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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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right where i like em
Feb 9 2014 2:32PM
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ModMommy
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well this it. this is the end. goodbye friends.
Feb 9 2014 2:42PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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to the basement!
Feb 9 2014 2:44PM
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erica
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drunk cooking mac n cheez waiting to bar-it-up yoloswagkillmeforsayingthatbye
Feb 15 2014 10:05PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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erica finds herself here again, locked with her demons
Feb 15 2014 11:04PM
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Randy_Quench
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merry thursday brethren
Feb 20 2014 11:45AM
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.Hugo.
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eelpout festival this weekend queerholes.
Feb 21 2014 12:14AM
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.Hugo.
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I jusrt made a quesadillia with a quisadila maker and forgot to put the top tortila on. Now theres melded chees all over it.

Fuck it morning hugo can clean it up

Oh shit i think a tomowhawk just came ethrough my windoe
Feb 21 2014 12:20AM
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.Rybak.
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i was just on tinychat. now no one is on.i was lonely so i got off. git on. swag.
Feb 21 2014 8:47PM
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ModMommy
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this is the fith time i've hit myself in the face with this kids hockey stick. send in backup
Feb 21 2014 9:03PM
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.Rybak.
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dont you need surgery? k
Feb 21 2014 9:12PM
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ModMommy
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i dooooooo. it's on monday
Feb 21 2014 9:14PM
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.Rybak.
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i thought you said tomorrow like a week ago. wtf is this shit. im out of the loop
Feb 21 2014 9:17PM
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.Rybak.
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i thought you said tomorrow like a week ago. wtf is this shit. im out of the loop
Feb 21 2014 9:19PM
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ModMommy
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unless tomorrow is tomorrow then no
Feb 21 2014 9:25PM
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.Rybak.
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i c wat u did there. and i i dont follow wat oit is.
Feb 21 2014 9:34PM
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ModMommy
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tomorrow is saturday. i get cut open on moday.
Feb 21 2014 9:36PM
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.Rybak.
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why do you need to be cut open anyways?
Feb 21 2014 9:41PM
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ModMommy
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tore my labrum int he shoulder
Feb 21 2014 9:44PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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youre drunk, time to text.
Feb 21 2014 9:44PM
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ModMommy
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you have my numnber?
Feb 21 2014 9:46PM
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.Rybak.
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he just wants noodz

Feb 21 2014 9:49PM
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ModMommy
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why would i do that. i had to change my jewelry.
Feb 21 2014 9:51PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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duh. You gave it to me.
Feb 21 2014 9:53PM
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ModMommy
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oh shit when?
Feb 21 2014 9:54PM
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.Rybak.
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i think that may be a blue mountain state reference.
Feb 21 2014 9:57PM
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ModMommy
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1. excellent show
2. but it is not
Feb 21 2014 9:58PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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a drunk night on tumblr
Feb 21 2014 9:59PM
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ModMommy
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that would explain a lot
Feb 21 2014 10:00PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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boof it.
Feb 21 2014 10:00PM
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.Rybak.
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right on maaaaaan
Feb 21 2014 10:01PM
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ModMommy
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THERES THAT WORD AGAIN. THIS IS MY LEGACY. SOMETHIGN I DIDNT DO
Feb 21 2014 10:03PM
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.Rybak.
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YOU WANN A HELP ME WASH MY DICK?
Feb 21 2014 10:10PM
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ModMommy
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#sext
Feb 21 2014 10:15PM
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.Rybak.
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GIV NUMB NOE WAT
Feb 21 2014 10:17PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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.
Feb 21 2014 10:17PM
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.Rybak.
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I NEED HELP PRACTICING WALKING AND SPEECH BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME FUK
Feb 21 2014 10:19PM
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ModMommy
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i dont speak that
Feb 21 2014 10:19PM
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Fun_dip
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Butch niggas be bitches
Feb 21 2014 10:20PM
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.Rybak.
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WAT
Feb 21 2014 10:20PM
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ModMommy
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ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH
Feb 21 2014 10:22PM
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ModMommy
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also for ns information: i wwent on my first date ever today and it went really good and i want to see her agin but i shouldnt text her beausw you don't tell girls you're thinking of them and drinking
Feb 21 2014 10:28PM
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Fun_dip
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.... But your a pink name. So your a lezzer? Jokes. Text her. I don't know about you, but the best game is spit is when I'm drunk
Feb 21 2014 10:31PM
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ModMommy
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i am a pink name. who went on a date with a girl, because she's pretty and lieks to ski. but I like boys too.
Feb 21 2014 10:33PM
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Fun_dip
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Understandable. Did not mean to be a dick if that's how I came off, but the part about texting her was serious. I am horrible with girls, but when I'm drunk beyond comprehension I spit mad game and get numbers. Usually I'm too drunk to get it in or remember, but at least I have some success
Feb 21 2014 10:35PM
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ModMommy
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Will take that into thought. Maybe it'll help.
Feb 21 2014 10:37PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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the key is dragging that confidence out of the drunk only world, and into reality. Easier said than done, but you have to make real goals.
Feb 21 2014 10:39PM
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Fun_dip
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Words of wisdom. Coach I am listening and the night is young give me more tips
Feb 21 2014 10:41PM
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ModMommy
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in that case, I'll tkae the hockey dude. I've got a better chance with him
Feb 21 2014 10:41PM
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soulskier
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Me and my maker's are on the way
Also, a big shout out to my bartender Mike
Feb 21 2014 10:43PM
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