425McNasty you are hereby cited for a gross breach of the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct.
In this thread you stated that Washington was the best state for skiing.
The proper response was "Washington is the worst state, all it does is rain. Go to mt hood, I hear there are no lines there."
Since this is your first offense I sentence you to attempt to get on a chair at the last minute when there is clearly already the maximum number of riders about to sit down. This is to be done on a powder day exceeding 1 imperial foot in new snow depth and a line of at least 20 minutes taken from the end of the singles line until the chair loading. This act is to be filmed and posted in this thread. Failure to comply will result in a harsher sentence.
Thank you for your cooperation.