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Goat life.

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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
This thread is the unveiling of my clan. Goat squad. Goat life for lyfe motha fucka.
We're criminals who like to have a good time and go on the internet.
We run these streets.
We da best.
We kings.
Leaders of the Goat squad are myself and fellow NSer jerrylawyer.

Join before it's too late; accepting applications starting now.

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May 8 2012 11:06PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
been there. they got dank cheese
May 9 2012 12:47AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
favorite pic ever!
May 9 2012 2:55AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
I was driving down the road one time, saw a goat with its head stuck in the fence. Got that motherfucker unstuck!
May 9 2012 3:01AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
May I join?
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May 9 2012 4:02AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
May I join?
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May 9 2012 4:04AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
YOU'RE ALL IN!🐑
May 9 2012 8:38AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Yo, I'm an ass hat. I'm chill as fuck. Other than that, what makes me special? I own a damn goat. His name is Fred. Goats for life mufuckah
May 9 2012 9:04AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
i blow goats
May 9 2012 9:17AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
This one time a babt goat had its horn stuck in the chicken wire on the side of its barn. It was yelling so i helped that kid out. May i join?
May 9 2012 9:31AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
lost
May 9 2012 11:08AM
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kaassouffle
Posts: 164 - Karma: 13
how has no one posted this???

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May 9 2012 11:40AM
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kaassouffle
Posts: 164 - Karma: 13
oups :(

retry?
May 9 2012 11:41AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Hey. A few years ago I was in Belgium and there was this cute goat who was really friendly and let me cuddle him. He looked a bit like this and he made nice noises like "maaaaah" and "beeeeh".

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May 9 2012 11:49AM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
Im just going to leave this here........

May 9 2012 12:02PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
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May 9 2012 12:30PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
bump for GOATS
May 9 2012 9:34PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
i blow goats
May 9 2012 9:36PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
me and my girl were going anal in a field and a goat was watching us. does this qualify me?
May 9 2012 9:42PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
im just gonna leave this here.....

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May 9 2012 9:45PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
You're in.
May 9 2012 9:55PM
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dubtwo
Posts: 590 - Karma: 114
i once helped a goat give birth
May 9 2012 9:58PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I want in. One time when I was in a goat pen and had a handful of food and they all ganged up on me and pushed me down
May 9 2012 10:02PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
i've been to either that place or one like that! where is it? ontario?
May 9 2012 10:09PM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
nobody has posted goatse yet?
May 9 2012 10:11PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I'll join if there's any room left. I like to feed goats little pieces of grass, to feel their whiskers on my fingers.
May 9 2012 10:19PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
im in.

im gonna pay my comcast bill with goats. because fuck comcast.
May 9 2012 10:24PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Holy shit that was sick
May 9 2012 10:43PM
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HorsecockTony
Posts: 414 - Karma: 16
I want in. not even kidding, I've had seven pet goats before. I named them all George, after Seinfeld.
May 9 2012 10:54PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
You're still all in. Goat love is unlimited
May 10 2012 11:19AM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
i dropped acid with a goat named bruce that i stole from a petting zoo one time, we ran around naked in the woods and he blew me. But it's cool it was no-goathomo
May 10 2012 11:50AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
No, it's near Nanaimo on Vancouver Island. Probably been to place like it then?
May 10 2012 12:45PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
is this for vidija games or real lifes?
May 10 2012 12:54PM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,037
Fuck goats, it's all about the sloths.

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May 10 2012 1:21PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
i have MAAAAD GOATS!!111!!1!


ill post pics...


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May 10 2012 1:24PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
^ check my flickr for proof!
May 10 2012 1:24PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
lost it. 10/10 for you, sir
May 10 2012 1:26PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Anyone else open this thread thinking it title was "Life Goal"
May 10 2012 1:43PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
I WANT IN BITCHESSSSS

i once fed a goat. it was badass.



my qualifications are as stated above.






in all seriousness though, its getting hard for me to keep track of these NS gangs. theres YMR, LMUR clan, now Goat Squad, and apparently an Alpaca gang? DA FUCK?

it'd be mad funny if there were like 4 or five main groups on NS, complete with jib sesh's and mob days and custom diecuts or even tall tees. the only one on that level right now is YMR though
May 10 2012 2:22PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Current tall tee design.

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hmu if you have a diecutter and are a diehard goater
May 10 2012 5:00PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
OMG GOATS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL
May 10 2012 10:16PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
Your in FBGM standa for "forget bulls, goats!....Man."
May 10 2012 10:38PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
What the fuck why would you post that?
May 10 2012 10:46PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Alright guys Goat Life is getting too much heat.

If your name isn't on the list you didn't make the cut. You may re apply via pm.


1. Me
2. Jerry Lawyer
3. Lord_kim9
4. Guy who made the goat with the Thall face
5. Nuggz from twitter, I don't know your NS name.
6.
7.
8.

Eight member max so get applying!

(Maximum may expand in the future, but for now just let it be.
May 10 2012 11:06PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
is there a ban for posting pictures of goat testicles?
May 10 2012 11:20PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
oh boy teo spots left
May 10 2012 11:20PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
BrettH, 6th member.

You get brownie points for being an OG member.
May 10 2012 11:21PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
oh hai there self
May 10 2012 11:32PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
I want in! i have a goat, his name is spinit, he is a little badass, and i built a dank ass crib for him in my backyard. true story
May 10 2012 11:34PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hahahah id buy
May 10 2012 11:34PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
And the mystery is solved.
May 10 2012 11:35PM
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