with something like e coli. Although i have no problem with raw meat. Venison and beef tartar are great.
Jun 9 2012 4:28PM
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cool_name
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ya i was sick with shygillia (to lazy to find out how to spell it correctly)afterwards for a long time
Jun 9 2012 8:59PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Splice is in, take it or leave it.
Jun 21 2012 9:19PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
that is a boss ass kangeroo
Jun 21 2012 9:25PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
are you like hoping facebook will buy goatlife so you can retire? you are on your way. goatlife is unstoppable.

but seriously, the most relaxing non drug thing i have ever done is smoke a bowl in my car then hop out and pet the goats at the rutgers petting zoo
Jun 21 2012 9:31PM
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A_Harrington
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i want in! this little goat followed me around a bunch. named him nolan. it was like this but only one goat Click for larger image
Jun 21 2012 9:39PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
>non drug thing
>smoked a bowl and pet goats

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Jun 21 2012 9:50PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Mary O is also in. What can you do?
Jun 22 2012 12:02AM
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Murphology
Posts: 151 - Karma: 65
this is my qualification.
Jun 22 2012 12:08AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
I want to join!
qualifications:
tried to ride a goat once.
fed a goat.
own a goat.
Jun 22 2012 1:21PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
oooh can i play?

I'm good at building with legos
i once got a UAV on MW2.


so im in right?
Jun 22 2012 1:39PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
uav? you lie
Jun 22 2012 1:46PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
CLARK_GRISWOLD IS OFFICAL!
Oct 21 2012 3:20AM
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Clark_Griswold
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 48
YUSSSSSS GOAT LYFE SWAG
Oct 21 2012 3:22AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
we have a long, promising, future ahead
Oct 21 2012 3:30AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
I want in, i wrestled a goat once. ONCE.
Oct 21 2012 5:40AM
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ILLinoisance
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this dude showed up on my doorstep this past summer advertising this thread and the details of its membership. i told him to fuck off, and he said "i'll be baaaaack". haven't seen that fucker since.....
Oct 21 2012 6:05AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
am i in tooooo?


i think i was one of the people you said was in once we expanded
Oct 21 2012 10:19AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
^^^what Caspaaa said. Need to rep goat life dis winter
Oct 21 2012 12:18PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
when i drove past the place with goats on the roof in coombs, bc, i yelled out the window really loud something about goats and everyone on the patio got scared

thats my only goat-related experience.

and the goats in guatemala wouldnt leave me alone, they were trying to eat out of my hands but my hands were empty so i just got licked a lot
Oct 21 2012 12:25PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
#goatlife for days
Oct 21 2012 12:44PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Caspaaaaa and kool_aid are in
Oct 21 2012 4:47PM
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ConnorD
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Oct 21 2012 5:14PM
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deleted5
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i used to work on a farm, and i would always take the goats side over the sheep in any animal argument am i in?
Oct 21 2012 5:27PM
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