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Worst Sex Experience????

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PeterNorth
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 1,232
Ok ns lets hear some storys about your worst sexual experience. ill start. so one time i was fucking this chick and out of no where she she started gaging and i was like wtf, and she starts yelling WATER WATER, so i give her some water. after that she told me that her throat closed up on her. i was like wtf it kinda ruined the moment.
Dec 15 2009 9:47AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
A bad round of sex is still better than a lot of things.

Just putting that out there. Unless you break your dick or something.
Dec 15 2009 9:48AM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
last night i had sex with my hand. it was the worst experience i have ever had. usually palmela anderson can satisfy me after a hard days work but last night i had a headache and it made our routine sexual encounter a race against time.
Dec 15 2009 9:54AM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 1,232
hahahahaha
Dec 15 2009 9:56AM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
i honestly dont know how or why, but when i was doin my gf she got mad at me? so i yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NEVER TALK DURING SEX AGAIN and continued
Dec 15 2009 9:59AM
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dirtylion27
Posts: 403 - Karma: 21
Repost...theres been a solid 20 thread on this...sorry dont mean to be a dick, just sayin
Dec 15 2009 10:21AM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
well this isn't sex but it's sexual activity and seeing as how i dont really want to study for my final i guess i throw this one out.

So I got my first real girlfriend when i was 16. Coincidentally enough, I also stared drinking a lot more when i was 16. Like any other teenager with raging hormones, I took the opportunity to touch puss, get head, or fuck pretty much every chance I got. One night me and my girlfriend went back to my moms house after a party. To say the least, when we got home I was shitfaced and wanted a piece of poon tang pie. My girlfriends mom was a religious nut and called to ask my mom that we not stay in the same room. So my ma asked that i stay in the spare room. After laying there for about 30 seconds i get up and go into the room my gf was in. Immediately i rip off my pants and she starts giving me head. I'm in heaven. Nothing like being wasted and getting your wang sucked. I take off her shirt and climb on her. I'm sitting on her stomach cowboy style and she is slobin on my knob. I could tell she was nervous but me being as drunk as i was couldn't have given a shit less. She takes out my johnson and asks if i heard something. I say no and put that thing back in her mouth. just as i do that I hear my mom say, "I thought I told you to sleep in the..." as the door swings open. I look up to see my mom standing in the doorway. I quickly put my shaft back into my pants and jump out of the bed. My mom had the most pissed off look I had ever seen. To add to the fact that she just caught me getting head, she also found out that i was completely wrecked. As most of you know, when you jump up from laying down while you are drunk, standing up isnt the easiest thing to do. Not to mention all the blood in my body was in my pecker. I jump up and immediatly fall into the wall. she grabbed me by the hair and pulled me out of the room. My mom had just found out that i was sexually active and that i drank in the matter of seconds. to a 16 year old that is the end of the world. Needless to say the next morning was more than a little awkward.  


Dec 15 2009 10:29AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
Period Sex. /thread
Dec 15 2009 10:47AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
a real man is not afraid to battle the red army....

but seriously the worst sex is the one when you wake up the next morning and don't remember a thing, and you find weird object such as a coconut and a ripped out telephone horn in your bed...
Dec 15 2009 10:52AM
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ONE-UP
Posts: 609 - Karma: 53
hahahahahaha
Dec 15 2009 10:54AM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
i like how the OP is trying to impersonate a famous male pornstar...seriously fool, having the name is fine, but adding things in your sig and pro to make it somewhat realistic makes me think that you actually just like watching this dude fuck women and not the actual girl herself.
Dec 15 2009 10:58AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
fuck you!
you made me lol in class
Dec 15 2009 11:02AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
That's what the showers for
Dec 15 2009 11:14AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
the worst is when ur fucking, and al of a sudden her room mate opens the door, and she throws the covers over u, and her room mate doesnt know ur there and jumps in the bed. There i am sitting there naked with a wood, and she jumps on me, and starts yelling "OMGGGG BRITTT THERES A FRESHMANN IN UR BED!! U WON THE BET!!" the even more worse part is realizing u were apart of a bet. But i guess she liked me so much, i continued to do so for a few more months, and then she found out i was getting with other girls, looks like i got the last laughh
Dec 15 2009 11:22AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
my worst was when my boyfriend made me receive for the first time
Dec 15 2009 11:31AM
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EvanA02
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mid day me and my gf are home alone, going at it, and sure enough my door opens to my sister, cousin, and their friends seeing if i wanted to go to lunch... whoops, awkward after that at least it wasn't my parents
Dec 15 2009 11:42AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
I came in her and she had a baby.
Dec 15 2009 11:59AM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
She cried afterward... I guess I was just that bad lulz.
Dec 15 2009 12:01PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
winner.
Dec 15 2009 12:21PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
a chick asked me to shit on her once. seriously.
Dec 15 2009 12:28PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
you better have bargained with anal urination.
Dec 15 2009 12:33PM
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nipples-the-cat
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haha eppic

but the worst for me was when i was 15 my dad walked in on my girlfriend and i haveing really intense sex...the biggest problem was that i didnt notice him for like three minutes..

Dec 15 2009 12:42PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
your dad watched 2 15 year olds have sex for 3 minutes?

that is straight up creepy. did he ask if you needed a hand?
Dec 15 2009 12:58PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
consider yourself lucky, i can barely last for 1 minute
Dec 15 2009 1:00PM
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Mavrck
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I'm concerned you picked up on that. Give your pecker a break there bud, since clearly you watch enough porn to understand all that
Dec 15 2009 1:00PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
im not a real man
Dec 15 2009 1:01PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
I put my penis in the searchbar and confetti poured out
Dec 15 2009 1:26PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
i just got some really weird looks in the HUB at penn state for laughing really hard at this.
Dec 15 2009 1:37PM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
agreed.  oreos/ half a block on cheese on the night stand, my goggles gloves and beanie and clothes including sneakers in the bed.  WTF were we doing!
Dec 15 2009 1:44PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
playin for the red wings eh.
Dec 15 2009 1:58PM
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theabortionator
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I was blackout drunk. Started making vodka drinks by noon at the beach with these girls. Kept going all night, got even more messed up watching some band. At some point we went back to this kid house. I guess I guess I tried to fuck this girl and passes out on top of her within a little while. That would have been pretty awkward if I was conscious. It was all good, we still hooked up the next day. I hate vodka. Nothing good ever happens to me
Dec 15 2009 2:11PM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
i love yuor name.
Dec 15 2009 2:40PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
the last line made me lol
Dec 15 2009 3:07PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549

Dec 15 2009 3:40PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
i really dont want to get to detailed but my dick was bleeding by the end of it, probably the worst experience ever
Dec 15 2009 3:46PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
elaborate. you cant just throw that shit down with no explanation.
Dec 15 2009 4:00PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Yeah cmon man, don't bring it up if you don't have a story
Dec 15 2009 4:10PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
you know how i know your gay????
Dec 15 2009 4:28PM
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sstricky
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Dec 15 2009 4:34PM
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sconniestyle
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hitting it "raw dog" means without a condom, not raging for hours without lube until your dick skin is rubbed off...
Dec 15 2009 4:39PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
wait what? it takes 2 to tango, you were both sluts.
Dec 15 2009 4:43PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
my first time. i fucked my girlfriend for the first time, and i was so horny that i busted in like 5 minutes. after i came i cleaned up and realized that i was not attracted to her anymore, and we broke up 2 weeks after it. to this day she still wants my dick, its been 3 months.
Dec 15 2009 4:46PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
too bad you didn't know about anal urination at the time, this just sets itself up for a little peeing in her butt
Dec 15 2009 4:47PM
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iLoveLamp
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I was getting head in my vehicle with a past gf and its all going good then she starts going deeper on me and im like cool, until she stops, kinda makes a wretch sound then pulls off real quick opens the door and spit/vomits, then she proceeds while im left with the horrible thought of her stomach acid singeing my dick

Dec 15 2009 4:57PM
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emopoppins
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haha yes this is my first time all over again. did your gut just drop out of your stomach too.
Dec 15 2009 5:00PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
wait, if this DIDN'T happen my first time and i actually now have more feelings for the girl than i did before we boned, does that mean i'm in love?
Dec 15 2009 5:04PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Nope, it just means you aren't gay and enjoy sex...
Dec 15 2009 5:08PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
very nice!
Dec 15 2009 5:10PM
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K2epro
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ok so i was giving it to this girl, when suddenly i hear the door open, and then see a huge dog in mid air coming at me, needless to say it pawed the shit out of my back and i had two quite long scratches down my back that were bleeding kind of bad. imedietly turned off i had to settle for a compencation bj a few min later after washing the blood off of my back.  at least i didnt leave with blue balls i guess haha
Dec 15 2009 5:17PM
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EastCoast315
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Pretty much. I mean, I dont find sluts attractive, and Im pretty far in on the queer side. Just saying =b

My worst experience (not really a sex experience) was, I woke up with a hard dick, like many mornings. Still hard, I stand up in bed, but I was super tired, and just fell forward on my dick. I heard a crack, and was super concerned, so Im going around tweaking the fuck out. Turned out I was alright though.

And I wont elaborate on the epic of the chihuahua and the curse of the widened dickhole
Dec 15 2009 5:21PM
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theabortionator
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lol, as if that's it. It's not like everyone on here is judging you. But you don't have to bullshit and say her tits were perfect.
Dec 15 2009 5:26PM
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