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Mr.Panda
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As a warning, I am a little high and riding on some endorphins from sex with the significant other.

ANYWAYS, popcorn, I have come to the realization that microwaveable popcorn is God's way of telling the college student he cares for and loves them.

And, in other news, if God got of his lazy ass and were to get electricity and microwaves to the people that are experiencing food shortages (I am talking, places in Africa and stuff) then world hunger would also be solved.
Oct 16 2009 2:10AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
this thread...has potential to be great.
Oct 16 2009 2:16AM
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B-runge
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Nicholas Kallas likes this.
Oct 16 2009 2:20AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Seriously, what starving person could NOT say yes to a bowl of this godly meal?

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Oct 16 2009 2:20AM
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Jamestown
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Did you use the "cut a whole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick?
Oct 16 2009 2:20AM
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GORlLLA
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this thread...will be great
Oct 16 2009 2:20AM
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B-runge
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lol
i wonder if anyone has actually done this

Oct 16 2009 2:21AM
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captaincrunch
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lol biter....
but yes.
Oct 16 2009 2:23AM
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bootleg_BEN
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my threads for when it becomes great.

My friends family loves popcorn, they make huge bowls every night, make it on the stove top its the best stuff ever.
Oct 16 2009 2:32AM
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sk1er
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i just ate some
Oct 16 2009 2:33AM
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fsscott
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soooo fucking delicous

but it can't be dry, or else its the worst

has to be buttered, seasoned, salted, or all at the same time

FUCKING DELICOUS

I NOW WANTS SOME

I REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

NOT ONLY WAS IT GREAT THAT YOU WERE MAKING POPCORN

BUT ITS FUCKING EXCITING TO WATCH

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whoa caps
Oct 16 2009 2:37AM
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Elijah.
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You know that buttery smell after you microwave it?

That's toxic.
Oct 16 2009 2:41AM
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captaincrunch
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whats the name of the movie in your icon again?
Oct 16 2009 2:42AM
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Elijah.
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Boondock Saints.
Oct 16 2009 2:45AM
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Mr.Panda
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I am sorry dude, you are generally a good guy, but DAMN!
Oct 16 2009 2:46AM
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captaincrunch
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oh yeah. i saw that one. what did you think of it?
Oct 16 2009 2:46AM
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Mr.Panda
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TALK ABOUT POPCORN YOU FUCKER!!!!!
Oct 16 2009 2:47AM
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LadySaGa
Posts: 774 - Karma: 81
kettle corn?
Oct 16 2009 2:48AM
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Elijah.
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I've watched it probably 30 something times.
Oct 16 2009 2:49AM
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Mr.Panda
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Yes, kettle corn included.
Oct 16 2009 2:55AM
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LadySaGa
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haha thank god. sweet and salty goodnessSsSSssss
Oct 16 2009 2:56AM
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captaincrunch
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hmmm. i didnt think the acting was very good. i was especially disappointed with willem defoe.
BUT i know alot of people really liked it.
actually the only part i really enjoyed was the violence. it was wonderful...
yeah not tryna start beef.
Oct 16 2009 2:57AM
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Mr.Panda
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MORE TALKIE TALKIE ABOUT POPCORN AND LESS TALKIE TALKIE ABOUT BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!!  (Granted, Boondock Saints is the shiznitchel)

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I felt an "ONOMNOMNOM" pic was needed.
Oct 16 2009 2:59AM
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assface
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Oct 16 2009 3:02AM
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captaincrunch
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beautiful.
well done.
Oct 16 2009 3:03AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
FUCK, my pic didnt work.

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Oct 16 2009 3:03AM
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assface
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this thread needed a funny picture, it was getting wayy to serious
Oct 16 2009 3:03AM
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Mr.Panda
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My funny picture has less relevance than yours but is better.  Cause it has Pandas.
Oct 16 2009 3:10AM
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K2skipunk
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My mower is better, cunt muscle.

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Oct 16 2009 3:25AM
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Mr.Panda
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At least my mower can attack people and win fucknuts.
Oct 16 2009 3:28AM
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assface
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nobody ever watches videos like that

even better
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Oct 16 2009 3:32AM
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captaincrunch
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that panda was PISSED.
i loled.
Oct 16 2009 3:32AM
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K2skipunk
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But then I summon......

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and you`re pretty much fucked.
Oct 16 2009 3:34AM
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Mr.Panda
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Except, you are Canadian Mitch so it backfires and you die at the hands of my dual summon:

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Your move, bitch.
Oct 16 2009 3:37AM
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assface
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[img[http://astralfreak.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/norrisfamiliguy.jpg[/img]


the world as we know it is over, chuck norris officially has 3 fists
Oct 16 2009 3:43AM
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captaincrunch
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EPIC FAIL

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Oct 16 2009 3:45AM
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K2skipunk
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They'd rape them.

[img]http://www.omgsoysauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gay_asian_school_girls.jpg[/img]
Oct 16 2009 3:45AM
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Mr.Panda
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You failed good sir.

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Because I have aided my comrade, I am allowed to summon one more warrior to the battle.  Time to call in the freaks of nature troops from my homeland of Japan.

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Oct 16 2009 3:46AM
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K2skipunk
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Fuck...

They'd rape them.

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Oct 16 2009 3:47AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Ok, serious moment...  but, WTF?!
Oct 16 2009 3:47AM
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bootleg_BEN
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what happened to the popcorn talk???

I want some kettle corn, the kind they make at football game, not the microwave crap.
Oct 16 2009 12:07PM
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Big5hifty
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sex, popcorn, and solving world hungar sounds like you had a good night sir
Oct 16 2009 12:35PM
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wintersway
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gonna go make some

maybe two bags...
Oct 16 2009 2:06PM
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Mr.Panda
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Yes, a very good night.
Oct 16 2009 2:15PM
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daringharry.
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well

i my self do not particularly like  popcorn much...
Oct 16 2009 5:48PM
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captaincrunch
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then gtfo this thread.
Oct 16 2009 5:54PM
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squibble
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this thread sums of nsg nicely.
Oct 16 2009 5:55PM
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captaincrunch
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this statement confuses me...
Oct 16 2009 5:56PM
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daringharry.
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make me
Oct 16 2009 5:59PM
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captaincrunch
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touche
Oct 16 2009 6:00PM
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yojimbo
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popcorn, with butter, and sugar, and a little bit of salt. (lots of sugar). = AMAZING
Oct 16 2009 6:09PM
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