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So my friend is pretty much fucked

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dex.
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remember this thread?

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/569549/page/1/

well its been a few weeks since my buddy blacked out and rawdogged this girl (lets just call her shamu). he got a phonecall from her saying she wanted to meet up and "talk". turns out shes prego LOL.

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what should he name it?

please take pity ns...
Nov 11 2010 12:51AM
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bakedpow
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My theory is that they have been so sheltered from drugs, alcohol and rocknroll that the first chance they get to be naughty they get prego
Nov 11 2010 3:50AM
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Schlop
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the baby should obviously be named snooki.
Nov 11 2010 3:51AM
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Flozz
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This people, is a textbook example of someone having an absolute meltdown...
Nov 11 2010 3:56AM
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toominator
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She doesn't exactly look super christian in that photo
Nov 11 2010 4:35AM
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Schlop
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Probably the kind of Christian that has never read the Bible, doesn't know the difference between Moses and Jesus, and refuses to go to church. mommy and daddy are heavy Christians. wears a purity ring but lost count of how many guys she's fucked, and would suck your dick for the beer in your hand
Nov 11 2010 4:41AM
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chicken
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one way ticket to mexico? costa rica? just set up camp on a beach somewhere you will be good to go.
Nov 11 2010 6:05AM
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feihlination
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i was so hoping that it was about that other thread. fuck yeah.

hopefully this is serious thread
Nov 11 2010 6:28AM
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WakaShocka
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never go rawdog

Nov 11 2010 8:58AM
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tfast
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camo coathanger
Nov 11 2010 9:06AM
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-ROY-
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shes a solid 7
Nov 11 2010 9:39AM
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gcobs123
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Damnn man that blows
Nov 11 2010 9:41AM
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E.C.
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i couldnt help but lol
Nov 11 2010 9:58AM
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blindside
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yawn, I hope everyone posting in here is just trying to keep the troll alive. If that's the case then:

lololol like NO wai!?! Total bUmmer dUd33 lololo
Nov 11 2010 10:02AM
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fujarome
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that picture posted doesn't look much like the girl from the other thread.


and here's what you do...

go to the French foreign legion recruiting office in paris. Sign up. Somehow make it through training. Serve your 5 years. Upon release, you have the option of selecting a new identity, and you become a french citizen. EU citizenship=live/work anywhere in europe with no problems.
Nov 11 2010 10:10AM
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howlongcanausern
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i laughed SO fucking hard when i read this thread OP, holy shit
Nov 11 2010 10:28AM
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PaleCelery
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Shoulda put it in her pooper.

And While I feel bad for him, it is hilarious. Obviously this girl is going to be found dead in some ditch
Nov 11 2010 10:33AM
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thisandthatfilms
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yeah why didnt you pee in her butt.

you basically blew it for the team





Nov 11 2010 12:41PM
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Coop8o2
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If I was your boy I would be praying that the kid came out black.
Nov 11 2010 1:43PM
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Plind
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lold when i saw the photo of the fat chick
Nov 11 2010 1:43PM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats rough man
Nov 11 2010 1:45PM
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timmi
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Of course she's pregnate. Think of how big this girls ovaries would be. he could probably cream straight into the air and still knock her up. They probably have a gravitational pull.



I'm being mean...
Nov 11 2010 1:52PM
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Poon_Handler
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Nov 11 2010 1:55PM
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zakaroo
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if she was like that, he should make sure the baby is his.
Nov 11 2010 1:56PM
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Matt__Mascharka
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Carlos
Nov 11 2010 2:00PM
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dex.
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what? where do you find said girls?
Nov 11 2010 2:01PM
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jibberwookie22
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seriously dude, but if this is really happening name it snooki for sure
Nov 11 2010 2:03PM
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3-6-steeze
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This sucks so bad, but i was smiling when i read most of the replies
Nov 11 2010 2:09PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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everyone suggesting quick punch to the stomach isn't considering all the cushioning (protection) that the fetus has in there....
Nov 11 2010 2:19PM
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dex.
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this
Nov 11 2010 2:26PM
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NW_Rider
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My friend went nuts.

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Nov 11 2010 3:06PM
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alvy.
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kill her?


Jokes
















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Nov 11 2010 4:03PM
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Mr.Feeny
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dude just dont talk to her and make some shit up like oh i heard you hooked up with some guy a couple weeks before and you're already pretty fat, so say you think shes already showing and you dont believe its yours and tell her to fuck off
Nov 11 2010 4:23PM
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dex.
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if only it were that easy...
Nov 11 2010 4:30PM
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dex.
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youre definitely a cwu student
Nov 12 2010 12:36PM
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Mr.Turtle
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2nd page on epic multi pager. inb4 hundreds of troll pics. but seriously just use a coathanger after she falls asleep...
Nov 12 2010 12:41PM
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deleted5
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i lold
Nov 12 2010 12:45PM
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charmander
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adoption?

seems like a win-win
Nov 12 2010 12:46PM
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Scott0_robot0
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pull the rape card man.
Nov 12 2010 12:52PM
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m.brus
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abortion?
Nov 12 2010 1:05PM
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samwise
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The fatties are always the most fertile
Nov 12 2010 1:27PM
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theline
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Nov 12 2010 1:32PM
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dugger.
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hahaha
Nov 12 2010 1:37PM
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Logey.
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hahaahahahahahaha holy shat
Nov 12 2010 1:44PM
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naturday
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i hope this is a joke or something, its a pretty shitty thread to make. If its not a joke they should name the baby Decklynn.
Nov 12 2010 2:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Nov 12 2010 2:44PM
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MangoSteeze
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This. yu were backed out
Nov 12 2010 3:31PM
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JETS
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You gotta be fucking kidding me. turns out shes a senior in high school

fucked.
Nov 12 2010 10:10PM
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lahnabonny
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do they not teach sex ed/safe sex anymore? jesus christ
Nov 12 2010 10:21PM
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NW_Rider
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Former. Loved that school though even though it gets hate. Law student starting next fall. Nice read.
Nov 13 2010 12:29PM
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Walkawalka
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I have a feeling this is a joke...
Nov 13 2010 12:30PM
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