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telemark jibbing looks gay
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im sure it takes 'skill', but so does deep throating a cock and tickling the balls with your lower lip. it still looks gay.
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^I still think you're gayer than strawberry pancakes. You don't know shit about telemark so why do you keep posting about it.
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you have your opinion. we have ours. in the mean time, you should go try some bc switch landings, i bet your hella good at em.
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that is quite jibtastic, sir.
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hahahah telestar wtf thats just my opinion ok we dont need to get personal here.. unless u want to then we could go skiing and i'd bring my double bitied axe and i would kick your ass.
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'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa
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I just really don't see much of a difference anymore between telemarking and alpine skiing. Tele equipment has evolved with alpine stuff. We now ski big burly plastic boots with bombproof bindings and big fat twin tip skis. Tele skiers can pretty much do anything alpine skiers can do. Not to be cocky but I can honestly say I'm the best big mountain rider at my hill without a doubt and there are tons of people who would back me up on that statment. And to the comment that hoodratz made about me eating it on that 180 at Hood yeah I did but I hadn't skied in 3 months and I wasn't exactly at my peak level for the season. However when I was at Squaw for spring break I did land a 180 over a 50 footer. I loved watching everyones faces as a skied switch the rest of the way down the hill. I think most of you guys commenting on this really don't know what you are talking about becuase there are so few of us out there. I'm the only one doing at my hill and it's 2,500 acres with 15,000-20,000 people on the weekends. I've heard the scene is getting pretty big in Colorado maybe you all need to go down there and check it out. Then your igrrorant asses will see that we deserve to be in the park just as much as you alpine skiers do.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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Ewhatever you'd need an axe to kick my ass, I'm a mean mother fucker.
Ron Jeremy guy I have landed switch in powder off a big ol booter so fuck off. I bet you can't even do that. See no matter what argument you guys come up with I'll have a better conterargument. I WIN! This discussion is over. You're wrong just admit it and go away.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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accctually i wouldnt need an axe but who cares it just be faster and more messy yayayaya
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'i think your computer would just explode if you tried to grab with a monoski.' - cobalt (on jibberish)
'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa
'its not cocky if u go on and ur like YEAAAAAAAH I GOT MY 7s DOWN YAAAA... cocky is u goin on NS and sayin u can throw the fuckn best C3s anywhere' -yamaToM9
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haha this fight is hilarious
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well he is a d....ouche bAg hmmmm hippy scum i really dont mind you guys in the park i nvr said that im just sayin dont be all fuvkin elitist.. just bec u have no fixed heel dosent mean your 'GOD' so just stf w/ ur BS and if you dont like my opinion u can BLOW ME
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'i think your computer would just explode if you tried to grab with a monoski.' - cobalt (on jibberish)
'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa
'its not cocky if u go on and ur like YEAAAAAAAH I GOT MY 7s DOWN YAAAA... cocky is u goin on NS and sayin u can throw the fuckn best C3s anywhere' -yamaToM9
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yea let him have his opinion thats all u can do, if he thinks its gay then theres nothing you can do so stop fucking around with it
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I'm just saying that your opinions are based on ignorance and I think you should actually know what you are talking about before you make stupid statments. I mean jesus one of you didn't even know there were twin tip telemark skis. Are you living in a whole some where. You need to be exposed to the light then you'll realize there is really no difference between my skiing and yours. Oh yeah and telemarkers aren't hippies. That stereotype went out like 15 years ago. I shower at least once a day sometimes twice, I hardly ever eat granola, and I don't even own Berks.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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MOst telmarkers are hippies some of us aren't That stereo type is still around and no matter what any one does its isn't going away.
Ride fat skis land backwards listen to punk music who cares just go ski and if some one says your gay well go ski harder and if someone gives yuo props then you better go ski even harder
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I think you guys should fight, then have butt sex afterwards, make a movie out of it, sell it, then buy some shit so you can eat it...
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i bet its fun to ski but not to telejib, tele in powder
-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
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welll you seeee im not ignorant u little biznacth well i know thwier are twin tip teles WOW wanna cookie? well whatever you wanna think.... its still gay.
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'i think your computer would just explode if you tried to grab with a monoski.' - cobalt (on jibberish)
'TELLEJIBBING, DIFFICULT, BUT STILL GAY' -NoTeefa
'its not cocky if u go on and ur like YEAAAAAAAH I GOT MY 7s DOWN YAAAA... cocky is u goin on NS and sayin u can throw the fuckn best C3s anywhere' -yamaToM9
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A couple comparisons can be made here....
1. Saying a fellow skier is a hippy because his heel is free is like calling a fellow mountain biker on the trail is a tofu fartin' fairy (thanks blue collar) because he is riding a hardtail. It's both untrue biast.
2. Making fun of someone who is trying to progress their sport out of ignorance is just like snowboarders making fun of skiing. So making fun of tele dudes makes you no more better than the people who rag on your passion to ski.
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amen to that. skierman nows what is going on
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I meant bias, my bad.
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the only good tele-jibbers i've seen were at High North session 2, 2003, and they were damn good. they were killing the big table with cork 7 blunts, it's was insane.
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Thanks skiierman. If people say telemarkers shouldn't be in the park then they should just remember back when skiers weren't even allowed in terrain parks or when you got wierd looks from the snowboarders for being in there. And the fact that I remember those time most of the people on this site are too young to remember when parks were closed to skiers I think gives me more right to be in the park. I've skied the park for 11 seasons now since the begining on my teles.
And yeah there are tons of kids out there on teles killing it.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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I dont think anybody here can comment on telemarkers unless they've actually seen them do a phat trick in the park, I havent, but you know i give props to snowboarders for cool tricks, the worlds cool that way
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i think its good that they are progressing, but id like to see a telejibber in action that would be an experience
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Telejibber, can you please post some videos of these sick stylish telemarkers? I have seen telemarkers throw 900s and do 270 ons, but they are always really ugly and i wouldnt mind seeing some of these sick ones your talking about.
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im not knocking it, its just i cant picture a telemarker jibbing i just have trouble with that
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I wish I had some footage of some good telemarkers in the park but unfortunately I don't. I'd say check out this years tough guy productions film ingocnito but the trailer made it look kind of lame. I did see some of the guys in it filming at Squaw and I still say Lorenzo Worster throws the styliest carve cork 3 I've ever seen. He was doing them over the 70 foot table there and everyone was just blown away. Max Mancini is super smooth on everything. Also I skied with Peter O's friend Andrew who is in the movie and he is really good. He does really nice clean 5s and rodeos. So maybe the actual movie will be good. You can check out the trailer on their website but like I said it doesn't really represent what these guys can do. I'll have some footage in the spring that I will post but obviously that's a while from now. I really don't know what to tell you I guess you'll just have to take my word for it or head down to Colorado where all those guys ski and witness the madness first hand.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
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Telejibbing and alpine jibbing videos here:
http://mtb.flatirons.org/
Free your heel:
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It's a damn good thing Tay isn't still around here.
This is a painful argument, we all ski, if you're enjoying it then its all good. If you guys are gonna get all up in arms about how your binding attaches your boot to your ski, you might want to question just why you're skiing in the first place.
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i respect teli men that shit looks hard
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I saw the core teaser and i guess ill have to take your word for it. All i saw was terrible music, switch backflips, no style rails, and cork 720's where the guy has his hands wrapped under his legs - i wont take it as any indication of what the sport is like right now since alot can happen in a short period of time.
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Yeah for some reason tough guy doesn't seem to get very high quality footage. Oh well eventually they'll figure it out. I can't wait til I have some good stuff to post.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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this is fucking gay, WHO CARES IF ITS HARDER. Its like anti progression, think about it, skiin has been progressing big time in the last 10 years, why would we want to do somthign that takes away about 5 years of the progression of style and tricks jsut because its harder. We could tie our fucking boots, then would that be the next fad. Its alot harder to ski when ur boots are tied togther but that doesnt mean people that do it deserve props for creating a new fad thats supposed to be better then real skiing.
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A person isn't defined by what they ride, but how they ride.
However I don't have much intrest in tele, or tele jibing. There isn't any real benifit teleing outside of the backcountry and defintly not any in the park. (unless maybe for over tweaking)
Basicly, 2 types of people do tele jibbing; 1 does it to expierence a diffrent feeling, and something new. The other can't get attention on his normal skis so he does tele jibbing. Very few people are doing it and compare to a smaller pool of talent.
And to everyone who does it simply for the joy, you shouldnt need to try and defend yourself on the web from some kids. It's like the skiers who get all worked about snowboarders dissing skiing.
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Okay so apparently the last two posts were done by absolute fucking morons.
D-spin. Nobody throughout this entire thread has said that to paraphrase tele is better becasue it's harder. Trust me I read every post. I don't know where you got that idea but I think maybe you've got some other issues that need to be resolved else where. Like in therapy. There isn't any reression in telemarking. It's progressing just as fast if not faster than alpine skiing it's just a bout a year or two behind as far as what has been done.
Airic your assumtions as to while people telemark in the park are extremely igronant whcih totally voids your point entirely. Most of the people who 'telejib' don't do it for either of the stupid ass reasons you came up with (for attention jesus are you really that dense). Most telemarkers in the park are there because they have always been on tele skis and when park riding came along they migrated there just like alpine skiers. You assume that people who tele are trying to get some greater benefit out of it. Did you ever think that they just did it because it was skiing and skiing is fun.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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Free the heel, Free the Mind
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This is just a question,to all you who telemark, I really don't care what people choose to ride, I respect all. What do you like most about telemark? Why telemark instead of ski?
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Well for me it wasn't ever really a choice. I've never skied alpine skis. From the time I was four I was on cross country skis and eventually tele stuff. But for me I still think tele rules in powder. You get lower in the snow so when it's only knee deep for the rest of you it's up to my waist. Also I think tele turns have a more flowing feel to them like surfing. Tele turns are more of a finess(sp) kind of skiing. Unfortunately there are so many people out there that make it look like shit this is probably a bad argument. But with really good telemarkers I think the technique just feels smoother.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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I've been skiing since I was a kid (learned in Swizerland). In my mid teens, I switched to snowboarding. About three years ago, I decided to try out telemarking and fell in love with it. It allowed me to blend my alpine and snowboarding skills into one sport. Also, the equipment I have allows me to p-turn and t-turn whenever I want to. When I'm tired, lazy, or just feel like cruising, I'll p-turn. Or, if I feel like ripping the hill at mach-5, I'll p-turn. If I'm feeling 'artsy,' I'll t-turn. The feeling is simply different, IMHO. I can't say I enjoy one more than the other, so if I love them both, why not do something that allows me to choose without having to change equipment?
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i dont skateboard with 3 wheels. why would i ski with my heels unattatched
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it's so awesome...how...they do it...
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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
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I believe that telemarking is hard, and i give them credit there. But still, i think it just looks weird in the park. You guys can say what you want, but it looks odd. Personnaly, i'd rather see somebody drag their hands for a sec after landing switch than somebody putting one knee to the ground. And on rails, one ski will pivot up and down and look goofy. Im not hatin on tele skiers, i'm just saying that it looks wierd. And you guys can't butter or nosepress which is skiing's new thing.
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^Haha yeah tailpressing and butters those are the things that really define skiing right now. What a joke. Those things will be out faster than the flatspin. And were you saying that ele skiers put their knee down when landing switch. Never seen that before. Most tele skiers are way smoother than alpine skiers when landing switch.
I don't get why everyone sees it as this huge handycap. It really isn't. I can hold my own in the park and after this seaon in Tahoe I'll be able to destroy most of you. I rip big mountain and I'm not affraid to say it. If I can do certain aspects of skiing at an equal or higher level than the majority of people then how am I being handicapped in any way.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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tele blows
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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
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^ You make a good argument but once again I'm going to have to shut you down. No it doesn't. And there it is kiddos I have easily refuted ever single negative post on this thread. Come on someone give some agument with some validity to it. There have been like 70 post that haven't proved shit.
And Devine I hope your not B Devine because I'm coming to Tahoe and I'm going to show you what's up puck ass.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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telemarking is the new hot pink
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Dude don't talk about people personal issues when your the one who seems to have them. I meen who defends what they ski on like you do? I don't know you, but I would suggest spending less time on the internet.
Also, if what people say about you, or what you do, fills you with anxiety, I would take your own advice and see a therapist about it.
It's not healthy to worry about stuff so much. I meen its fun to debate but your quick and excessive responses show that your getting to emotional about it. Its nothing really.
And my response was nothing.
So just relax, and the snow will start falling, and all will be peaceful.
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^ The only reason that I have so many posts about this is because I'm the only telemarker here defending it. If I don't do it who will. Should I just let the sport that I have loved for many years be trampled on by a bunch of hooligans. No my friend to do that woud be like abandoning a friend in his time of need. I will defend telemarking til the day I die.
Ohh crap sorry got a little dramatic there. Really I'm not taking this very seriously. I know whose opinions I respect and most of the people on this site dont know what they are talking about so I could really give a shit what they have to say on the topic.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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i personally do both and i like tele skiing better then alpine but i only use mine for back country skiing, my tele skis have never seen a resort, ice or crud. they've only been in powder so maybe thats why i like it better but its way smoother once you can get used to it and a lot more fun(more faceshots!). i dont know why anybody has a problem with them, just let them jib. so what if you think it looks funny, i bet i would think you look funny being posers and all. power to the telemarkers
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Word.
I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
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telestar is a faggot, Everyone is saying that tele is supposed to be better but the onyl reason anyone ever gave me was because its harder. If thats not the reason that its not gay then what is?
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i highly doubt u are the best big mountain rider at schwietzer... just saying that makes u look even more like a dumbass
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