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Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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flaming_bases
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/



I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree
May 17 2011 9:28PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
second time posting this in this thread but.

IM STILL ALIVE
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May 21 2011 6:05PM
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Jonny7
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YEAHH we're still alive!

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May 21 2011 6:06PM
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baethoven
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EAST COAST





you guys all good?!
May 21 2011 6:06PM
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BMB
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We're still here, going home in 4 days! Summer '11 here I come.
May 21 2011 7:37PM
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Chubz.
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THE OP WAS WRONG!!!!!!!


BET YOU FEEL PRETTY STUPID HUH?
May 21 2011 7:39PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
I'm fine, me too...
We're gay, how about you?
I'm fine, me too...
Tell on us and we'll tell on you!
May 21 2011 7:44PM
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maximiliaan
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mayebe there is only 1 zombie in the world that is spreading the disease so mayebe it isnt noticed yet
May 21 2011 7:47PM
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OlliePop
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Volcano in Iceland just erupted causing 50 small earthquakes
oh lawdy might have just been waiting
May 21 2011 7:50PM
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steezenskis
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http://www.huliq.com/12079/harold-campings-judgment-day-odds-are-earthquake-coming-today

read this before deciding its judgment day

May 21 2011 8:07PM
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statuswhitegirl
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first report of a rapture in bennington vermont
www.cnn.com/skdj#j3/benningtonrapture:c4
May 21 2011 8:10PM
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casual
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I agree that the central tenets of Christianity are stupid, but man...all of your snarky "I'm smarter than religious people" posts are just awful. How can god live 13000 years? Really? Just shut the fuck up.
May 21 2011 8:31PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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IM ALIVE FUCK YES
May 21 2011 9:43PM
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Jabe
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SHIT I DIED AGAIN
May 21 2011 9:49PM
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Jabe
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SHIT I DIED AGAIN
May 21 2011 9:49PM
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Cincher
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Stop playing Call of Doodie.
May 21 2011 11:10PM
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laflare
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did anyone else see the people being raptured?
May 21 2011 11:19PM
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Cincher
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no.
May 21 2011 11:25PM
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.spaghetticat.
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claim/
May 22 2011 1:14AM
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gombo8
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just to let you all know the world isnt suppose to end today. rapture is PREDICTED BY A GUY THAT SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN IN 1994 AND IT DIDNT. rapute is when god will choose those you are accepted. the world is suppose to end in 5 months exactly so october 21st, 2011. either way i was hoping to see god or someone like chuck norris in a big golden window in the sky just randomly pointing at people....if you didnt get picked it would suck. excpessally if the person nexted to you did and you didnt. just like kickball.

May 22 2011 1:20AM
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blatt
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is it safe to come out now?
May 22 2011 2:17AM
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Sam.Carson
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fuck all this religion shit like seriously. the dead rise up and jesus comes and brings everyone to heaven who believes in him. these priests must be smoking alot of pot in the back rooms whereever they live cause this is just retarded. sorry for the religion hate just saying its a bit ridiculous and i watch to much history and science stuff to believe in religion as it is.
May 22 2011 2:26AM
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TPalms
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Everyone on this site is an absolute genius.

Hey guys, let's take the internets (most notably NSG) seriously because people don't make posts just to be funny.
May 22 2011 2:35AM
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jimmer
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seriously haha...that kid posts the dumbest shit sometimes. he's a real intellectual.
May 22 2011 2:44AM
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flaming_bases
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cockblockalypse --> flaming_bases
lol you just made yourself look so stupid with that thread about judgement day






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


lawdy
May 22 2011 3:02AM
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TPalms
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I SO wish I could give you more karma haha.

kidsontheinternettakingthingsseriouslyforthewin.
May 22 2011 3:52AM
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feihlination
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oh oh oh oh and to all those who said that the rapture is bullshit because "no one knows the time when he doeth come and such bullshit" read your goddamnit bible and realize that he is 1900 years late.

i bet 1000 bucks (of course you give me said money now i will return it in case of said rapture, honestly) that none of us will ever experience something like that.



christianity is complete and utter [you know what]. not only do they select which parts of the bible (which should be the only foundation for the religion) are correct and which not. they didnt even use all written accounts back then just to form a religion that should have never been created (paulinism, anybody?).
jesus might have been legit (non son-of-god-legit but pretty legit), but christianity has NOTHING to do with what he wanted imo.


kinda unrelated, but this whole story enraged me. seriously, i am really mad that somebody took this shit so serious they made this whole website thingy with all that weird shit on it, YES I AM MAD.

be nice to others, no problem, but if you need that stuff to do so, youre maybe not that good a person as you think you are.


/rant
inb4 "you mad"

fuck, i am mad
May 22 2011 7:17AM
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belden...
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No ive said it once and ill say it again. God would probably select the best christians out there so the ones who arent will be party animals and not getting picked would just mean that you would get to be involved in the sickest party ever.
May 22 2011 9:42AM
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casual
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P.s. anyone engaged in sincere, heartfelt discourse with the abortionator, flaming bases, or a select few others should probably consider playing outside or taking an internet break because you're doing it wrong.
May 22 2011 2:48PM
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FerrisBueller
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hahahah oh the trolling religion is.
May 22 2011 4:59PM
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AGOF
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how are you still posting, didnt you die a couple weeks ago?
May 22 2011 5:20PM
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eldridge
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thats what the government wants you to think.
May 22 2011 5:29PM
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funk~
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well.. this is awkward.
May 22 2011 5:35PM
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alexat955
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no that was Bin Laden, clearly Bin Ladin is a different person because his name is spelled differently
May 22 2011 6:40PM
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BMB
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Haha, no one can get on Familyradio.com
May 22 2011 6:52PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Is there anybody out there?
May 22 2011 7:22PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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IT was just a spiritual judgement. We're still all going to die on october 21st
May 24 2011 5:51PM
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Willgum
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Yo guys, i just settled into heaven. idk what you all were talkin about, at 6 i floated up and now im here. Sry, i had to get the wifi code from god thats why i didnt post earlier

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Thats where im livin now

Jesus even stopped by before sending us up, chill guy
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May 24 2011 7:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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and when that doesnt happen we will die december 21, 2012, and when that doesnt happen we will die june 1, 2050, and when that doesnt happen..........i think you get the picture.
May 24 2011 7:15PM
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feihlination
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there are wifi codes in heaven? what the fuck, the eternal happiness cant even provide you with free wifi? god should really get his shit right. i heard satan has a banger strip club down there, its all about marketing.
May 25 2011 12:53PM
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Cincher
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Yeah he should have like, 6G up there!
May 25 2011 1:44PM
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neutralzombie
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dunno bout the rest of you, but the weather in hell is quite mild, and the suns shining. perfect day for a beer on a terrace. get some relaxing done.
May 25 2011 1:47PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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Anybody see any zombies yet?
Jun 15 2011 11:27PM
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theabortionator
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I heart poluha
Dec 14 2012 9:12PM
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