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Weird stuff you do that nobody knows about

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ButteredToast.
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-Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always imagine a skier dude next to the car jumping/sliding/bonking stuff

-Sometimes I try to match my blinker up with the car in front of me, and it always bothers me just a tiny bit when they get off sync.

-I get totally naked when I take a shit at home. Even my socks. If I don't take my socks off, I feel like my feet can't properly grip the tile.


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Jul 10 2011 11:20PM
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TPalms
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Hells to the fucking yes.
Jul 11 2011 2:10AM
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futbol
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Sometimes when I hear a word I have to type it out on my toes like my toes are typing on a keyboard.
Jul 11 2011 2:15AM
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burnsie.
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I absolutely can not force my self to step on side walk cracks. it is the most painful and unsettling thing in the world.
Jul 11 2011 2:21AM
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Kangbang
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When I take a poop I'll just shit in the toilet for periods of time either playing on me phone, texting, or reading.
Jul 11 2011 2:23AM
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Downtofilm
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this
Jul 11 2011 2:34AM
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Downtofilm
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When i go up the chairlift i pretend I am hitting jumps when there is a shaded spot i like pop up and hold it there until its not shady
Jul 11 2011 2:37AM
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bribri
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I totally agree! Especially right after a shower. It feels so freshhh! Along with sleeping in only undies and a tank top. And I can't sleep with socks on unless in a fucking blizzard.
Jul 11 2011 2:42AM
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cool_name
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something about the op's name and the title of thread made me scared to open it
Jul 11 2011 2:45AM
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potato_man
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first of all i am High Functioning OCD, which basically means i am OCD but it doesnt interfere with my life such that it is a problem

i barely sweat and have very little skin oil, so i shower like 2x a week in the summer, about once every 8 days in the winter...i promise i dont smell and am not dirty at all although my hair feels a bit dirty but on one else can tell

i do calf-raises as fast as i can the entire time im brushing my teeth

whenever i turn up the volume on anything and it shows a number, it has to be even, otherwise i cant focus on anything else until it is changed

i have to wear things evenly. like if i see anything is worn unevenly (floor, handle, seat) basically anything that can show wear, i either rotate it so everyone who uses it will wear it evenly without knowing it or if i can change it i will wear it evenly myself (walking on the outside edge in a hallway, flipping a seat cushion)

this is part of wearing things evenly, but i am militant about smoothing a raking our gravel driveway, or any gravel driveway basically

im not super OCD about things being neat or perfectly clean, but everything must be evenly spaced or in "the right place", basically organized in some way appropriate for the item

these are just a few i could keep going on...



Jul 11 2011 2:50AM
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JWoods
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QFE
Jul 11 2011 4:12AM
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JWoods
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Shit, I lost again
Jul 11 2011 4:14AM
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JWoods
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Shit, I lost again
Jul 11 2011 4:14AM
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Hughes
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sooo weird i thought i was the only person who did that but it turns out all of my friends do it.
Jul 11 2011 4:26AM
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Static
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haha, suckers
Jul 11 2011 4:28AM
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AOTEAROA
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I imagine 85% of the male NS population is masturbating to the first page of this thread.
Jul 11 2011 4:35AM
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TijmenDal
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Shitting with the bathroom door open = EPIC WIN!
Jul 11 2011 6:22AM
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Willgum
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yea i always pretend i have a super long chainsaw moying the grass on the side of the road, and sometimes i accidentally chop down mailboxes. i also think that my xbox controller is a shotgun and i try shooting things in my room when the game migrating hosts or waiting. I also pretend that when i change batteries for something, im loading a shotgun. Yeah im basically a 5year old
Jul 11 2011 6:28AM
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anashyo
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Socks and bras are the devil.. So much better without them.
Jul 11 2011 9:26AM
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-Mugatu
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You and I are exactly alike... On Friday I got some random 35+ year olds lady's number hahaha.

I ALWAYS wipe the toilet seat hardcore with like lysol wipes before shitting, even if I know I was the last person to use it

I work as a janitor at a college, sometimes when there are like math problems or whatever written on boards I solve them because Im like way smarter than everyone who goes there.

Jul 11 2011 9:38AM
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charmander
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ahhh shit i do this too

i even kinda interview myself (like im important enuff to interview) haha
Jul 11 2011 9:39AM
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BobYohan
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it is blowing my mind how many other people do this. ive been doing it since i was a kid and i never told anybody. instead of clicking my teeth i blow a small puff of air out my nose. how did everyone independently come up with almost the same game...
Jul 11 2011 9:39AM
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TechnoPotamus
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well played sneaking that in there.


I can't turn left and I desperately wish bad things would happen to this asshole i compete against. he's always telling weird stories about climbing and drugs and shit and i just feel under-appreciated by my fans and especially my family.

and the worst part of it all is that i live in a pineapple under the sea with my aunt and uncle in bel-air.
Jul 11 2011 9:43AM
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charmander
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speaking of driving,when im accelerating or otherwise driving ignantly i set my jaw and grit my teeth. it makes me feel like a racecar driver or something.
Jul 11 2011 9:45AM
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PurpleDino
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I go for days without showering during all months as long as I'm not smelly, but in the summer I don't shower for weeks.
Jul 11 2011 9:54AM
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Lemuel
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I hate stuff that is like hanging off. I have to cut my fingernails and toenails as soon as they grow long enough. That stupid screen protector plastic that comes on everything must be peeled off immediately.

When I am eating a bowl of ice cream, I mix it up until it isn't as frozen to eat it. I don't like rock hard ice cream :|

Everyone does the skier / knife in the car. I always do when I am bored on long trips.

I am always envisioning an edit when I listen to music.

My food CANNOT touch. I absolutely hate it on Thanksgiving when my cranberry sauce gets on my turkey and mashed potatoes. "It's all going to the same place" yea, but I don't want it to taste like a compost bucket while it gets there.

I also don't like people touching my food.

I hate getting out of bed past 8.
Jul 11 2011 9:55AM
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idskithat
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i sometimes wonder if my life is like the truman show, and everyone is a paid actor


Jul 11 2011 10:02AM
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TechnoPotamus
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goddamit you're on to us. just don't sail out too far into the "ocean" ....
Jul 11 2011 10:03AM
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Jaymon
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oh thanks jeff, good to know


also


I play guitar hero to the lines on the road with my fingers in the steering wheel.
Jul 11 2011 10:06AM
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Algebra
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Really? Me too! I hate my ms mansieres
Jul 11 2011 10:13AM
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Shewlur...
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my best friend is Ben Afflack...
Jul 11 2011 10:17AM
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BIGben*
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Hahahahaha same here, i try to cut like only trees or whatnot!!! Also, i finger-jib all my class stuff, lime pensils conrner of my desk, etc.
Jul 11 2011 10:27AM
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Will.T
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Whenever I'm a passenger in a car I always play Guitar Hero with one of my eyes like is the guitar pick and the highway signs and traffics signs are the green / red / yellow / blue / orange are the note..
Jul 11 2011 12:34PM
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.Blake.
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Sometimes I count my chews without meaning to. Then it pisses me off the rest of the time I'm eating.
Jul 11 2011 12:39PM
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beezey
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I do my hair and makeup naked.

I eat food while I'm in the  bath and watch a movie on my laptop at the same time. Sometimes you deserve what you want.

When I wake up under the covers I instantly feel sneaky and attack my kitty cat while she grabs for her life as I drag her under my blankets to rub my face on her belly.

When I shower I only usually condition my hair, my showers last like 3 minutes. If i have company I will stand in it for longer and try to figure out what peole usually do in the shower.

When I shower I make it a goal to pee right dirrectly in the drain with of coarse the proper leg up form.

The only time I go into a lake is when I have to pee.

Jul 11 2011 12:55PM
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beezey
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I guess i'm the opposit ish of the othe girls in this thread.

I wear overally baggy sweat pants and tall tees when i sleep with big ski socks but no bra or undies, this usually means i wake up with a shirt over my face and pants at my ankles, any random assortment of the clothes i'm wearing but I usually wake up missing some layers. It's a good giggle in themorn

Jul 11 2011 1:00PM
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SteezBoss69
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wasn't that in "Good Will Hunting"?
Jul 11 2011 1:04PM
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zues
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yes, secretly and I pray to God no one notices!
Jul 11 2011 1:09PM
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304NordMan
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I just carry on really random-ass dialogue with myself, especially when skiing. I curse a lot, too. Like, just start sing, "fuck fuck fuck fuck... fuck... fuckfuckfuck.... lalalala.... fuckfuckfuck..."
Jul 11 2011 1:19PM
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HKrass
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Keep going ladies
Jul 11 2011 1:29PM
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broto
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almost finished?
Jul 11 2011 1:37PM
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jfxphoto
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Haha this. I sometimes catch myself singing aloud like that while skiing.
Jul 11 2011 1:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
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oh god he's about to finish
Jul 11 2011 1:39PM
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beezey
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I make airplane/racecar noises
Jul 11 2011 1:40PM
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BigBadWolf
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threads. And i always wear a tall tee and no pants around my house all the time.
Jul 11 2011 1:41PM
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Davy.Crockett
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thisxmillions


also when im skiing fast/riding my bike i sing/shout/swear/talktomyself really loudly
Jul 11 2011 1:47PM
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HKrass
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Ok you don't have to keep going
Jul 11 2011 1:50PM
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DUKES
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i use fast and furious quotes 24/7 people dont even know
Jul 11 2011 1:51PM
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I.B
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while skiing i catch myself even though i'm listening to a song. I find myself singing like the corus or 1 part of a song over and over and over
Jul 11 2011 1:53PM
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disastertourism
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I sing in my head and move my head but don't realise until someone points it out.

I hate sleeping in socks.

I pee every time I go in the sea.

I regularly wish I was French.
Jul 11 2011 1:54PM
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Billek
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I make beats with my mouth closed in such a subtle way so that only I can hear what's happening. I click my tongue in a few different ways, tap my teeth together, and do a few other other movements I can't even describe to complete my ultimate in-mouth beat kit.

I feel the shit out of my necklace. It's just a line of single crochet-stitched black/white gradient yarn with a little key on it. I wrapped tiny pieces of rosequartz and turquoise to the key just to add a little headyness. I feel the knot on the back the most, because I had the necklace for a year and a half before I put the key on it. I smell the living fuck out of it too. It smells like my cologne, bodywash, and my own essence in such an awesome combination that I just can't get enough of it.

I don't chew gum as much now, but throughout high school I chewed a pack a day. Thank god for BJ's giant store boxes of gum haha. I swallowed every single piece though, which makes it kinda weird. To make it even more weird, I'll throw an unwrapped piece in my mouth and unwrap it and swallow the wrapper (only if it's a paper wrapper). Contrary to popular belief, you just shit it out... believe me, I checked.

Speaking of checking shits... I check every one. I'm sure other people do this as well though, haha.


Jul 11 2011 1:58PM
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